Star Magazine is reporting deep marital troubles between Kim KardASShian and Kayne West.
As a noted bottom feeder, The Tom is poised to move in fast with Kim. The Tom admires Kim scoring the trifecta of : Sex tape, lots of skin exposed and SKIMS Boob tape. And of course The Tom has been known to enjoy a world class Bootay.
The Tom reaching oust to Kim in her hour of need is sure to accelerate her Divorce proceedings.
Joe Tom Biden has unveiled a 198 page plan to solve the Homeless problem. The outline follows: All citizens and non-citizens who identify as Liberal or Progressive will be assigned to have at least 1 Homeless person living with then. This will prove the shelter first approach.
To provide leadership Joe Tom and the ever lovely Dr, Jill Biden, GS, HS. BS, MS, PhD will re-adopt Major the White House Dog previously banished for bad behavior.
Being young and beautiful is not a crime, you know? I’ll be the first to say I am a HUGE Meredith Blake fan. I have wanted to do this KimberKopy for so long! The Parent Trap has always been one of my favorite movies. And recently, I feel like there is a cultural revelation for…
Supermodel Kate Moss is now the new face of SKIMS’ new TV campaign. On Tuesday, Kim Kardashian made the announcement on Twitter. “[Kate Moss] is the fashion icon, defining whole generations of culture and style and I am honored to feature her as the new face of SKIMS this Summer,” the entrepreneur said in a […]
With statues coming down right and left, The Tom loyalist see a golden opportunity to populate the country with The Tom Statue. There is a severe supply imbalance with half asses and horse’s asses being given away. Add to this the Joe Tom Biden push for something for nothing an inexhaustible supply of asses is at the ready. The Tom well known as a ass, half-ass and/or a horse’s ass fits the bill.
“Lets corner is market so every town can have an ass like me” thundered The Tom.
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When last seen, Joe Tom was ready to turn to Page 2 of his 198 page COVID Plan. And as the vaccine goal for July 4th has failed miserably, Joe Tom seemed to notice tha the only thing that has worked are the vaccines developed under The Donald’s Warp Speed program.
So the great Unifier has his people out there calling out those who haven’t taken the vaccines. They are being called Southerners or even worse Republicans. This when the demographics show heavy Democratic majorities in these “underserved” ,
“Damn it The Tom, this plan is a real page turner.” whispered Joe Tom.