The Tom tells Kylie to step up her game

The Tom has discovered the mystery woman below who could be a threat to Kylie Jenner and her social media dominance.  The Tom has advised Kylie to step up her game and that she may need show even more of her flawless skin and her mesmerizing curves.

Is Kylie’s reign in danger?

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Throwback! Kylie Jenner Instagram Post on March 25th, 2019 — Dupe Kylie Jenner Style — Natural Beauty

When The Tom thinks “Natural Beauty”,  the first thought is Kylie Jenner. Or is that Natural Booty?

Credit: Kylie Jenner InstagramKylie Jenner was bare-faced with glowing skin, while facing the sun. She was embracing her natural beauty and posing for the camera. Stormi’s mom was wearing swimwear and gold jewelry. She wore TRIANGL ‘Galaxy Bianco Bikini Set’ ($79). Avaiable at https://international.triangl.com/products/galaxy-bianco Also, was wearing her custom ‘Stormi’ 14k yellow gold and diamond…

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The Tom is first to drop out of Democrat candidates for President

Terrified of being crushed by the entry of New York Mayor Bill de BLAHsio into the Democrat’ Candidates for President, The Tom became the first of soon to be 632 Candidates who will drop out of the race.

The Tom cited his lucrative income as Chairman of the People’s Republic of TomVille as a determining factor.  The Tom also cited being a life long outspoken Republican  with a long paper trail as a barrier that some Democrats couldn’t leap.

The Tom also hinted that he could be hired as a Burnie Sanders Super Delegate to help rig the process.

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Is Baby Archie’s 15 Minutes of Fame over already?

For the last few days I haven’t heard a lot about Meghan “Sparkle” Markle and Prince Harry’s Baby Archie.

Famed PR Man The Tom weighs in.

Who in the Hell picked a century old name Archie?   Weren’t names like Justin, Hamilton, LaTom,, Jesus, Kobe, Logan, Mason, Benjamin, TreyTom or Elvis good enough?

Archie has flamed out faster than a Justin Bieber song.  Or is he destine to chase Veronica like Archie and his dad.

Who ruled out Kayne.  The Tom could have placed a Baby Kanye on “Keeping Up With The KardASShians”  immediately.

Seventh in line for the throne is a hard sell is it 2 fingers on one hand and 5 on the other or visa versa?

The Tom is working on a full service PR proposal to present to the Royal family.  They might prepare by selling a few Castles.

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Kylie Jenner Trowback Pic on May 7th 2019 — Dupe Kylie Jenner Style

This throwback goes way back to May 2019.  That is so far back that it can only be Old School.

 

Credit: Kylie Jenner Instagram StoriesKylie Jenner posted a throwback photo on her instagram from April. She deleted it from her feed, but keeped it on her instagram stories. She was wearing a white long sleeve satin blouse, wrapped above her waist. Had some light blue jeans and a Louis Vuitton bum bag. For accesories, she…

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Kim Kardashian Channels ‘Boy On A Dolphin’s Sophia Loren In Sexy Skintight Mini At Met Gala — Hollywood Life and Major TU Announcement

 

 

With bitter rival TomVille State University (TSU) announcing the Heavenly Body Major in the Astronomy  Department,  TomVille University (TU), the flagship university is taking swift and decisive action.  In a major announcement, TU says that it will offer The Kim KardASSian studies as a dual major in both the Astronomy Department and also in the School of Music  Big Booty Hip Hop Division.

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Kim Kardashian just broke the internet again because her 2019 Met Gala look was out of this world! That hair. That dress. Those diamonds. We’re deceased.

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Met Gala 2018: A Retrospective of Kylie Jenner’s Heavenly Body — Dupe Kylie Jenner Style — New Major at TSU

With Dupe Kylie Jenner blog below declaring Kylie a Heavenly Body, TomVille State University (TSU) President The Tom announced that the Kylie’s Heavenly Body can be studied in a new major in the TSU Astronomy Department,

 

©Getty/Karwai TangA year ago, on May 7th, 2018 Kylie Jenner attended her third consecutive year of the Met Gala Event. The theme was Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination. It was just three months after giving birth to her daughter, Stomi which she shared with partner Travis Scott. This day was very important for…

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The Tom in negotiations to rename Barack O’TomA Blvd.

Just a  day after Los Angeles Leaders 9not to be confused with Leaders) renamed a 3 mile stretch of Rodeo Rd. to Barack O’TomA Blvd., The Tom approached these same Leaders with a lucrative deal that would include renaming O’TomA Blvd. to The Tom Court.

Has The Tom gone too far in trying to tarnish the Barack O’TomA legacy as being the best President ever?

“We finally found a Shovel Ready infrastructure project”, intoned Barack

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Celebs College Admissions Scandal: The Tom offers post trial exoneration services

The Tom has quieted  the nerves of Celebrities caught up in the College Admission Scandal with his exclusive Post Trial Exoneration services.  Using some of the same skill sets honed in the S.A.T. where others took the test or papers were corrected up to higher scores, The Tom will exonerate post trial.

The Tom will have a substitute Juror enter deliberations and hold steady for a Not Guilty verdict or if that doesn’t wort, The Tom will “correct” the Jury’s verdict before it is handed to the Judge.

With the recent revelations that Chinese families were paying north of $6 million, the Tom has upped the price tag to a minimum of $10 Million,  The beauty of supply and demand in action.

If this should fail, The Tom will ask the Judge if the Court has a Rowing Team.  And does it need recruits?  And is it under-funded?

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We test ‘spray-on’ PVC trousers loved by celebs for how much squeak and sweat they cause — The Sun

Now that the Sun has approved, we look forward to their arrival at the local mall.  If they don’t work out they can be used for plumbing pipe repairs.

SPRAY-ON trousers are one of spring’s hottest – and sweatiest – trends. High-shine, skintight styles have been seen on celebrities including Kate Beckinsale, Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian. In fact, fashion has developed a serious fetish for the dominatrix look. For those planning to get glam, we tried out some high street efforts. Model Tinna […]

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