Category Archives: Computers and Internet

Breaking News: The Baron

The Tom just issued a Breaking News Bulletin stating that The Baron is not A Baron. Fortunately Impeachment Enthusiasts  have already buried this item and Chairman Schiff can go back to his Railroad job,

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We are Thankful for Chairman Schiff

Tis the day to thank Chairman Adam Schiff(less) for demonstrating  strong leadership preserving our legacy during this manufactured crisis. To the coup and consolidation of power, we can only say well done. Endorsed by:  Hosni, Fidel, Hugo, Edi, Vlad “The … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving from TomVille

Happy Thanksgiving from all your TomVille favorites including but not limited to the following:  Barack O’TomA, Lunch Bucket Joe, Kim Tom Eun, Farmer Michele, Hillary Rodman Clinton, The Tom Jr., Vlad “The Bad” Putin, TommySue, KardASShians, Lindsay D.D. Lohan, Kylie … Continue reading

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The “Show Doctor” Tom solved Life of Kylie ratings problem

Quickly analyzing the Life of Kylie ratings situation, The Tom had an Aha moment.    The Tom noted that there are only two things that Americans appreciate more than a whiff of Government Sanctioned Cannabis. If The Tom can weave … Continue reading

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Life of Kylie calls in the Show Doctor, The Tom

Facing low ratings and a cancellation threat, Billionaire Kylie Jenner has called up on Show Doctor, The Tom. “Let’s take it from here. The glasses will bring in the intellectual crowd.”  said The Tom noted for his out of the … Continue reading

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Kourtney Kardashian, 40, Slays In Low-Cut Leather Dress For Girls’ Night Out — Pic — Hollywood Life

The Tom wonders if Kourtney KardASShian is bring new meaning to “Girl’s Night Out”. It was a mom’s night out for Kourtney Kardashian on Nov. 2! The reality star hit the town looking beyond incredible in a black leather dress. via … Continue reading

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The Tom called upon to identify Rep. Katie Hill’s tattoo

Adam Schiff(less) has been called upon to release his secret Impeachment Chamber for the House Ethics Committee investigating juicy charges against Rep. Katie Hill D-CA. The Tom is scheduled to be the lead forensic witness to validate her Nazi era … Continue reading

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In a twist, Clinton accuses herself of being groomed as a Russian Asset

In her eagerness to declare that Tuli Gabbard (D-Hawaii) is being groomed as a Russian Asset, Hillary Rodman Clinton declared herself a Russian Asset ready to launch a 3rd party challenge.  The only thing she is missing is Gabbard’s stint … Continue reading

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Corduroy Bliss — Sheerstomping A new contender

Watch out Kylie, Jazmine is in your rear view mirror and gaining fast.  You don’t want  what happened with Lindsay Lohan.  Time to step up your game.   Cleaning out the storage at my parents house via Corduroy Bliss — … Continue reading

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We need to turn Climate Change Policy over to 14-16 year olds

After the Climate Change strikes yesterday,  most thinking people think the young are our future and only they can get us to make the proper policy choices on climate change. The Tom asks “Has anybody advocating this ever raised a … Continue reading

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