Monthly Archives: October 2014

Janet Yellen, you used to be so easy

Posted on October 30, 2014 by tom

What happened to Federal Reserve Chair Hottie Janet Yellen.  With Quantitative Easing, everybody tried and succeeded in getting into her purse.  What ever you were selling, “Loose Janet” was buying.  Everybody was dipping in to her purse. Now Tom hears that … Continue reading →

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Mo’ne Davis, your 15 minutes of fame ended 14 minutes ago

Posted on October 29, 2014 by tom

I am sure that Mo’ne Davis is a wonderful girl and loves her family. However, a girl pitching in a Little League series is at best a footnote in history.  Visit any Middle School and you will see that girls … Continue reading →

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Hillary Rodman Clinton outsources Grandmother duties

Posted on October 27, 2014 by tom

For those of you with a long memory, we heard time and time again during Princess’ Chelsea’s pregnancy how being a Grandmother was Hillary Rodman Clinton’s ultimate role. But just like she outsourced intimate duties with King Bill to Monica … Continue reading →

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Tom asks, “Have we just witnessed the death of quality TV?”

Posted on October 25, 2014 by tom

With the cancellation of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”, Tom is planning the memorial service celebrating the death of quality TV. The Learning Channel (TLC) in a betrayal of their name cancelled Honey Boo Boo because Mom June fell in … Continue reading →

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Tom hints he would accept Sofia Vergara on the rebound and on her terms

Posted on October 24, 2014 by tom

Now hat Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb have officially spilt over having children, Tom has emerged from the shadows and indicated that he is willing to accept Sofia even with her conditions. Who said that Republicans are conducting a War … Continue reading →

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It is with “an abundance of caution” that I write this

Posted on October 20, 2014 by tom

Political, government and corporate speak are merging to the horror of the population. How many times have we heard “We take (insert name of screw up) seriously.  Is anything really ever done? Or how about the classic “We took (insert … Continue reading →

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Barack on Ebola: R-E-L-A-X as TomVille declared an Ebola Free Zone

Posted on October 14, 2014 by tom

Taking a page from Green Bay Packer QB Aaron Rodgers, Barack O’TomA  told the nation to relax about Ebola.  He assured an anxious nation that the same government that registered O’TomA Care on Healthcare.gov, set up Veteran Administration appointments and … Continue reading →

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Why are we letting folks from Ebola epidemic countries enter the USA?

Posted on October 11, 2014 by tom

Just wondering why others are so smart and I am so dumb,  If somebody can have Ebola for 21 days before displaying symptoms, what good to airport temperature checks do for the vast majority of travelers from the affected countries? … Continue reading →

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Barack on 2014 Nobel Peace Prize: “I waz robbed”

Posted on October 10, 2014 by tom

Barack O’TomA 2009 Nobel Peace Prize winner was quick to comment on the 2014 winners Malala Yousafzai and Kailash Satyarthi. While lauding their contributions to protecting children worldwide and promoting universal schooling, Barack cried “I waz robbed”.  He opined that … Continue reading →

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Minimum Wage Hikes: Dude, I want to be a banquet server

Posted on October 7, 2014 by tom

With Los Angeles on the cusp of a near certain approval of a $15.37/hour  minimum wage for airport hotel employees, one can only wonder what that will do for ambition. Dude, I want to be a banquet server. No more worries … Continue reading →

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