Monthly Archives: June 2012

“Because It is the right thing to do”

Tom announced gift donation opportunities for people worldwide. Just sent checks, cash, money orders, wire transfers, credit card payments to Tom. No donation is too small or to big. Tom stated emphatically, “It is the right thing to do”. BREAKING … Continue reading

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Helicopter Ben Bernanke, Am I the only one who is crazy?

Federal Reserve Chairman Helicopter Ben Bernanke is flooding the markets with money via QE1, QE2 and Operation Twist and who knows what else to get ultra-low or non-existent interest rates. Correct me if I am wrong but didn’t Japan do … Continue reading

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“Operation Twist” Tom praises O’TomA as Chubby Checker in and Bernanke out

“Let’s Twist again like we did in Recovery Summer” warbled Tom in praise of Barack O’TomA upon hearing the announcement that O’TomA had nominated Chubby Checker to replace Ben Bernanke as Federal Reserve Chairman. O’TomA citing Checker’s outstanding record in … Continue reading

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Tom holds Eric Folder in contempt

With his patience wearing thin, Tom cited Eric Folder for contempt for his lack of response to “Slow and Mild” program requests. Tom said that if there are to be any “Pistol Packing Mommas” out there with Government guns, they … Continue reading

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Mitt Tomney unexpectedly drops Rodney King from VP shortlist

Yesterday, without explanation, TomVille’s Mitt Tomney dropped Rodney King from his Vice President shortlist. King was perfectly positioned to appeal to wide swaths of the electorate such as alcoholics and drug users that may be put off by Tomney’s image. … Continue reading

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Calls for indepth investigations center on Busty McTomHo as Administration source of leaks burnishing Tom’s credentials

Congressional leaders of both parties and news media types all want to investigate Tom’s Spokesperson Busty McTomHo as the person responsible for Administration leaks of National Security information. It is alleged that Busty and others are attempting to make Tom … Continue reading

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A Nation holds its collective breathe after Lindsay Lohan’s car accident

America is on edge. Forget the Euro crisis and that our beloved leader Barack O’TomA lost the fund-raising crown for May to Mitt Tomney, Trillions in deficits and unemployment. Everybody wants to know if Lindsay Lohan is all right after … Continue reading

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Tom cranky as WordPress joins Google conspiracy

Am I crazy (yes) or is WordPress nuts? They have started a Browser war stating that I have an old insecure browser and now they are threatening to cut off notifications. But wait, I am using IE8 which is the … Continue reading

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Was it Google or Barack O’TomA who crashed Tom’s computer

Start the Federal investigation and include computer repair in the investigation. EasyTech is officially an oxymoron. Just when lunacy is reaching new heights, I am brought to my knees.

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