Monthly Archives: May 2018

Is Kylie Jenner’s Baby Name a tribute ?

Is Kylie Jenner’s baby Stormi a tribute name to the famous and patriotic Stormy Daniels? The Tom is investigating and a major story will be forthcoming in the TomVille Times (All the News Unfit to print)

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Kylie Jenner Vs. Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Which KarJenner Mom Wore The Sexiest Crop Top?

Since The Tom was only aware of the famous KardaASShian back side, he anxiously awaits this vote Kylie Jenner, Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian are three of the hottest moms around, but which one of these sexy sisters can pull off … Continue reading

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” you say po tA toe and I say po tah toe” “I say historic and you say unprecedented I say O’TomA and you say The Tom”

The Tom has finally proven that there is no such thing as Media bias.  For example when our beloved Barack O’TomA was President, everything that he did no matter how minor was characterized as “Historic”.  Everything that The Donald does … Continue reading

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The Tom recommended that The Donald delay the summit with The Kim over a style issue

Various media outlets are reporting that The Tom made the recommendation to delay the Nuclear Summit with Kim Jong Tom over a critical style issue.  It seems that the young Korean Dictator has moved ahead in the critical coiffed hair … Continue reading

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The Tom upstages the Royal Wedding as the Queen makes a suprise announcement

Incredibly The Tom upstaged all the Royal Wedding hype when The Queen of Hearts Juice Newton Announced that The Duke, Duke ,Duke of Earl torch has been passed from Gene  Chandler to The Tom. Some cynics are saying that The … Continue reading

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The Tom makes the comprehensive case for Illegal Immigration

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The Tom convinces The Thomas Markle to have heart surgery

After a ton of fast talking, The Tom convinced The Thomas to use the old heart surgery excuse to skip the Royal Wedding and hang our with the paparazzi.  In turn, The Tom pledged to handle any miscellaneous duties like … Continue reading

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Will The Tom stand in for Meghan Markle’s father at the wedding?

With Meghan Markle’s father bowing out of the wedding as father of the Bride  due to the after effects of a heart attack and a paparazzi scandal allegedly selling staged photos, everybody is clamoring for The Tom to stand in … Continue reading

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The Tom listens for the Dog Whistle from The Gina

The Tom is listening carefully for a Dog Whistle from The Gina Haspel who is undergoing Senate Confirmation Hearings on her appointment to head the CIA.  It is amazing that there are Senators including female Senator who are picking apart … Continue reading

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The Donald asks The Tom to bring The Rudy up to speed on The Stormy

New legal honcho The Rudy Giuliani had a bit of a rough start coming off the blocks in The Stormy Daniels matter.  The Donald immediately called for his most trusted confident, The Tom, to bring The Rudy up to speed. … Continue reading

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