Monthly Archives: October 2017

The Hemline Index – if skirt lengths could talk

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Today’s post is about the lengths of skirts, a topic that came up during a conversation at the university where I lecture. Have you ever heard about the “Hemline Index”? This index, originally from the 1920s…

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Los Angeles Dodgers RIP 2017

After the crushing defeat by the Astros in Game 5 of the World Series, The Tom has declared the Dodgers DOA on the tarmac at LAX. Poor Mr. Roberts never understood the principle that you can’ overwork pitchers by working … Continue reading

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Are men more welcoming to groping than women?

Tom has obtained unpublished research verified by Fusion GPS that may  indicate that men are more welcoming to groping. than women  According to this research, 99.9%  of women would resist being groped by George  Clooney.  On the other hand, 99.9% … Continue reading

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Was Ellen inappropriate? Never Mind !!

Tom was poised for an in-depth investigation of Ellen DGenerate and her leering picture eyeing Katy Perry’s balloons. However before Tom could launch his investigation, Ellen had already been cleared by The View and The Talk and her LGBTQ membership.  … Continue reading

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George H.W. Bush busted for sexual assualt.. Who’d a thunk it?

The 5 living Presidents appeared at a hurricane fund-raiser. But the headline coming out of the event was an accusation by Actress Heather Lind that George  H.W. Bush sexually assaulted her from behind.  He may have also told abad jike. … Continue reading

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# Me Not

Tom commends women worldwide for their collective refusal to sexually harass him.  These acts of individual restraint continue to baffle The Tom.  Others are  not so baffled.  

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Tom walks Green Bay Packers fans back from the ledge

When news spread that QB Aaron Rodgers broke his collarbone, Cheesehead futures crashed faster than the Great Dutch Bubble and crash of 1637/ With an inept performance by backup QB Brett Hundley, it fell to Tom to right the ship, … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein shifting focus to Adult Films

Speaking from his suite of offices and studio in the deep recesses of Chatsworth, CA, Harvey Whinestein says that he is shifting his focus to Porn  where the Actresses might be a little less uptight.   Also after reviewing some … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein ?: What did they not know and when did they not know it?

Harvey Whinestein was Co-Chairman and Co-CEO of the Weinstein Company and prior to that Miramax.  Whinestein was a major contributor  to the Clintons and Barack O’TomA.  He hosted fund-raising dinners in his home. Yet up until a few days ago, … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein “I am off to Rehab :)”

Caught with his pants down, movie mogul Harvey Whinestein will be entering Rehab for sex addition among other issues.  He is following the well-traveled path used by Tiger Woody and countless others. After the first night, Harvey led the charge … Continue reading

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