Category Archives: Computers and Internet

Kim Kardashian reveals family will not release Christmas card this year: ‘Kris Jenner has given up’ — The Tom is crushed

I am devastated that I won’t have a Kardashian Christmas card on my mantel this year. What, did they run out of pictures for the cards? The Tom is offering up a picture of Kylie for the card from his … Continue reading

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AntiSocial Media Kingpin Zuckerberg gives best testimony ever

AntiSocial Media Platform giant Mark Zuckerberg gave his most compelling testimony ever to an European commission. He was a no-show. “Sheryl, do you think I should nave leaned in?” whispered Fakebook’s Zuckerberg.  

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Fake News Alert: The Tom tests Antisocial Media sites

Trigger Warning on Fake News Alert. After an intensive 21 minute investigation, The Tom has conclusively determined beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Antisocial Media platforms such as Fakebook are more interested in users over advertisers.    Furthermore … Continue reading

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Democratic People’s Republic of California announces the pre-packaged law suit

Once known for innovation and hard work, the new Democratic People’s Republic of California has developed the ultimate  innovation namely the pre-packaged law suit against the Federal Government.  With this weapon available, the defeat of the USA is within reach. … Continue reading

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Did Anti-Social Media Facebook force out Executive for his political views?

You may be interested in a November 12, 2018 article about the departure of Facebook Executive Palmer Luckey who was allegedly forced out at Facebook because staff objected to his political views. The hysterical crowd behavior is par for the … Continue reading

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MMA 1, The Investigation

Trigger Warning:  MMA (Magnificent Mammary Arts The Tom known as the Boob Whisperer has been commissioned by the Tom Foundation to investigate rumors that MMA 1 contenders Kylie Jenner and Lindsay Lohan may have been surgically enhanced.   The Tom … Continue reading

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Trigger Warning

Trigger Warning:  Major Side Boob.  With proper indoctrination, one can overcome any resistance to the content. The Tom may have found his niche in issuing Trigger Warnings.  99% expected to be  Tweets from The Donald.    

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The Tom takes a meeting with The Omarosa

The Tom has intercepted a dog whistle from his old mentor Vlad has set up a meeting with the Omarosa in the Celebrity apprentice Board Room.  The Tom will be taping the Omarosa who is taping The Tom all of … Continue reading

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The Tom levels a blast at Fakebook

Is it just The tom or is Fakebook the new word for hypocrisy?  Mark “Big Money” Zuckerberg and Sheryl “Lean In” Sandberg revealed that they have backed off the money table to announce that they have “found” fake accounts that … Continue reading

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Is The Tom on the Supreme Court short list?

As soon as Associate Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced his retirement, the pundits and popular opinion have coalesced around The Tom as the perfect Supreme Court nominee.  Known for his interests in the areas of Social Media Bullying and … Continue reading

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