Category Archives: Computers and Internet

Tom edged out for Time Person of the Year by a Hashtag

In his worst humiliation to date, The Tom lost out on being Time magazine’s Person of the Year by a Hashtag formerly known as #MeToo.  A Fake News investigation has been opened to be headed by a suddenly unemployed Robert … Continue reading

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Tom loves the Bitcon, I mean Bitcoin

As 2017 rolled in, the Bitcon was bringing in a bit below $1,000.  Lately it is bringing in over %10,000 or a tenfold return on a highly fictitious investment. Let all who can tell where the Bitcon came from and … Continue reading

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LaTom “Big Bawller”Ball blasts The Donald in the Octagon, I mean. Twitter Birdcage

After a self-imposed moratorium for Thanksgiving, The Tom and The Donald came out Tweeting.  The Donald labeled LaTom a Fool and the Twitter war is back on.

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The Tom’s Thanksgiving message is one we are all thankful for and will unite a divided country

The Tom in his Thanksgiving message assured the world that he would not post a blog on Thanksgiving.  This is news that we can all be thankful for. Further his message is so deep and unexpected that it will unite … Continue reading

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Has The Donald hired The Tom as his body double?

With the “Resistance” reaching for absurd heights, it was only prudent for The Donald to engage The Tom as his body double. This of course frees up the Donald to Tweet. Only The Tom has the unique qualifications for this … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Analysis of Trump-CNN Tweet is complete

Attention John Dickerson (Dem.), Chuck Todd (Dem,), Judy “no MacNeil-Leher” Woodruff and George Clintonoopulos, Tom has completed the definitive scientific analysis  of the Trump=CNN Wrestling Tweet.  Included in this exhaustive study was a frame-by-frame analysis of the tweet and numerous … Continue reading

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Where do The Tom’s Tweets Rank?

Everybody has their underwear in a knot over The Tom’s Tweets.  Everybody in the world is expected, no demanded, to speak out against The Tom.  But where exactly were these same pundits when Barack O’TomA was going from Sea to … Continue reading

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The Tom pitches 5 straight shutouts against Team Pelosi/Schumer/Warren/Sanders

The Tom has come roaring out of the box with  victories in 5 straight Special Elections for House of Representatives.   Some may say the public is souring a bit on the non-Stop Russian Collusion innuendo against Trump and those … Continue reading

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Tom congratulates Zuckerberg for facilitating virulent rhetoric

Tom took time out of his busy schedule to congratulate Yuk Zuckerberg on accumulating $Billions facilitating virulent rhetoric.  The Z man is now proposing Artificial Intelligence (AI) to rid Facebook of terrorist writings. But as we have learned  in the shooting … Continue reading

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The Tom fires Eliot Ness

In a move that et TomVille all a Twitter, The Tom fired FBI Director Eliot Ness.  With chants of “Lock Her Up” booming in the background.  Tom cited poor ratings for Untouchables reruns as the primary cause for the dismissal. … Continue reading

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