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The “Show Doctor” Tom solved Life of Kylie ratings problem

Quickly analyzing the Life of Kylie ratings situation, The Tom had an Aha moment.    The Tom noted that there are only two things that Americans appreciate more than a whiff of Government Sanctioned Cannabis. If The Tom can weave … Continue reading

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Life of Kylie calls in the Show Doctor, The Tom

Facing low ratings and a cancellation threat, Billionaire Kylie Jenner has called up on Show Doctor, The Tom. “Let’s take it from here. The glasses will bring in the intellectual crowd.”  said The Tom noted for his out of the … Continue reading

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The Tom explains Rep. Katie Hill’s sudden resignation from Congress

Since Representative Katie Hill has denied violating House rules with her relationship with a staffer, most were shocked by her sudden resignation as the Ethics Committee had not even met yet. Only The tom knows that the real reason for … Continue reading

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Chairman Schiff appoints LaTom James as China Policy Advisor

From deep in the secret testimony room in the Capitol basement, Democrat People’s Republic of the former USA Chairman Adam Schiff(less) has appointed King LaTom James as his new China Policy Advisor. The wisdom is evident in the following statement … Continue reading

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Corduroy Bliss — Sheerstomping A new contender

Watch out Kylie, Jazmine is in your rear view mirror and gaining fast.  You don’t want  what happened with Lindsay Lohan.  Time to step up your game.   Cleaning out the storage at my parents house via Corduroy Bliss — … Continue reading

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Kylie and Travis split or “The Tom and The Baby”

Have Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott split over Kylie’s desire for a second baby? Enter The Tom who assures Kylie that he is ready, willing and able to start on this project immediately. https://people.com/tv/kylie-jenner-wanted-second-baby-trust-issues-travis-scott-split/ “It is Season 18, Baby” enthused … Continue reading

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Kardashian Kloset Set to Debut Friday — WWD

“Finally a new clothing line for the KardASShian girls to promote by wearing little or no clothes” remarked The Tom.   Another day, another Kardashian business. via Kardashian Kloset Set to Debut Friday — WWD

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The Tom discovers Kourtney Kardashian

As Kylie Jenner and Kin KardASShian battle it out for revealing skin, Kourtney KardASShian has emerged as a comer. The Tom has secretly joined Team Kourtney as a PR Flack. “This is going to get bigger,  It is Season 18 … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian ups the stakes for Kylie Jenner

Kim KardASShian laid down a marker in the skin game with Kylie Jenner at the 2019 Hollywood Beauty Awards with the ultimate sideboob, underboob and overboob dress. Recently hired PR Flack The Tom bellowed “Take that Kylie.  It is Season … Continue reading

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The Tom tasked to get his arms around Climate Change

The Tom is a leading skeptic of the theories that carbon is responsible for Climate change,  To coopt him, TSU has provided a grant to study the real causes of Climate Change. First and foremost stars like Kylie Jenner are … Continue reading

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