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King LaTom James asks Anthony Davis “…Are you Herschel Walker or am I?”

With the blockbuster trade of Anthony Davis to the Los Angeles Lakers, Herschel Walker breathed a sigh of relief.   Herschel is relieved of the burden of being involved in the worst trade in history when the Cowboys traded him … Continue reading

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Feeling the heat from Kylie Jenner, Kim KardASShian modestly steps up her game.

The  Tom is in shock.  the Kim doesn’t give up the crown easily.

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Is Baby Archie’s 15 Minutes of Fame over already?

For the last few days I haven’t heard a lot about Meghan “Sparkle” Markle and Prince Harry’s Baby Archie. Famed PR Man The Tom weighs in. Who in the Hell picked a century old name Archie?   Weren’t names like … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Channels ‘Boy On A Dolphin’s Sophia Loren In Sexy Skintight Mini At Met Gala — Hollywood Life and Major TU Announcement

    With bitter rival TomVille State University (TSU) announcing the Heavenly Body Major in the Astronomy  Department,  TomVille University (TU), the flagship university is taking swift and decisive action.  In a major announcement, TU says that it will offer … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner Neon Orange Mini Dress

Kylie comes to the rescue.  She does it all for you.  Will the sacrifices ever end?   Kylie Jenner rocked this neon look. One of her most popular looks. She wore a Sorella Boutique ‘Love Struck Dress Neon Orange’ ($20) … Continue reading

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The Tom announced as Tragic Johnson’s new agent

The Tom scored a major coup when he inked Tragic Johnson as his newest client.  The deal includes exclusive negotiating rights for positions in Basketball Administration, Basketball Coaching and Late Night Talk Shows. “Tragic Johnson is a proven performer in … Continue reading

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Tiger Woody is Back

In Breaking News, The Tom announced that with his 2019 Masters victory that Tiger Woody is Back. The Tom has notified Rachel Uchitel and other Groupies. “Tiger, I got the Wing” roared The Tom. “Let’s Roll.  I have been waiting … Continue reading

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The Tom declares himself an Influencer

In a master marketing stroke, The Tom announced that he is now an Influencer and that the bidding starts at $1 Million. If you wish to reach non-beautiful people who don’t smell that great, The Tom is the Influencer of … Continue reading

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Lakers agree to partial shutdown of King LaTom James

With Tragic Johnson of the LA Lakers desperate to draw attention away from the $154 Million 4 year contract with the King, the Lakers agreed to limit his minutes to about half time.  This enables LaTom to draw his outrageous … Continue reading

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The Tom welcomes Kylie Jenner as the youngest member of Billionaires Club

The Tom rushed to congratulate Kylie as the newest and youngest member of the Billionaire Club. After a hard day at the office, Kylie enjoys some well deserved relaxation. The Tom is anxious to reach out to Kylie for consulting … Continue reading

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