Tag Archives: George W. Bush

Once a Community Organizer always a Community Organizer

Posted on September 21, 2017 by tom

Barack O’TomA won the Presidency based on the miracles he performed as a Community Organizer on Chicago’s South side. Now Barack has shifted his focus slightly and is a Community Organizer from his perch in his mansion in D.C for  … Continue reading →

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Barack salutes Tom on historic Senate control flip

Posted on November 5, 2014 by tom

Barack O’TomA was first in line to give Tom a crisp one-figure salute for engineering taking control of the TomVille Senate.  Tom opined that it was delicious irony that the guy who blamed others for problems and his troubles  would … Continue reading →

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Tom congratulates Barack on increasing the income inequality coefficient to an all-time high

Posted on October 7, 2014 by tom

Tom loves money and people who have money in that order.  When congratulations are in order, Tom is the first in line to congratulate. With that Tom personally called Barack O’TomA to congratulate him on moving the Gini Income Inequality … Continue reading →

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Tom channels Rodney King and asks “Can’t we all get along?”

Posted on July 25, 2014 by tom

Despite the highly effective  efforts of the Re-set Specialist and the old Wind Surfer/VietNam Protester, we have a few conflicts going on in the world.  Some of the most bitter conflicts include the following:  Israel v. Hamas, MSNBC v. Sarah … Continue reading →

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Barack admits addiction to Selfies and will enter Rehab

Posted on April 3, 2014 by tom

Today, the world was shocked when in a teary eyed interview with Oprah, Barack O’TomA admitted that he had a Selfie addition and would enter a residential treatment program.  The addition first became noticeable when he hogged the Selfie shots … Continue reading →

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Shock Poll: 93% of Crimea vote for union with South TomVille

Posted on March 16, 2014 by tom

The International Community was shocked when poll results showed that only 93% of Crimea voters voted for a union with South TomVille.  Tom’s political consultant Vladimir “Vlad the Bad” Putin had predicted 100% leading to this humiliation of a prideful Tom. … Continue reading →

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Mathematicians predict Barack will run out of people to blame by late 2014

Posted on October 5, 2013 by tom

Leading mathematicians from Tomville State University (TSU), home of the unranked mighty Football Whigs have predicted that Barack O’TomA  at his current rate will run out of people top blame from the world’s population of 7.115 Billion by late 2014. … Continue reading →

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Tom warns Barack not to “mess with him”

Posted on September 20, 2013 by tom

With Barack O’TomA in a highly agitated, political state after a House vote to de-fund his signature program, Tom issued a preemptive warning to Barack not to “mess with him” Barack has been known to pillage Tom even more viciously … Continue reading →

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Tom snaps up vast tracts of Arctic Circle land for post climate change beach front resorts

Posted on June 24, 2013 by tom

Ever the opportunist, Tom and secret Angel Investors Barack O’TomA and Al Bore  just purchased vast tracts of Arctic Circle land for the development of new beachfront resorts in a rare opportunity created by climate change. As the lower 48 … Continue reading →

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Barack O’TomA rolls out the “I don’t no nuthing” defense

Posted on May 16, 2013 by tom

Observers were in awe as Barack O’TomA, the smartest man ever to occupy the White House, seamless shifted from it is all George W.’s fault to “I don’t no nuthing” about Benghazi, IRS and AP subpoenas. On the Benghazi talking … Continue reading →

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