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The Tom to school The Kayne for loving The Donald

As the word filtered back to his fans and more importantly to The KardASShians that The Kayne has expressed support for The Donald, The KardASSians huddled up and decided to immediately retain The Tom to do an intervention with the … Continue reading

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Coachella 2018

The Tom just gently reminds you that Coachella 2018 is still Indio, CA with blistering heat and punishing winds to punctuate your musical experience. The Tom highly recommends that all babes and beauties just but a new hot outfit and … Continue reading

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Mark Zuckerberg emerges from hiding and asks…

“How do you like my new T-Shirt?”, billionaire Mark Zuckerberg When will COO Cheryl Sandberg emerge to “lean In” on Facebook’s data privacy issues?    

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The Tom to Lonzo Ball “You’re Fired”

After big mouth LaTom Ball issued his ultimatum that if the Lakers didn’t sign Lonzo Ball’s two brothers, Lonzo wouldn’t resign with the Lakers. First of all Lonzo Ball ain’t that great.  Who wants the shoplifting King and College dropout … Continue reading

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The Tom is accepting suggestions for problems only he can solve — Urgent

Fresh from UNITING the country by DIVIDING the men from the women, the rich from the poor, the blacks from the whites, the coasts from the center of the country, the legal immigrants from the illegal immigrants, the workers from … Continue reading

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Tom breaks Popper Joggers fashion news

Tom has learned exclusively that Kylie Jenner will be introducing a line of “Popper Jogger Tops”.  “The ease and speed of the Popper Jogger Top are amazing.  Just pop the top and you are admiring my surgically perfected Double DDs.” … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein presents Bikini Wars

Reinventing himself as a  man of good tastes, a frisky and rehabilitated Harvey Whinestein has organized Bikini Wars.  In the first match,  we have the newcomer Kylie Jenner going directly against an Old School Lindsay Lohan.   This event culminates … Continue reading

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“Swearing is good for you” by Dr. Emma Byrne

The Tom has assigned  this article to that F–ing A**hole Dick Durbin (D-IL) https://www.thecut.com/2017/12/the-psychological-benefits-of-swearing.html    

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Swaggy T breaks with BBB

Swaggy T formerly Grand Master T formerly Jay-T formerly Puffy T has broken with Bigger Baller Brands (BBB) over a trivial F rating from the Better Business Bureau and LaTom Ball being exposed as a Helicopter Dad who can’t stop … Continue reading

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Tom anchors SoCal Storm Watch

With at least .009 inches of rain predicted for Southern California, The Tom is scrambling to assemble his Team Tom will anchor from a back yard weather station in Hellflower.  Team coverage will be highlighted by remotes from TommySue and … Continue reading

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