Jordyn Woods is a bit of an it girl. — Hollywood Life

Jordyn Woods is sizzling hot in a new bikini photo she shared to Instagram on September 1! The model rocked a spotted two-piece with a sultry coverup and floppy hat. Shop her affordable bikini, here!

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Kim-Kanye Divorce? Will The Tom step in?

Star Magazine is reporting deep marital troubles between Kim KardASShian and Kayne West.

As a noted bottom feeder, The Tom is poised to move in fast with Kim.  The Tom admires Kim scoring the trifecta of : Sex tape, lots of skin exposed and SKIMS Boob tape.  And of course The Tom has been known to enjoy a world class Bootay.

The Tom reaching oust to Kim in her hour of need is sure to accelerate her Divorce proceedings.

And if Kim thinks Kanye was erratic?

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The Tom withdraws from Olympic competition

In a shock to the world and NBC’s bottom line, The Tom withdrew from Olympic Gymnastic competition in the middle of his Hobby Horse routine.

NBC is reviewing old Bachelor tapes to find a way to re-introduce The Tom,.

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Biden has 198 page plan to solve Homeless problem

Joe Tom Biden has unveiled a 198 page plan to solve the Homeless problem. The outline follows: All citizens and non-citizens who identify as Liberal or Progressive will be assigned to have at least 1 Homeless person living with then. This will prove the shelter first approach.

To provide leadership Joe Tom and the ever lovely Dr, Jill Biden, GS, HS. BS, MS, PhD will re-adopt Major the White House Dog previously banished for bad behavior.

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KimberKopy: Meredith Blake From The Parent Trap — kimbermoose – Note to Kardashians

Being young and beautiful is not a crime, you know? I’ll be the first to say I am a HUGE Meredith Blake fan. I have wanted to do this KimberKopy for so long! The Parent Trap has always been one of my favorite movies. And recently, I feel like there is a cultural revelation for…

KimberKopy: Meredith Blake From The Parent Trap — kimbermoose

Note to Kardashians. You don’t always need to show a lot of skin.

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The Tom states “It is the civil rights issue of our generation”

Free Britney

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MLB sets record in All-Star F-Bomb Derby

With everybody wired for sound the F Bombs on live TV hit a new record,

Could we have used a 2 second delay to bleep out cursing? “Yes but there wouldn’t have been a game” intoned The Tom.

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Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS Tapped Kate Moss For New Campaign — Style_Hub –\ Men’s line ???

Supermodel Kate Moss is now the new face of SKIMS’ new TV campaign. On Tuesday, Kim Kardashian made the announcement on Twitter.  “[Kate Moss] is the fashion icon, defining whole generations of culture and style and I am honored to feature her as the new face of SKIMS this Summer,” the entrepreneur said in a […]

Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS Tapped Kate Moss For New Campaign — Style_Hub

But what everybody is asking is who will be the face of the Men;s SKIMC line. Will it be The Tom himself???

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The Tom Fanatics see renewed Statue interest

With statues coming down right and left, The Tom loyalist see a golden opportunity to populate the country with The Tom Statue. There is a severe supply imbalance with half asses and horse’s asses being given away. Add to this the Joe Tom Biden push for something for nothing an inexhaustible supply of asses is at the ready. The Tom well known as a ass, half-ass and/or a horse’s ass fits the bill.

“Lets corner is market so every town can have an ass like me” thundered The Tom.

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Former US President, Barack Obama, Reveals His Annual Summer Music Playlist; Artists Include Drake, SZA, Rihanna, Jazmine Sullivan, Migos, H.E.R., and More — HIP HOP MINUTE

[ad_1] Every year, The Obamas create their own summer playlists, and now, former US President, Barack Obama, has unveiled his. The list of artists and songs are definitely fan-favorites, and they are approving of his summer playlist yet again. “With so many folks getting together with family and friends, there’s a lot to celebrate this […]

Former US President, Barack Obama, Reveals His Annual Summer Music Playlist; Artists Include Drake, SZA, Rihanna, Jazmine Sullivan, Migos, H.E.R., and More — HIP HOP MINUTE

The Tom asks The Barack O’TomA. “Can it get any more Woke than this?”

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Joe Tom Biden’s COVID Plan

When last seen, Joe Tom was ready to turn to Page 2 of his 198 page COVID Plan. And as the vaccine goal for July 4th has failed miserably, Joe Tom seemed to notice tha the only thing that has worked are the vaccines developed under The Donald’s Warp Speed program.

So the great Unifier has his people out there calling out those who haven’t taken the vaccines. They are being called Southerners or even worse Republicans. This when the demographics show heavy Democratic majorities in these “underserved” ,

“Damn it The Tom, this plan is a real page turner.” whispered Joe Tom.

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The Tom Steps Up in the Free Britney Movement

Coming off a highly successful Residency at the Mustang Ranch outside Reno, The Tom is assuming control of Britney]s Conservatorship freeing vast sums of cash from Daddy Dearest.

The Tom is recomending a conservative portfolio of BitCoins, ETFs, Game Sop shares, Madoff Reserve funds and Tom’s Mutual funds. All these funds will be under the careful eye of Allen Weisselberg.

Lets go. We are ready to roll.

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