Jordyn Woods is a bit of an it girl. — Hollywood Life

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Kim-Kanye Divorce? Will The Tom step in?

Star Magazine is reporting deep marital troubles between Kim KardASShian and Kayne West.

As a noted bottom feeder, The Tom is poised to move in fast with Kim.  The Tom admires Kim scoring the trifecta of : Sex tape, lots of skin exposed and SKIMS Boob tape.  And of course The Tom has been known to enjoy a world class Bootay.

The Tom reaching oust to Kim in her hour of need is sure to accelerate her Divorce proceedings.

And if Kim thinks Kanye was erratic?

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The Tom agrees with LeTom James or does he?

By his own admission, LeTom James has a trained mind and studies all facet of an issue. He has the biggest and highest platform.

Consequently for the sake of efficiency, LeTom should be placed in charge of all issues ranging from systemic racism, to determining patent protections to taxes to criminal justice to NBA Play In games and to police brutality.

There is no logical alternative.

“Say What” bellowed The Tom.

The alternative is clearly Kim K.. Kim K. is studying for the bar exam in a bikini. She is taking up golf so she is already qualified to be a Doctor. She has already gifted us with Skims masks, Skims shapewear, Skims boob tape and the exciting new Skims for Men line honchoed by the Top.

My Fellow Americans, the choice is clear.

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The Tom promises not to fumble Bill and Melinda Gates Divorce opportunity

When last seen, The Tom was in hot pursuit of Jeff Bezos’ ex when he figured that Mackenzie Scott could get a settlement North of $150 Billion. But alas, The Tom struck out looking.

Now a play for Bezos’ current Domestic Partner and home wrecker Lauren Sanchez would be a great fall back position.

Then today The Tom learned of the divorce of Bill and Melinda Gates and the availability of another $125+ Billion. And all before Joe Tom Biden can raises taxes.

The Tom heard that Bill Gates was not helpful in the kitchen so The Tom has retained Kitchen help as needed.

What a Country.

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Kim Kardashian takes up Golf. Local Pro The Tom takes note

Local Pro The Tom was the first to notice the outstanding form on the golf course and beyond. The tom speculated that with her booty form there is no limit to her drives.

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When King Tom was last seen

What happened to King Tom and who set it in motion

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King Tom. formerly Prince Tom, formerly The Tom

Sizing up the job of King of England, The Tom can see it oozes money, property, jewles and cars. Tom Tom realizes that he needs a Joe Tom Biden detailed Plan.

With Queen Elizabeth back on the market and a potential Cougar, The Tom set up a meeting with the Queen and cooed in her ear, “Beth Babe, by appointing The Tom as a Prince, the wheels are in motion. Nobody really understands this Succession staff anyway. Then when publicity runs down, you announce that The Tom was promoted from Prince to King. This also solves the Meghan Marble problem.”

When it comes time for King Tom to pass from the scene, former 1st Daughter of TomVille, TommySue is poised to take over. While many may have lost track of her during her Stripper years others may remember as the consummate Adult Film Actress. Her acting skills were so good that it was impossible to tell when simulated sex ended and actual sex took over whick she frequently did in reverse in her private life.

With the release of reent pictures of TommySue, there could be a movement to move King Tom off the stage sooner than later.

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Kim, Paris and Lindsay..Enter The Tom

Now that Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton have buried the hatchet and are approaching the peak of their powers, one might ask what could top all this.

Cue the music for Enter The Tom. The Tom has developed a plan more detailed and more interesting than Joe Tom Biden’s 198 page COVID plan.

Step 1 is to engage Lindsay Lohan in a the skin sisters mix. Then get the skin sisters to go back to their roots and do an updated sex tape.

Praise to The Tom. This is sheer genius.

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LeTom James asks “Why is everybody picking on me?”

Widely known for his mastery of all issues and an educated mind, LeTom James is shocked that nobody understood his Tweet putting a curse on a Columbus Police Officer.

Newly hired PR flack The Tom counseled “They just don’t understand the beautiful mind.”

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The Tom lauds Joe Tom on the eradication of COVID -19

The Tom was all aflutter as he announced that Joe Tom Biden has eradicated the scourge of COVID – 19 in the USA. This was accomplished by opening up the eligibility but not the availability of the vaccines. We know that Joe Tom accomplished this feat because Drudge no longer reports daily deaths. This is conclusive evidence based on the evidence that no deaths occurred.

Joe Tom is preparing to receive his Noble Prize by starting to read pge 3 of his 198 page plan.

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Death and Taxes Baby !!!!!!!

As inspired by the Benjamin Franklin quote, The Tom has brokered a pact between Joe Tom Biden and The Devil. The Devil will take care of death and Joe Tom will squeeze the maximum in taxes.

Joe Tom has already proposed a 25% hike in Corporate taxes figuring most people don’t understand the concept or they hate businesses. Next using the skills he learned working for Barack O’TomA he defines down Millionaires down in this case to over $400,000.

“I hope Joe Tom will put me on commission as his tax collector” enthused a loyal The Tom.

“It is all in the Infrastructure” wobbled Joe Tom.

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FORBES declares Kim Kardashian a Billionaire. The Tom reacts,

While coming close in the past, FORBES magazine added Kim K. to the Billionaire Club.

Kim Kardashian’s net worth reaches $1 billion, Forbes reports (usatoday.com)

Upon hearing the news, The Tom called Joe Tom Biden to request a leave of absence from the embarrassing corporations desk to take a high level position with Kim’s organization protecting her ASSets.

Kim appointed The Tom to head up the SKIMS for Men line.

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