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The Tom installs SF 49ers as 72 point favorite in League Conference Championship game

Always one to cut precision odds, The Tom has installed the San Francisco 49ers as a 72 point favorite over the worst 14-3 teams ever, the Green Bay Packers. The Packers have  already proven that they are not even in … Continue reading

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The Tom identifies the worst 14-3 team in NFL history

And the answer is……………..

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Queen names The Tom as the newest Royal

With Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stepping back/stepping down/stepping in it and Prince Randy Andy embroiled in Epstein matters, there is a void in the Senior levels of the Royal Family. Queen Elizabeth has long admired the Royal Tom Family … Continue reading

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The Tom salutes the Awards Season

The Hollywood Awards Season kicks off today with the Golden Globes.  Despite his near-Mogul status, The Tom envies the Beautiful People and craves the attention of the Stars and the Media. Memo to self:  Bid on SKIMS tape  franchise. And … Continue reading

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Iran Expert says “It is all The Donald’s fault”

Emerging from the Deep-State, The Tom has rebranded himself as an Iran Expert.  In his first TV interview, The Tom said that the killing of Iran General Qassen  Soleinani proves that The Donald is responsible for all the Middle East … Continue reading

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Normani bursts out at MTV VMAs serving notice to Kylie and Lindsay that she is a Playa

Normani rocked major skin exposure at the MTA VMAs. We await Kylie Jenner and Lindsay Lohan’s response. This is a direct challenge to fashion designer La Tom.  “I am ready to push the envelope” gushed La Tom.  La Tom’s Assistant … Continue reading

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I Like Mike — Criminal Justice Reform

Business Insider is reporting the following nugget: Michael Blumberg, the wealthiest 2020 candidate, used prison labor to help his campaign Bloomberg’s campaign contracted New Jersey-based call center company ProCom via a third-party vendor. ProCom has call centers in New Jersey … Continue reading

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Impeach Bowl (with apologies to the Peach Bowl)

Chairman Schiff leads a team of Democrats known for their Abuse of Power football on the gridiron (with a pocket full of unauthorized phone records and a non-law sometimes known as DACA.  There Chairman Schiff will meet a trash talking … Continue reading

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We are Thankful for Chairman Schiff

Tis the day to thank Chairman Adam Schiff(less) for demonstrating  strong leadership preserving our legacy during this manufactured crisis. To the coup and consolidation of power, we can only say well done. Endorsed by:  Hosni, Fidel, Hugo, Edi, Vlad “The … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving from TomVille

Happy Thanksgiving from all your TomVille favorites including but not limited to the following:  Barack O’TomA, Lunch Bucket Joe, Kim Tom Eun, Farmer Michele, Hillary Rodman Clinton, The Tom Jr., Vlad “The Bad” Putin, TommySue, KardASShians, Lindsay D.D. Lohan, Kylie … Continue reading

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