Star Magazine is reporting deep marital troubles between Kim KardASShian and Kayne West.
As a noted bottom feeder, The Tom is poised to move in fast with Kim. The Tom admires Kim scoring the trifecta of : Sex tape, lots of skin exposed and SKIMS Boob tape. And of course The Tom has been known to enjoy a world class Bootay.
The Tom reaching oust to Kim in her hour of need is sure to accelerate her Divorce proceedings.
A recent commercial for Gov, Newsom claims that he is a Lifelong supporter of Abortion. The Tom was ready to dispute this claim when he found the following:
At age 0 Grewsom standing in front of a flag with slick back hair and a baby interpreter who read the Grewsom statement “I am very impactful in real time and will sweep everything under to carpet by appointing a Task Force. Fifty some year later, some still need an Interpreter to understand the equity and impact fullness ad sprinkled with climate change of his real time talk and task forces.
As Nancy Peliosi led a squad of Government officials in a shocking blue dress, Vlad Putton dialed up The Tin. Not willing to take on a combat ready Nancy, The Tom told Vlad that he can’t touch this one but “read mu book”.
The Tom did say that her kryptonite could be Botox.
In only what could be called a man bites dog story, Elon Musk has solicited the advice of The tom. The richest man and the most envious man,
With Elon now owning 10% pf Twitter, he is contemplating buying the whole company. The Tom cautioned that there is no social in Social Media. Build the brand based on Tesla like you did with solar roofs.
Always travel with a trusted Wing Man like The Tom
The Tom uncovers a Win-Win for Ukraine. We just need to ask the Taliban to return the military hardware we left behand and transfer the military stuff to the Ukraine A ;ost follows, but no CarFax available.
Thanks to GAO – the Government Accountability Office – we now have a clear picture of just how much U.S. military equipment has fallen into the hands of the Taliban, thanks to the bungled withdrawal from Afghanistan.
Aircraft: The Taliban now ranks #26 in the world in total military aircraft thanks to us leaving behind 208 planes and helicopters: 110 helicopters 60 transport/cargo planes 20 light attack planes 18 intelligence/surveillance planes Vehicles: You’ve probably seen the footage of the Taliban riding around in our Humvees. We left a total of 75,898 vehicles: 42,604 tactical vehicles 22,174 Humvees 8,998 medium tactical vehicles 1,005 recovery vehicles 928 mine-resistant vehicles 189 armored tanks Weapons: 599,690 weapons are now in the hands of the Taliban 358,530 rifles 126,295 pistols 64,363 machine guns 25,327 grenade launchers 12,692 shotguns 9,877 RPGs 2,606 howitzers And you can throw a couple thousand night-vision goggles, surveillance drones, and communication devices on that list as well. Price tag: In total, it adds up to nearly $84 billion dollars in tax-payer-funded U.S. military equipment.
PS Don’t Forget “ THE CASH “ – A ROOM FULL of “ CASH “ [Source: GAO analysis of Department of Defense data]