Category Archives: Computers and Internet

Was Clapper in the Crapper?

Q.   So who is James Clapper?  A.   Dear Leader  Barack O’TomA’s Director of National Intelligence.  He is best known for his biting criticism of The Tom and The Donald. Now that our hero Robert Mueller has indicted some … Continue reading

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The Tom is accepting suggestions for problems only he can solve — Urgent

Fresh from UNITING the country by DIVIDING the men from the women, the rich from the poor, the blacks from the whites, the coasts from the center of the country, the legal immigrants from the illegal immigrants, the workers from … Continue reading

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The Donald calls on Super Hero Stock Market Whisperer, The Tom

Feeling the vibes coming from Mar-a-Lago, The Tom knew that he needed to save the nation from a stock market debacle that was sure to be blamed on the Big Guy. Quickly slipping on his green eye shade visor and … Continue reading

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Who prepared the vile Tom Dossier?

Are all Dossiers as vile as  The Tom Dossier? dos·si·er [ˈdôsēˌā, ˈdäsēˌā] NOUN a collection of documents about a particular person, event, or subject: “we have a dossier on him” · [more] synonyms: file · report · case history · … Continue reading

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It is on !!!! UFC 220 Steve BanTom vs. The Tom

In a no holds barred pre- UFC match, Steve BanTom challenged The Tom in some book that nobody will read.   The Tom immediately wounded Steve BanTom with a series of Tweets normally reserved for the likes of Rosie O’Donnell … Continue reading

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Tom edged out for Time Person of the Year by a Hashtag

In his worst humiliation to date, The Tom lost out on being Time magazine’s Person of the Year by a Hashtag formerly known as #MeToo.  A Fake News investigation has been opened to be headed by a suddenly unemployed Robert … Continue reading

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Tom loves the Bitcon, I mean Bitcoin

As 2017 rolled in, the Bitcon was bringing in a bit below $1,000.  Lately it is bringing in over %10,000 or a tenfold return on a highly fictitious investment. Let all who can tell where the Bitcon came from and … Continue reading

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LaTom “Big Bawller”Ball blasts The Donald in the Octagon, I mean. Twitter Birdcage

After a self-imposed moratorium for Thanksgiving, The Tom and The Donald came out Tweeting.  The Donald labeled LaTom a Fool and the Twitter war is back on.

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The Tom’s Thanksgiving message is one we are all thankful for and will unite a divided country

The Tom in his Thanksgiving message assured the world that he would not post a blog on Thanksgiving.  This is news that we can all be thankful for. Further his message is so deep and unexpected that it will unite … Continue reading

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Has The Donald hired The Tom as his body double?

With the “Resistance” reaching for absurd heights, it was only prudent for The Donald to engage The Tom as his body double. This of course frees up the Donald to Tweet. Only The Tom has the unique qualifications for this … Continue reading

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