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Star Magazine is reporting deep marital troubles between Kim KardASShian and Kayne West.
As a noted bottom feeder, The Tom is poised to move in fast with Kim. The Tom admires Kim scoring the trifecta of : Sex tape, lots of skin exposed and SKIMS Boob tape. And of course The Tom has been known to enjoy a world class Bootay.
The Tom reaching oust to Kim in her hour of need is sure to accelerate her Divorce proceedings.
And if Kim thinks Kanye was erratic?
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Taking The Tom’s PR advise, Wil Smith just funded a new wing at the School of Anger Managemen.t, Smith counted to 10 as the money left his account.
Distinguished graduates of the Smith program include: Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Vlad Putin, Adam Schiff, Chuck Schummer, Hillary Clinton, Kim Jomg Um, Jhonny Depp, and The Tom himself.
In the aftermath of the slap heard around the world at the Oscars, Wil Smith demanded a PR meeting with The Tom.. Smith told The Tom if he didn’t take the meting he would tickle him until he crys.
The Woke symbolism of two Hollywood heavyweights reduced to valance puts a bit of a crimp in the love for all and love all narrative.
The Tom recommends a plea bargain of Anger Management class in the Alec Baldwin School of Blaming Others.
While most of you remember The Tom as a somewhat shady Public Relations guy, he started his career as a military advisor known as the Old Tank Commander. while losing our on contracts for Desert Storm and Grenada, The Tom was highly influential in wars in Korea, Viet Nam, Iraq, and Afghanistan.
Vlad Putin is offering The Tom to improve his scorecard and to prepare for the riches of WW III.
The Tom’s first task is to explain Sanctions to Vlad and how the only people hurt by sanctions are Americans filling up their gas tanks.
Bring on The Tom
Using a well-worn script from Prize Fighting, The Tom in a spectacular Presserannounced that Tom Brady and bocky Balboa were leaving the conforts of retirement for active participation in their respective sports.
Some trolls might claim that Rocky has a tougher route as his first fight back is a 1 Rounder against The Tom.
“Kanye West is on the line and he wants to take a meeting with The Tom”
“Set up a low-level meeting with Kim K. look alkies at Kim K. Divorce Attorney to provide cover for The Tom to meet with Kim K” chortled The Tom.
“Joe Tom Biden is calling from the Ice cream store and wants to take a meeting with The Tom”
“What should we tell him?” “Refer him to our people who know Joe” barked The Tom.
Vladimir Putin is on the line and he want to take a meeting with The Tom,
“What do I tell him ?” “Refer him to our people in the Ukraine” barked The Tom.
What do I do? I have Lebron James on the line and he wants to take a meeting with The Tom.
“Refr him to our people in China,” Barked The Tom
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