Breaking News: The Baron

The Tom just issued a Breaking News Bulletin stating that The Baron is not A Baron.

Fortunately Impeachment Enthusiasts  have already buried this item and Chairman Schiff can go back to his Railroad job,

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I like Mike

When The Tom learned that Michael Bloomberg’s net worth was North of $54 Billion, he immediately warmed to his hard, far left policy proclamations.

This is a Consultants dream.  “I have always advocated soaking the rich(net worth over $55 Billion), promising the middle class lower taxes and more government handouts and a willingness to spend on anything and everything” smoozed The Tom.  “Lets shake that money tree until he suspends his campaign” chortled  The Tom.

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The Tom eyes PR contract for rebranding of Climate Change

The Tom started salivating when he heard that there is a move to rebrand Climate Change with a more powerful slogan such as Climate Collapse.

“Bring it on.  PR billings start at $900/hour.” thundered The Ton

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We are Thankful for Chairman Schiff

Tis the day to thank Chairman Adam Schiff(less) for demonstrating  strong leadership preserving our legacy during this manufactured crisis. To the coup and consolidation of power, we can only say well done.

Endorsed by:  Hosni, Fidel, Hugo, Edi, Vlad “The Bad”,  Nancy P., Adolph, Ayatollah,  Nicolas, Xi, Joseph, Col. Mommar, Roger Goodell,   Saddam and TomVille Tom.

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Happy Thanksgiving from TomVille

Happy Thanksgiving from all your TomVille favorites including but not limited to the following:  Barack O’TomA, Lunch Bucket Joe, Kim Tom Eun, Farmer Michele, Hillary Rodman Clinton, The Tom Jr., Vlad “The Bad” Putin, TommySue, KardASShians, Lindsay D.D. Lohan, Kylie D.D. Jenner,  King LeTom James, Hosni, Col. Moammar Gadhafi, Rev. Al SharpTom, Chairman Adam Schiff(less), the Faculty and privileged students of TU, Faculty and disenfranchised students of TSU,  Greta “The Climate Change Scold” Thunberg, Burnie Sanders, Tragic Johnson, Rudi, AOC OMG,  Rob Mueller, Santa Claus and The Tom.

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I am Greta Thunberg and you hve just been scolded

Sixteen year old Swede Greta Thunberg has been scolding people worldwide with her Climate Change accusations.  Consider yourself scolded.

After her most recent scolding, The Tom approached her for a PR contract as her guild trip has the money flowing.

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Chairman Schiff sends invitations to Pity Party

The Tom  has learned from anonymous sources that People’s Republic Chairman Adam Schiff has sent out invitations to his massive Pity Party also known as Impeachment Investigations.  If you have experienced any of the following slights expect an invitation in the mail.  These slights include but are not limited to the following:

  • Boss talked cruel to you
  • Boss didn’t accept your recomendations
  • Boss demonstrated blunt Body Language
  • Heard rumors
  • Didn’t get appropriate face time on TV
  • Fired or forced to resign

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Kim Kardashian Said She ‘Cried the Whole Way Home’ After Seeing Memes About Her 2013 Met Gala Gown — PEOPLE.com — The Tom devastated

Even a hard boiled operative like The Tom was devastated when he heard that Kim KardASShian cried all the way home from criticism of her 2013 Met Gala gown.

But Kardashian West says two very important people loved her floral-print Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci dress — Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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Adam Schiff makes a major Climate Change announcement

Adam Schiff(less) House Intelligence Committee (talk about a oxymoron) made a major Global Climate Change announcement.

Schiff bellowed “It is Impeachment Weather”.

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Rihanna Picked Normani To Be Savage x Fenty’s First-Ever Brand Ambassador

The Tom salutes this humble Brand Ambassador as he starts to understand the Brand Ambassador concept.

A match made in heaven.

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