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See the Colin Kaepernick Nike Ad lately?

Is there anybody who has seen the most recent Colin Kaepernick commercial recently? Evidently Nike unlike The Kaep is not willing to risk everything. “What is good for Nike is good for the USA” intoned The Tom. Advertisements

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Trigger Warning

Trigger Warning:  Major Side Boob.  With proper indoctrination, one can overcome any resistance to the content. The Tom may have found his niche in issuing Trigger Warnings.  99% expected to be  Tweets from The Donald.    

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Balls upset LaTom James’ quest for an 0-82 season

Just when LaTom James had  an 0-82 LA  Laker record  in sight, he was upset by none other that shadow Coach LaTom “Big Baller” Ball and his son LoTomZo Ball.  Maybe this should be discounted as nobody knows if the … Continue reading

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LaTom James receives rave reviews

Laker LaTom James has received rave reviews for his voice over work as Yeti in the animated film Smallwood.  This as his Lakers took another giant step closer to an  0-82 season by moving to 0-3.

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LaTom’s Lakers streaking towards an 0-82 record

Since the signing of The King The LaTom James, the Los Angeles Lakers are already 0-2 and playing the caliber of defense that will enable an unprecedented 0-82 record.  In addition, they can’t shoot the three. It will soon be … Continue reading

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The Tom Patents the Urban Terrorist Beard

There was a kinder gentler era when men only wore beards is they were in the Hockey playoffs , eccentric baseball, football and basketball stars and politicians of the Lincoln era.  This evolved without Darwin’s knowledge to the 3 day … Continue reading

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Tiger makes announcement after Tours Championship win

After winning the Tours Championship, Tiger Woody made a special  announcement to his wingman The Tom and Erica Herman, Lindsey Vonn, Joanna Vagoda, Tyra Banks, Devon James and Rachel Uchitel, “I’m Back” “Tiger, I got shotgun for this”, lusted The … Continue reading

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The Tom rebrands himself as Vintage

Always looking for an edge and bolster his sagging fortunes, The Tom has rebranded himself from old to vintage.  The Tom briefly considered Gently Used, but figured his hard living past might be exposed al a Judge/Coach K. “This could … Continue reading

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The Tom deciphers The Urban’s punishment at The Ohio State University

After careful analysis of Urban Meyer’s punishment of a 3 game suspension, The Tom was able to determine that the punishment is inversely proportional to his record as Head Football Coach at The Ohio State University at 73-8. Most would … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner Wore No Makeup Only Moisturizer On a Magazine Cover — Blogs Today – Lifestyle, Product Reviews

from InStyle https://ift.tt/2vUPLUA via Kylie Jenner Wore No Makeup Only Moisturizer On a Magazine Cover — Blogs Today – Lifestyle, Product Reviews, Product Announcements, Suggestions Yeah Right Doesn’t she have a Makeup Company?

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