Why do these women look so unhappy?
Happy Autumn everyone! After what felt like a very long summer (and still is, at 21°C! Wow England I’m impressed), it’s finally time for a new fashion season. Although I was not thought prestige enough to be invited to a Burberry or Prada show, I managed to dig some cash out to attend London Fashion Weekend. London […]
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Why do these women look so unhappy? Does somebody believe that this look sells?
Tom is hunkered down for fear that Hillary Rodman Clinton or The Donald himself may trigger the debating nuclear option.
Who will dare drop down the hammer with “Liar, Liar, pants on fire. Nose as long as a telephone wire:
It could be ugly. But hot.
Time not fearing total Irrelevance after the Colon Kaepernick cover announced that Tom will be on the cover of the next edition of Time. Tom assured Time Executives that his blog has even fewer readers than time. “It is no contest”, bragged Tom
Talk about irrelevance. We have a 2nd or 3rd string Quarterback on the cover of Time, a news magazine that few people know exists and even fewer people read.
Who is using who?
With the news that mean old Angelina Jolie has cut Brad Pitt loose because of his poor parenting skills, millions of women across America have issued a clarion call to Brad to “Berate My Kids”
These women have assured Brad that if he has a little time left over they know how to fill it. In addition if he needs a little weed to relax, that is OK too. How do you think they got the kids in the first place?
Women without kids have assured Brad that they will make conception the first order of business.
Tom has offered to help Brad it demand becomes too great.
With the news that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have filed for divorce, tongues are wagging that The tom must be involved. This is because some have speculated that only The Tom is sexier than Brad Pitt so Angelina may be going for an upgrade.
Tom’s spokesperson issued a statement that The Tom prefers more Rubenesque women and would not be interested in the malnourished Jolie. In addition there may be child support for an army of minor children.
One of the world’s most famous and sought after Debate Coaches is none other than The Tom. The Tom makes the following prediction for the first Presidential Debate.
The Donald: ” You did”
Hillary Rodman Clinton: “I did not”
The Donald “You did too”
Hillary Rodman Clinton “You have already been disqualified by Barbara Streisand and placed in the Deplorable Basket. I wanna go home now.”
The Tom has challenged Hillary Rodman Clinton to a Rap-Off to rebut her allegations that he is dangerous.
Despite all of her character assassinations, she has not offered any proof that The Tom is dangerous.
Perhaps it is The Tom’s Criminal history of two traffic citations that scare Hillary and her supporters.
“Keep digging” roared Hillary.
Tom cries out. “The Hating has to stop”. Who are these haters anyway? Tom is setting up a go fund me page to bankroll his campaign against Kate Upton Hate..
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Animation Movie Mogul Tom was quick to get the rights and greenlight Executive Producers Hillary Rodman Clinton’s soon to become animation movie classic “Basket of Deplorables”. An animated Clinton will pluck one half of Donald J. Trump supporters and place them in the Basket of Deplorables. Only Clinton knows why and to what extent these people are so deplorable. The remaining cuddly Trump supporters will be transferred to Hillary’s basket where lies don’t matter.
Clinton has promised Tom a cameo playing Donald J Trump in full Satan regalia.
The film will be rated R as the Deplorables are way to scary for children.