Monthly Archives: March 2014

Kim Jong Eun and Kim Tom Eun squeeze off Missiles on Spring Break

Emulating his hero Kim Jong Eun of North Korea, Kim Tom Eun used Spring Break from Barber College to fire a few missiles from the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of North TomVille into the waters of South TomVille. Few understand the pressure … Continue reading

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Bitco(i)n — Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

No sooner than Tom introduced the Bitcon in a blatant ripoff of the beloved Bitcoin, when he was hit by two imitators the Dogecoin and the Litecoin.  Where is the respect for product innovation? Also how in the world was … Continue reading

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OBAMA TOP WORRY: NUKE BOMB NYC

“Los Angeles, O Well” “We need to get Lindsay Lohan in a bomb shelter ASAP” cried a nervous Tom.

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Putin announces a referendum for shale oil and gas States to join Russia

Vlad “The Bad” Putin just went on TomVille TV to announce that the states of Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, North Dakota and South Dakota will conduct referenda on March 26, 2014 to declare if they want to be independent or if … Continue reading

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Putin retaliates and slaps sanctions on TomVille and Tom

In the ultimate man bites dog story, Vlad “The Bad” Putin slapped smart and biting sanctions on TomVille and Tom for supporting Barack “The Glib” O’TomA in the geopolitical battle over Crimea and Southeast TomVille. These sanctions are devastating to … Continue reading

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Foreign Policy March Madness — Countries Seeded

On the eve of the Foreign Policy Tournament known as March Madness, Tom was shocked to see the committee’s seeding of the power conference invitees. The following is a summary of the tournament seeding: 1 Russia, 2 China, 3 Israel, … Continue reading

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For the 75Th consequetive year TU and TSU shut out of NCAA Basketball tournament

In what started as an outrage and has grown throughout the years into a full conspiracy, TomVille  University (TU) and TomVille State University (TSU) have not received an invitation to the NCAA Basketball Tournament that started in 1939. Now admittedly … Continue reading

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Shock Poll: 93% of Crimea vote for union with South TomVille

The International Community was shocked when poll results showed that only 93% of Crimea voters voted for a union with South TomVille.  Tom’s political consultant Vladimir “Vlad the Bad” Putin had predicted 100% leading to this humiliation of a prideful Tom. … Continue reading

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With Crowd (de)Funding who needs BitCo(i)n

Tom’s eyes have been opened to the endless possibilities of CrowdFunding.  With CrowdFunding, you can place the most useless idea on a website and the money rolls in to fund it.  It was “Veronica Mars, the movie”, funded by fans … Continue reading

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Kim Tom Un won 100% of vote in snap election

In a snap TomVille election, Kim Tom Un (like his hugely popular North Korean counterpart) gathered 100% of the vote with 100% of eligible voters voting.  Kim Tom Un attributed his popularity to sporting the new Kim Jong Eun haircut Glory to … Continue reading

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