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Veteran PR professional tells LaTom Ball to stay in his lane

The Tom a veteran of the PR wars working on the Edsel, Ringling Bros. Circus and Trump approval ratings to name a few unloads on LaVar “Big Bawller” Ball aka LaTom. The Tom says that LaTom needs to lay off … Continue reading

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Nothing more moving/believable than a client reading an Attorney’s statement

Is it just me or is everybody as moved as I am to the cause of a client reading a statement prepared by their lawyer? When the three UCLA basketball players read in a stumbling manner virtually identical statement down … Continue reading

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The Hemline Index – if skirt lengths could talk

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Today’s post is about the lengths of skirts, a topic that came up during a conversation at the university where I lecture. Have you ever heard about the “Hemline Index”? This index, originally from the 1920s…

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Los Angeles Dodgers RIP 2017

After the crushing defeat by the Astros in Game 5 of the World Series, The Tom has declared the Dodgers DOA on the tarmac at LAX. Poor Mr. Roberts never understood the principle that you can’ overwork pitchers by working … Continue reading

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Was Ellen inappropriate? Never Mind !!

Tom was poised for an in-depth investigation of Ellen DGenerate and her leering picture eyeing Katy Perry’s balloons. However before Tom could launch his investigation, Ellen had already been cleared by The View and The Talk and her LGBTQ membership.  … Continue reading

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Tom walks Green Bay Packers fans back from the ledge

When news spread that QB Aaron Rodgers broke his collarbone, Cheesehead futures crashed faster than the Great Dutch Bubble and crash of 1637/ With an inept performance by backup QB Brett Hundley, it fell to Tom to right the ship, … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein ?: What did they not know and when did they not know it?

Harvey Whinestein was Co-Chairman and Co-CEO of the Weinstein Company and prior to that Miramax.  Whinestein was a major contributor  to the Clintons and Barack O’TomA.  He hosted fund-raising dinners in his home. Yet up until a few days ago, … Continue reading

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Who is Cam Newton?

When Tom heard about the Routes comment by Panther QB Cam Newton to a female reporter, he immediately started the process to induct him into the Hillary Rodman Clinton Deplorables Post #1 Everlasting on misogynist charges. After due diligence, Ms. … Continue reading

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Carrying on the Hugh Hefner Tradition

Upon hearing that feminist icon Hugh Hefner passed away at age 91, Tom Tweeting from the cramped Playboy Condo in Hellflower, CA declared that he is ready, willing and able to inherit the Hefner mantle.

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Free Speech and Take a Knee announcements

We are all for Free Speech even though everybody’s definition is slightly different.  In the wake of NFL players protesting during the singing of the National Anthem, The Tom has uncovered some other “Take a Knee” protests. Employees of the … Continue reading

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