Star Magazine is reporting deep marital troubles between Kim KardASShian and Kayne West.
As a noted bottom feeder, The Tom is poised to move in fast with Kim. The Tom admires Kim scoring the trifecta of : Sex tape, lots of skin exposed and SKIMS Boob tape. And of course The Tom has been known to enjoy a world class Bootay.
The Tom reaching oust to Kim in her hour of need is sure to accelerate her Divorce proceedings.
By his own admission, LeTom James has a trained mind and studies all facet of an issue. He has the biggest and highest platform.
Consequently for the sake of efficiency, LeTom should be placed in charge of all issues ranging from systemic racism, to determining patent protections to taxes to criminal justice to NBA Play In games and to police brutality.
There is no logical alternative.
“Say What” bellowed The Tom.
The alternative is clearly Kim K.. Kim K. is studying for the bar exam in a bikini. She is taking up golf so she is already qualified to be a Doctor. She has already gifted us with Skims masks, Skims shapewear, Skims boob tape and the exciting new Skims for Men line honchoed by the Top.
Sizing up the job of King of England, The Tom can see it oozes money, property, jewles and cars. Tom Tom realizes that he needs a Joe Tom Biden detailed Plan.
With Queen Elizabeth back on the market and a potential Cougar, The Tom set up a meeting with the Queen and cooed in her ear, “Beth Babe, by appointing The Tom as a Prince, the wheels are in motion. Nobody really understands this Succession staff anyway. Then when publicity runs down, you announce that The Tom was promoted from Prince to King. This also solves the Meghan Marble problem.”
When it comes time for King Tom to pass from the scene, former 1st Daughter of TomVille, TommySue is poised to take over. While many may have lost track of her during her Stripper years others may remember as the consummate Adult Film Actress. Her acting skills were so good that it was impossible to tell when simulated sex ended and actual sex took over whick she frequently did in reverse in her private life.
With the release of reent pictures of TommySue, there could be a movement to move King Tom off the stage sooner than later.
The Tom was all aflutter as he announced that Joe Tom Biden has eradicated the scourge of COVID – 19 in the USA. This was accomplished by opening up the eligibility but not the availability of the vaccines. We know that Joe Tom accomplished this feat because Drudge no longer reports daily deaths. This is conclusive evidence based on the evidence that no deaths occurred.
Joe Tom is preparing to receive his Noble Prize by starting to read pge 3 of his 198 page plan.
As inspired by the Benjamin Franklin quote, The Tom has brokered a pact between Joe Tom Biden and The Devil. The Devil will take care of death and Joe Tom will squeeze the maximum in taxes.
Joe Tom has already proposed a 25% hike in Corporate taxes figuring most people don’t understand the concept or they hate businesses. Next using the skills he learned working for Barack O’TomA he defines down Millionaires down in this case to over $400,000.
“I hope Joe Tom will put me on commission as his tax collector” enthused a loyal The Tom.
“It is all in the Infrastructure” wobbled Joe Tom.