Category Archives: Computers and Internet

The Tom tells Kylie to step up her game

The Tom has discovered the mystery woman below who could be a threat to Kylie Jenner and her social media dominance.  The Tom has advised Kylie to step up her game and that she may need show even more of … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner Trowback Pic on May 7th 2019 — Dupe Kylie Jenner Style

This throwback goes way back to May 2019.  That is so far back that it can only be Old School.   Credit: Kylie Jenner Instagram StoriesKylie Jenner posted a throwback photo on her instagram from April. She deleted it from … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Channels ‘Boy On A Dolphin’s Sophia Loren In Sexy Skintight Mini At Met Gala — Hollywood Life and Major TU Announcement

    With bitter rival TomVille State University (TSU) announcing the Heavenly Body Major in the Astronomy  Department,  TomVille University (TU), the flagship university is taking swift and decisive action.  In a major announcement, TU says that it will offer … Continue reading

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The Tom announces the Grand Opening of Phase 1 of the Assange Estates

With a Ribbon Cutting Ceremony that would make any Chamber of Commerce envious, The Tom opened Phase 1 of the much-anticipated Assange Estates modeled on Julian Assange’s luxurious quarters in the Ecuadorian Embassy. The Tom said that these modest but … Continue reading

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The Tom declares himself an Influencer

In a master marketing stroke, The Tom announced that he is now an Influencer and that the bidding starts at $1 Million. If you wish to reach non-beautiful people who don’t smell that great, The Tom is the Influencer of … Continue reading

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The Tom welcomes Kylie Jenner as the youngest member of Billionaires Club

The Tom rushed to congratulate Kylie as the newest and youngest member of the Billionaire Club. After a hard day at the office, Kylie enjoys some well deserved relaxation. The Tom is anxious to reach out to Kylie for consulting … Continue reading

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The Donald urges The Tom to find some money for The Wall in the Bezos’ divorce scrapes

When The Donald heard that The Tom has set his romantic sights on MacKenzie Bezos, he reasoned that in a $137 Billion divorce there is some rounding error funding for a mere $8 Billion Wall extension. Now this is leverage … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian reveals family will not release Christmas card this year: ‘Kris Jenner has given up’ — The Tom is crushed

I am devastated that I won’t have a Kardashian Christmas card on my mantel this year. What, did they run out of pictures for the cards? The Tom is offering up a picture of Kylie for the card from his … Continue reading

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AntiSocial Media Kingpin Zuckerberg gives best testimony ever

AntiSocial Media Platform giant Mark Zuckerberg gave his most compelling testimony ever to an European commission. He was a no-show. “Sheryl, do you think I should nave leaned in?” whispered Fakebook’s Zuckerberg.  

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Fake News Alert: The Tom tests Antisocial Media sites

Trigger Warning on Fake News Alert. After an intensive 21 minute investigation, The Tom has conclusively determined beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Antisocial Media platforms such as Fakebook are more interested in users over advertisers.    Furthermore … Continue reading

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