Category Archives: Computers and Internet

Shania “Twit” Twain issues another “Trump” apology

To refresh those who have fortunately forgotten this faded star, The Twit Twain is a Canadian citizen who now lives in Switzerland.  She was famous for hijacking American Country and Western  music and used her sex appeal to make money … Continue reading

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Mr. Zuckerberg goes to Washington

Well look who fell off the Turnip Truck !!!   Like a Heavyweight Boxer entering the ring thru a crush of photographers, enter The Zuckerberg. With Legislators green with envy of the Zuckerberg wealth reading questions prepared by their staff … Continue reading

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Mark Zuckerberg emerges from hiding and asks…

“How do you like my new T-Shirt?”, billionaire Mark Zuckerberg When will COO Cheryl Sandberg emerge to “lean In” on Facebook’s data privacy issues?    

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The Tom chortles as Facebook drops $38 Billion in value in one day

While The Tom is a uniter not a divider, he has had  a long running feud with Facebook and its greedy genius Mark Zuckerberg.  So it was with some suppressed glee that The Tom saw Facebook drop $38 Billion and … Continue reading

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The Tom cleans house at the FBI

The Big Fella has asked The Tom to do a complete house cleaning at the FBI after he did the heavy lifting of removing Comey and McCabe. With dust cloths, buckets and a vacuum cleaner, The Tom prepared to take … Continue reading

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The Tom – Agent of Change

Excuse me while I throw up if a hear any more about change for change sake.  Change is good if it improves something.  But change for change sake doesn’t see to be paying big dividends. Is Rap better than Motown? … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein presents #NotMeToo awards at Oscars

In an attempt to juice up sagging ratings, the Academy will insert a special feature into this year’s Oscar presentation.  Harvey Whinestein will present the prestigious #NotMeToo  awards.  Early speculation center on Whinestein, Charlie Rose, Matt Lauer, Kevin Spacey and … Continue reading

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The Tom tweets out a storm on Theroux’s treatment of Aniston

Highly credible reporting by TMZ uncovered that our Jennifer Aniston was trapped in Justin Theroux’s apartment that she hated in NYC.  This led to their most fortunate separation. Upon hearing this news The Tom immediately launched a Tweet storm worthy … Continue reading

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Was Clapper in the Crapper?

Q.   So who is James Clapper?  A.   Dear Leader  Barack O’TomA’s Director of National Intelligence.  He is best known for his biting criticism of The Tom and The Donald. Now that our hero Robert Mueller has indicted some … Continue reading

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The Tom is accepting suggestions for problems only he can solve — Urgent

Fresh from UNITING the country by DIVIDING the men from the women, the rich from the poor, the blacks from the whites, the coasts from the center of the country, the legal immigrants from the illegal immigrants, the workers from … Continue reading

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