Was Barack wiretapping The Tom rather than The Donald?

We now conclusively know beyond a shadow of any doubt that The Barack O’TomA’s Administration did not wiretap The Donald.  How do we know this with such absolute confidence?  We know it because the secretive CIA, FBI and NSA say it didn’t happen and the Media blessed their denials.  The fact that is if they did wiretap The Donald they might have to spend time in the slammer.  But of course they would prefer jail if it helped getting the truth out.

By wiretapping The Tom they have access to The Donald as an incidental finding.  In addition access to The Tom is most valuable to The Donald and the O’TomA crew as The Tom is the only person alive who is able to translate the intellectual Kryptonite straight from the mind of Steve Bannon.  For security reasons, The Tom is now in hiding in the Tom Towers.

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CNN Scoop

Found on Twitter from James Woods

via TRUMP’S TIE TO RUSSIA BY CNN — Arlin Report

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Tom demonstrates an incredible feat of strength

While others may lose strength with age, Tom is proving to be the exception that proves the rule.  There was a time a few years ago when Tom struggled to bring in $200 worth of groceries.  Just the other day Tom defied the odds and expectations and easily brought in $300 worth of groceries without even breaking a sweat.

Perhaps the only other human able to accomplish this is Janet Yellen herself.

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Make America Great Again — Party Lines

It appears that The Donald and Barack O;TomA can agree that we need to bring Party Lines back.  No need for wire taps, warrant et.  Just pick up the phone and start listening.

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Hot in Fashion: Kylie Jenner and Fashion Nova Loungewear

Source: Hot in Fashion: Kylie Jenner and Fashion Nova Loungewear

Finally an outfit that shows Kylie Jenner at her “fun and flirty” best as opposed to Nicki Minag, Khloe KardASShian, Amber Rose, Bella Thorne and Blac Chyna who look fun, but not as flirty.

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Hillary offers secure server service to CIA and others

With the recent hacking of the CIA’s IT network and the subsequent posting of thousands of CIA documents on WikiLeaks, Hillary Rodman Clinton is hawking her secure server service.  This is not some lofty cloud service, but rather a private server grounded in the musty basement of her Chappaqua, NY home.  The record is clear that the Clinton service was impenetrable with not one deletion recovered and not one private email to Chelsea Clinton about her wedding and other important State Department business.

All parties interesting in purchasing this service are directed to Tom.  Donations to the Clinton Foundation and Global Initiative are also appreciated.

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Barack would never wiretap The Donald (Or would he?)

With The Donald suggesting that Barack O’TomA wiretapped Trump Towers, the only possible conclusion is that The Donald is delusional.  After all:

  • Barack would never supply guns to Mexican gangs under the Fast and Furious program (Or would he?)
  • Barack would never tap Angela Merkel’s cell phone (Or would be?)
  • Barack would never not lift a finger to try to rescue the Ambassador and others from the Benghazi attack (Or would ne?)
  • Barack would never allow Lois Lerner of the IRS to harass Conservative 501 (C)(3) and 501 (C)(4) during an election cycle (Or would he?)
  • Barack would never want Lois Lerner to Take The Fifth (Or would he?)
  • Barack wanted to faithfully administer the Immigration and Marijuana laws (Or would he?)
  • Barack would never let his AG Loretta Lynch take a private meeting on the tarmac with Bill Clinton during an election cycle (Or would he?)
  • Barack would never disparage Kylie Jenner’s surgical enhancements (Just checking if you are still paying attention)

Case closed.

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Fission vs. Fusion

OMG… It feels more like Fusion

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Curvy women more Intelligent?

New research from the University of Pittsburg and UC – Santa Barbara found that women with hour glass figures are more intelligent.  This is a sub discipline of waist to hip ratio (WHR)  study.

Tom just announced that Kim KardASShian has been named a visiting Professor at TomVille State University (TSU) and that her IQ measured 140 (40-21- 79)-.

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Ashley Graham Proves Beauty Knows No Size or Shape

Ashley is doing the hard work here

Following Brielle Around Town

34f5336800000578-0-image-a-26_1465173650096Ashley Graham, an American, plus-sized model, is putting an end to the stereotypes surrounding body shape. The fabulously curvy supermodel has modeled clothing for Lane Bryant and has her own lingerie line available through Nordstrom. In addition, she has appeared on the cover of numerous fashion magazines including Vogue, Glamour and Elle. Graham was also the first plus-sized model to appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue. In 2012, she was named Full Figured Fashion Week’s Model of the Year, so she’s an outstanding source of inspiration if you’re looking for styles that flatter a voluptuous figure.

c37f1afc7a1ccc1fa334c521ace08bf7Ashley Graham is spotted in a strappy, black crop top with a below-the-knee, high-waisted black skirt at the “Patrick Demarchelier” special exhibition preview to celebrate NYFW: The Shows for Spring 2016 at Christie’s. She coupled it with black sandals and a black clutch. Ashely says the trick to wearing a crop…

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