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Harvey Whinestein presents Bikini Wars

Reinventing himself as a  man of good tastes, a frisky and rehabilitated Harvey Whinestein has organized Bikini Wars.  In the first match,  we have the newcomer Kylie Jenner going directly against an Old School Lindsay Lohan.   This event culminates … Continue reading

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“Swearing is good for you” by Dr. Emma Byrne

The Tom has assigned  this article to that F–ing A**hole Dick Durbin (D-IL) https://www.thecut.com/2017/12/the-psychological-benefits-of-swearing.html    

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Swaggy T breaks with BBB

Swaggy T formerly Grand Master T formerly Jay-T formerly Puffy T has broken with Bigger Baller Brands (BBB) over a trivial F rating from the Better Business Bureau and LaTom Ball being exposed as a Helicopter Dad who can’t stop … Continue reading

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Tom anchors SoCal Storm Watch

With at least .009 inches of rain predicted for Southern California, The Tom is scrambling to assemble his Team Tom will anchor from a back yard weather station in Hellflower.  Team coverage will be highlighted by remotes from TommySue and … Continue reading

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It is on !!!! UFC 220 Steve BanTom vs. The Tom

In a no holds barred pre- UFC match, Steve BanTom challenged The Tom in some book that nobody will read.   The Tom immediately wounded Steve BanTom with a series of Tweets normally reserved for the likes of Rosie O’Donnell … Continue reading

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Mitt Tomney..He is Back?

Rumors are swirling that Mitt Tomney who is a bitter critic of The Tom is planning to run for the US Senate seat of a retiring Orin Hatch.  Tomney a proven Loser as compared to The Tom who is a … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Un holds The Tom and the free world hostage over haircut secrets

Dear Leader and Barber extraordinaire Kim Jong Un has threatened The Tom and the free world as  nuclear hostages until they reveal the haircutting secrets of LaVar/LaTom Ball and his sons LaMelo and LiAngelo. This may be difficult to negotiate … Continue reading

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At 12-0, Wisconsin Badgers are just a quality loss away from Top 4

Again the Bowl Selection Committee will bar the Badgers from the Top 4 to battle for the National Championship because of the lack of a quality loss.

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LaTom “Big Bawller”Ball blasts The Donald in the Octagon, I mean. Twitter Birdcage

After a self-imposed moratorium for Thanksgiving, The Tom and The Donald came out Tweeting.  The Donald labeled LaTom a Fool and the Twitter war is back on.

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The Tom’s Thanksgiving message is one we are all thankful for and will unite a divided country

The Tom in his Thanksgiving message assured the world that he would not post a blog on Thanksgiving.  This is news that we can all be thankful for. Further his message is so deep and unexpected that it will unite … Continue reading

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