Jordyn Woods is a bit of an it girl. — Hollywood Life

Jordyn Woods is sizzling hot in a new bikini photo she shared to Instagram on September 1! The model rocked a spotted two-piece with a sultry coverup and floppy hat. Shop her affordable bikini, here!

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Kim-Kanye Divorce? Will The Tom step in?

Star Magazine is reporting deep marital troubles between Kim KardASShian and Kayne West.

As a noted bottom feeder, The Tom is poised to move in fast with Kim.  The Tom admires Kim scoring the trifecta of : Sex tape, lots of skin exposed and SKIMS Boob tape.  And of course The Tom has been known to enjoy a world class Bootay.

The Tom reaching oust to Kim in her hour of need is sure to accelerate her Divorce proceedings.

And if Kim thinks Kanye was erratic?

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Depp V. Heard — Expert Analysis

Enough Analysis.

The Tom whispered from the gallery “You had me at Easy Amber”

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Newsom is a Lifelong Supporter of Abortion

A recent commercial for Gov, Newsom claims that he is a Lifelong supporter of Abortion. The Tom was ready to dispute this claim when he found the following:

At age 0 Grewsom standing in front of a flag with slick back hair and a baby interpreter who read the Grewsom statement “I am very impactful in real time and will sweep everything under to carpet by appointing a Task Force. Fifty some year later, some still need an Interpreter to understand the equity and impact fullness ad sprinkled with climate change of his real time talk and task forces.

At age 0 he was already known as Abortion Man.

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The Tom reacts to the Hollywood Bowl incident

On May 3,2022 am Isaia Lee, a homeless man, barged on stage at the Hollywood Bowl to assault Dave Chappelle durn his set.

The Tom will leave to street lawyers to debate the District Attorney sending the case to the City Attorney to try to squeeze out some justice,

From the dark heart of an over resourced community, The Tom was not afraid to ask the question, “How in the heck did this guy have the money to purchase a Hollywood Bowl ticket?”

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Pelosi invades Ukraine as Putin begs The Tom for advice

As Nancy Peliosi led a squad of Government officials in a shocking blue dress, Vlad Putton dialed up The Tin. Not willing to take on a combat ready Nancy, The Tom told Vlad that he can’t touch this one but “read mu book”.

The Tom did say that her kryptonite could be Botox.

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Will The Tom defend Mike Tyson?

When The Tom heard that Mike Tyson was on the like, he raced for the basement to get in some work on the heavy bag.

False alarm, Iron Mike needs The Tom for heavy PR work following a fight with a fellow passenger on a flight. I would be a major coup and a steady income to get into the Tyson camp,

The Tom edited images to make the fight appear to be a Draw. Then The Tom helped to characterize the Victim as a Habitual Felon.

Genius.

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Elon Musk asks The Tom if he can pick his brain

In only what could be called a man bites dog story, Elon Musk has solicited the advice of The tom. The richest man and the most envious man,

With Elon now owning 10% pf Twitter, he is contemplating buying the whole company. The Tom cautioned that there is no social in Social Media. Build the brand based on Tesla like you did with solar roofs.

Always travel with a trusted Wing Man like The Tom

May we draw up a contract?

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The Tom offers assistance to Ukraine. Just another WIN-Win

The Tom uncovers a Win-Win for Ukraine. We just need to ask the Taliban to return the military hardware we left behand and transfer the military stuff to the Ukraine A ;ost follows, but no CarFax available.


Thanks to GAO – the Government Accountability Office –  we now have a clear picture of just how much U.S. military equipment has fallen into the hands of the Taliban, thanks to the bungled withdrawal from Afghanistan.

Aircraft: The Taliban now ranks #26 in the world in total military aircraft thanks to us leaving behind 208 planes and helicopters:
 110 helicopters
  60 transport/cargo planes
  20 light attack planes
  18 intelligence/surveillance planes
Vehicles: You’ve probably seen the footage of the Taliban riding around in our Humvees.  We left a total of 75,898 vehicles: 
  42,604 tactical vehicles
  22,174 Humvees
  8,998 medium tactical vehicles
  1,005 recovery vehicles
  928 mine-resistant vehicles
  189 armored tanks
Weapons: 599,690 weapons are now in the hands of the Taliban
  358,530 rifles
  126,295 pistols
  64,363 machine guns
  25,327 grenade launchers
  12,692 shotguns
  9,877 RPGs
  2,606 howitzers
  And you can throw a couple thousand night-vision goggles, surveillance
  drones, and communication devices on that list as well.
Price tag: In total, it adds up to nearly $84 billion dollars in tax-payer-funded U.S. military equipment.


PS  Don’t Forget “ THE CASH “ – A ROOM FULL of “ CASH “
[Source: GAO analysis of Department of Defense data]

The Tom asks “What is the commission on $84.4?”B

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The Tom has taken the vow of poverty

April Fool’s

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The Tom announces a new wing at the Will Smith School of Anger Management

Taking The Tom’s PR advise, Wil Smith just funded a new wing at the School of Anger Managemen.t, Smith counted to 10 as the money left his account.

Distinguished graduates of the Smith program include: Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Vlad Putin, Adam Schiff, Chuck Schummer, Hillary Clinton, Kim Jomg Um, Jhonny Depp, and The Tom himself.

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The Tom takes an Emergency meeting with Wil Smith

In the aftermath of the slap heard around the world at the Oscars, Wil Smith demanded a PR meeting with The Tom.. Smith told The Tom if he didn’t take the meting he would tickle him until he crys.

The Woke symbolism of two Hollywood heavyweights reduced to valance puts a bit of a crimp in the love for all and love all narrative.

The Tom recommends a plea bargain of Anger Management class in the Alec Baldwin School of Blaming Others.

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