Monthly Archives: May 2020

The Tom admits he was wrong about Curb Side Pick Up Retail

When the County invented Curb Side Retail as a savior of retail,  The Tom panned it big time. Now for the last 2 days, we are seeing what a genius concept it is. Mark your calendars, The Tom was wrong.  … Continue reading

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The Tom calls for Los Angeles County Sheriff to Step Down.

After awarding Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva the Tin Ear award, The Tom call for him to resign. At the very time that a Protest was transitioning to a Riot, the Sheriff broke in to all channels with the … Continue reading

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The Tom calls for Los Angeles Mayor to Step Down

After a couple of days of riots, The Tom is calling for Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti to resign.  It was bad enough when he was breaking in to The Peoples’  Court every day with his inane  COVID-19 Pressers where … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner is no longer a $Billionaire

Forbes is reporting that their new research reveals that Kylie Jenner  is not a Billionaire. Still looks like 999 $ Million.  Back to you, FORBES.

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Rev. Al SharpTom arrives in and leaves Minneapolis

The noted healer Rev. Al SharpTom rolled into Minneapolis and calmed the waters. Upon leaving a staffer asked “What is that bright light in the rear view mirror?”  “Beats me.  Just drive toward the bright lights coming from, Atlanta,  Chicago, … Continue reading

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The Tom sees the need to punch up Blog interest

With the Blog circling the drain, The Tom has call his team to a ZOOM meeting to explore new ideas for the Blog Staff rushed to the white board to record  the free lowing ideas.  These ideas included:  leaking PDA  … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian’s Skims Releases New Face Masks

Can a The Tom Face Mask be far behind?  We can only hope not.   Kim Kardashian Skim’s brand released a new line of face masks to help fight Covid-19. Kim K’s masks sold out within an hour! Her masks … Continue reading

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Saving Lives (not necessarily yours) Comfort Words Edition

The Tom has landed a Marketing consultancy.  Here are some of the pleasing words dripping from The Tom’s lips: safe, home, secure, together, healing, vulnerable, experts, data, science and bull shit. The Tom has created the perfect tag line for … Continue reading

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Saving Lives (not necessarily yours) Re-opening Beaches Edition

As The Tom has reported all re-opening decisions from the Virus Lockdown are based only on the data, science and experts.  Nothing will be re-opened a day before or a day after it should be. Hence the Beach re-openings in  … Continue reading

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Saving the economy with “Curb Side Pick Up” Virus Edition

As a senior member of the Press, The Tom is highly reverent to those Politicians’ who are saving lives and always follow the data, science and experts in each and  every decision. The Tom’s first question at the Press Conference … Continue reading

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