Monthly Archives: June 2013

Alec Baldwin v. Paula Deen in foot in mouth smackdown

Posted on June 30, 2013 by tom

So Alec Baldwin and Paula Deen  both have put their foot in their mouth.  Deen gets clobbered and Baldwin skates. Why is this so? What is in your wallet, Paula?  Capital One, Alec This may require  analysis by the world’s … Continue reading →

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Flat Earth Society Meeting Agenda

Posted on June 27, 2013 by tom

Tom announces the Agenda for the next meeting of the Flat Earth Society.  An up or down vote will be held on the following items: The Trillion Dollar Stimulus and resulting mountains of debt were great ideas. The Arab spring … Continue reading →

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A defiant Tom schedules a meeting of the Flat Earth Society

Posted on June 26, 2013 by tom

An angry Tom reacted to Barack O’TomA’s edict in his Georgetown Carbon speech that there isn’t time for a meeting of the Flat Earth Society. Since Barack O’TomA has seized the intellectual high ground, it should not take too much … Continue reading →

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Tom announces the availability of “Justin Bieber Driving School” franchises

Posted on June 25, 2013 by tom

Today Tom announced at a Grand Opening in Pacoima that Justin Bieber Driving School franchises are now available. These Driving Schools are obviously the answer to every parents’ prayer who dreaded teaching their teens how to drive. While Tom acknowledged … Continue reading →

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Travel Agent to the Stars Barack O’TomA plans a fabulous farewell trip for Snowden

Posted on June 24, 2013 by tom

Ever the concerned employer, POTUS and Travel Agent to the Stars Barack O’TomA has lined up an outstanding travel itinerary for former NSA contract employee Edward Snowden. While the travel plans were supposed to be a secret, Tom has learned … Continue reading →

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Tom snaps up vast tracts of Arctic Circle land for post climate change beach front resorts

Posted on June 24, 2013 by tom

Ever the opportunist, Tom and secret Angel Investors Barack O’TomA and Al Bore  just purchased vast tracts of Arctic Circle land for the development of new beachfront resorts in a rare opportunity created by climate change. As the lower 48 … Continue reading →

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Tom declares: “Facebook fad is so over”

Posted on June 23, 2013 by tom

With both Sheryl Sandberg and Mark Zuckerberg leaning in, Tom strides to the podium resplendent in a Nehru Jacket, Tie Dye T, Bell Bottoms and Engineer Boots, and definitely declares “The Facebook Fad is so Over”.  With everybody and their parents. grandparents … Continue reading →

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Tom introduces new “Bang With Enemies” App

Posted on June 22, 2013 by tom

With great fanfare and hints of a new sex tape with Lindsay Lohan when she exits Rehab, Tom rolled out the new  “Bang With Enemies” App.  Since Tom has way more enemies tha  friends, the potential for this App is virtually limitless. While … Continue reading →

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Hide the women, children and headbands, LaTom James is ready to kick some A..

Posted on June 20, 2013 by tom

“O Really”,  grumbled Greg Tomovich.

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Tom sifts thru mountains of NSA phone records and discovers a threat to America

Posted on June 18, 2013 by tom

Unsheathing his pick ‘n’ shovel, Tom has taken on the task of Data mining all the NSA phone records.  In this effort Tom has discovered a shadowy network of Greek Yogurt and Hummus distributors who appear to be hell-bent on … Continue reading →

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