Monthly Archives: November 2016

Tom announes three “shovel ready” projects

The stimulus of 2009 failed to find an adequate number of shovel ready projects to fund. The Tom has announced that he has certified three “shovel ready” projects. These projects are shoveling out the B.S. from the Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and … Continue reading

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Hillary takes own advice and rekindles her Presidential campaign

After considerable soul-searching, Hillary Rodman Clinton was drawn to a phrase from her concession speech.  Her spirits soared as she remember the part where she said that when life deals you a tough blow ” get up, dust yourself off” … Continue reading

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Battle Of The Kardashian Booties — Black Voices Rock

This is an EPIC battle that dwarfs the battle against ISIS.  Who knew that Kim and Khloe were such warriors. Battle of the booty! Kim Kardashian and sister Khloe roll around in dirt for Yeezy fashion shoot helmed by Kanye West … Continue reading

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Is Hillary on the Short List for Seretary of State?

Sources in the Trump Transition Team are saying that Hillary Rodman Clinton is emerging as a rival to Mitt Tomney as Secretary of State. First and foremost, we already have a Madam Secretary on TV so we wouldn’t have to … Continue reading

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Tom assures reader(s) that this Blog will continue to profit from fake news

Tom called a major news conference to clarify his position on Fake News.  This is an issue that has Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook and Larry Page of Google scrambling for cover as for years they have reaped huge advertising profits … Continue reading

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How many celebrities have moved out of the country since Trump won?

Despite a boatload of celebrities threatening to leave the country if Donald J. Trump won, Tom is reporting that the count currently ix Zero. Wait Tom, Brietbart News is reporting that Hillary Rodman Clinton has moved. Tom, we need snap … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner Reveals Lingerie Line “The Kylie Shop” — ButIsItNEW

Does she reveal more than the Lingerie line?  If it is Kardashian, it has to be tasteful.   The youngest Kardashian — Kylie Jenner reveals her upcoming lingerie line The Kylie Shop. via Kylie Jenner Reveals Lingerie Line “The Kylie Shop” … Continue reading

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Who unearthed Mitt Tomney?

So Tom wakes up to the news that Mitt Tomney is a leading candidate for Secretary of State in a dynamic Donald J. Trump Administration. Is this a plant story by the Big Media Party (formerly known as the Democratic … Continue reading

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Hillary’s fierey new Agent inks high profile deals

Since signing on with Tom’s Talent Agency in the early morning of November 9, 2016, Hillary Rodman Clinton is hot again. The fiery Alt-Right Tom has inked a slew of blockbuster deals for America’s darling.  First up is a gig on … Continue reading

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Are You Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD)? — pundit from another planet

Please contact Tom for reasonable counseling prices.  “Tom is my name.  Misery is my game”. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing … Continue reading

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