Monthly Archives: November 2012

Waterboarding or struck by Drone: What would you rather? Musings from Crawford, TX

Sitting around the ranch in Crawford with George W., Tom suggested the game of Who or what you rather?  For example would your rather Lindsay Lohan or Jessica Simpson. Tom suggested that he would rather be waterboarded under strict Justice … Continue reading

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Favorite Dictators, will 2013 be another good (make that great) year?

Although I am almost immobilized by the speculation that Jessica Simpson may be pregnant again, I find myself compelled to think about the state of my favorite Dictators. Some might fear that 2012 was a bad year as our beloved … Continue reading

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RIP Larry Hagman

What a great run.  I envy Larry for getting to play with Barbara Eden on “I Dream Of Jeanie” and also J.R. Ewing on “Dallas”. Add in Linda Gray at his bedside when he left us. Thanks for a great … Continue reading

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Emulating the Administration’s negotiator, Tom grants himself sweeping new powers

Emulating his mentor, Tom granted himself sweeping new Executive, Legislative and Judicial powers to fine tune the democracy in TomVille.  These powers far exceed those wielded by the beloved Hosni Mubarak , falling far short of the powers now self … Continue reading

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At 9 p.m. EST on 11/25/2012, the civilized world will stand still

The International community is girding themselves for the epic event on November 25, 2012 when the World will stand still for the premiere of Liz and Dick documentary on Lifetime (or Life Line).  The epic stars none other than TomVille’s … Continue reading

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Well, Tickle me Elmo, Another Scandal?

So Elmo actor  52 year-old Kevin Clash resigns from Sesame Street amidst two allegations of sex with boys at the time ages 15 and 16. Clash called the allegations a distraction (you think) Taking the high road, his former employer … Continue reading

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Disregarding tradition, Tom rips his Blog’s O Line

Traditionally, Quarterbacks exude praise for their O Line.  This is why it was so shocking when Tom finally came out and laid the blame squarely on his Blog’s O Line.  Tom honed in on this O Line composed of Ms. … Continue reading

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Tom announces TomVille’s newest Rehab Center for sex addicted Generals

Today Tom announced the reopening of the Tiger Wood’s Sexual Addiction Center to serve needy Generals.  It is rumored that the first two confidential clients may be Generals John Allen and David Petraeus.  Also tom said that the Center had … Continue reading

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Petraeus resigns from CIA over Extra-Marital Affair and starts work tomorrow at Clinton Global Initiative

General David Petraeus resigned as CIA Director over an Extra-Marital Affair.  Evidently somebody is still spying at the CIA. Former President Bill “Bubba” Clinton welcomed Petraeus to the Clinton Global Initiative saying “lets hit the bars tonight.  I feel lucky.”

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Tom cuts in line to join “Twilight Breaking Wind Part II” campout

Tom deftly cut in line to join the campout in Los Angeles to see the stars of “Twilight Breaking Wind Part II”.  Tom noted that the campout line had lots of hot dippy moms accompanying their dippy teens and tweens.  Fits … Continue reading

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