Monthly Archives: December 2015

After being off the grid for a week, Tom asks the most important questions

Like a digital Rip Van Winkle, Tom emerges from a week of  digital deprivation to ask the very most important questions. Is Caitlyn Jenner still the “Most Fascinating Person” of 2015?  Is Kylie Jenner still denying that she had a … Continue reading

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Black Lives Matters shuts down 405 Fwy and nobody notices

In a brilliant protest strategy, Black Lives Matters closed down the South bound lanes of the 405 Freeway near LAX. Upon seeing the news footage, Tom noted that there was no difference from normal gridlock on the 405 and nobody noticed. … Continue reading

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A slightly befuddled Steve Harvey named Tom as Miss Universe

After flipping a coin between Miss Columbia and Miss Philippines, Steve Harvey spotted tom sporting a Tiara and named him the new Miss Universe.

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Kendall Jenner 💄

Kendall Jenner 💄 Source: Kendall Jenner 💄 Sibling rivalry?

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The Tom calls out The Donald and The Cruzer as lacking temperament

In a nonstop Twitter blast, The Tom called out The Donald and Ted Cruzer for lacking the temperament to be President.  The Tom may have exposed a raw nerve just ahead of tonight’s candidate debates. The Tom is on a … Continue reading

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Epic Rap Battle — The Tom vs. The Donald

Reminiscent of the epic rap battle between Eminem and Papa Doc, The Tom Takes on The Donald (Trump) for supremacy in the Presidential Primary. Before the two rap heavyweights entered the rap octagon, Tom was heard warming up calling outTthe Donald’s … Continue reading

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Barack just disqualified The Donald from being President

Finally constitutional scholar Barack O’TomA disqualified The Donald from being President because of fake hair.  This was an inspired reading of the Constitution that only requires that the President be a Natural born citizen at least 35 years old. Furthermore … Continue reading

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Hillary Rodman Clinton calls out Santa as a Republican

At a news conference flanked by Burnie Sanders and Stephen Colbert, candidate Rodman-Clinton exposed Santa as a Republican. She cited the fact that Santa always wears Republican red rather than a progressive Democratic blue.  He pays his elves based on … Continue reading

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Pope majored in Climatology at the Seminary

For years The Tom has been trying to get the college transcripts for the World’s Smartest Man (WSM) Barack O’TomA from Occidental College and for the Pope from the Seminary. After series of incoherent blasts at Capitalism, Tom was starting to doubt if … Continue reading

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