Hillary exhumes the KKK and Hitler in her campaign

A lying Hillary Rodman Clinton and her surrogates this week rolled out Adolph Hitler and the KKK in a sleazy attack on The Donald.  And how does this prove that she has the judgement to be President and he doesn’t?

The air must be pretty rare up there on the high road.  And now we turn to the media for comments.

 

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Tom inks Lochte to Dancing with the Stars (DWS)

Just one day after signing on with Tom’s PR firm to rehabilitate his image, Ryan Lochte was announced as a contestant on “Dancing with the Stars” Season 23.  Tom struck out when he pitched Lochte  for “Bachelorette”, “Bachelor in Paradise” and “Celebrity Apprentice”.

DWS executives crowed about signing an authentic D List Star for the program.

Tom says he looks forward to inking E List Star Hillary Rodman Clinton to DWS Season 24.

 

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Clinton denies favors and pay for play for Clinton Foundation donors (large)

Hillary Rodman Clinton made the definitive statement that blows a hole in the favoritism and pay for play bologna for donors to the Clinton Foundation.

Clinton released a statement that clearly said that these donations were “maintaining maximum leverage’.

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Ryan Lochte just signed on with Tom’s PR Agency

In a major coup, Tom signed Ryan Lochte to an exclusive Public Relations package.

One of Tom’s biggest challenges is Lochte hasn’t risen to the level of Tom’s previous clients who include: Kobe Bryant, A-Rod, Ray Rice and O.J. Simpson.

In fact, Tom has learned from reliable sources that some gas station restrooms are not a model of cleanliness and sanitation and may deserved to be vandalized.  Consequently, the first order of business for Tom is to make Lochte’s offense worse than it is or people will forget him.

“If anybody is up to this challenge it is Tom”,  chirped Chuck Manson

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Tom Foundation (TF) and Tom Global Initiative (TGI) – New expedited process

Tom has just authorized an expedited process to contribute to your favorite charity the TF-TGI.

Instead of writing checks (large) to the Foundation for their fine work in supporting Tom and his family, you may now make your checks directly payable to Tom.

If at a later date and for completely separate reasons, you need to take a meeting with Tom, he will be available for a small extra service charge.

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Hillary flatly denies pandering

Hillary Rodman Clinton wants to bring everybody together and denies pandering.

 

You can trust her on this one.

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Barack releases 15 Gitmo prisoners to UAE to make room for Clinton and crew

Barack O’TomA just indicated that he is releasing 15 of the most dangerous prisoners at Guantanamo Bay (Gitmo) to UAE (United Arab Emirates).

Barack denied that this move as designed help him meet n errant campaign promise and also make sufficient room at Gitmo for Hillary Rodman Clinton and her aides and IT crew at the State Department.

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Noted Psychiatrist and washed up Actor Robert De Niro called Trump “Totally Nuts”

So the news media dutifully picked up the comments from Clinton crony washed up actor Robert De Niro calling Trump “nuts”.

Why are the incoherent ramblings by a faded movie star news?  Why didn’t the media include De Niro’s credentials such as where did he get his medical degree?  Where did he do his Psychiatry Residency?  How many years has he practiced psychiatry?  When did he last  examine Trump.

Most people can safely conclude that De Niro made an idiot of himself.  And the News Media was just doing their job for the Clinton campaign.

 

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Tom can’t comment: Just another WordPress con-spir-a-cy

Tom has noted that approximately one month ago, WordPress stopped posting any of his comments.

Some may ask was this caused by the intervention by Barack O’TomA, Michele O’TomA, Hillary Rodman Clinton or even Al Bore.

Tom is now at the mercy of the WordPress Community for an answer, but are they part of the conspiracy?

Does WordPress have a phone number or email address to solve their system problems?

On closer attention Michele O’TomA’s speech at the DNC was the best speech in the history of the world. There I said it,  Give me back by ability to comment.

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The Tom is schooled in Anonymous 3rd Party Hearsay and is ready to roll

Tom ever the student of high ethical standards has been studying at the feet of LA Mayor Dopey Garcetti and the ever brilliant Barack O’TomA where he heard tales of rattled world leaders and IOC officials who fear Donald Trump.

According to The Tom’s sources Hollywood A Listers and even B Listers are rattled that a Hillary Rodman Clinton Administration will mandate Pant Suits and parties will be so boring that it is not worth making campaign contributions.

Vote Trump to save our LiLo from this fate.

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