Yesterday, the Pope blasted Colonialism in a fiery speech in Africa. Tom asks where has he been for the last 100 years?
The Pope blasts Capitalism at every stop. So far, he hasn’t fired off too many blasts at Mercantilism.
It just dawned on Tom that the Pope and Burnie Sanders have never been seen together. Are they the same person? Burnie clearly slept thru Econ 101.
Source: Focus on me..
Focus on Tom. No Ariana Grande, you fool.
She is quite Grand.
Sensing the success that Traveler Tom is having with his tour packages to Raqqa, Syria, Developer and Presidential Frontrunner The Tom is offering Timeshares in the Tom Tower in the capital of the ISIS caliphate. These timeshares will feature the ultimate in 3rd Century luxury.
The Tom is offering free transportation to Raqqa with a free lunch that will be airdropped onto the property and will only require that you attend a 8 hour presentation on the timeshares
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After months of futile bombing by USA, the French are targeting the ISIS Caliphate capital of Raqqa, Syria.
The question is will this adversely affect Terrorist tourist business? Caliphate tourism Officials are not worried. While previously they have target young male tourist from Europe, the are expanding to bring in more families who enjoy the nightly fireworks provided by the French bombers.
Barack O’TomA has chimed in with a reaffirmation of his strategy leavened by bringing more Syrians into the USA.
Just as a toned Ronda Rousey was ready to punch her way into Tom’s heart, he suddenly dropped her after she was KO’d by Holly Holm.
Hopefully Tom will be able to get back with a newly sculptured Kylie Jenner,
Well Goodbye Ronda
Well Hello Holly
Well Hello again Kylie
Paris, France….. November 13, 2015
Kylie Jenner Steps Out in a Dangerously Low-Cut Jumpsuit @InStyle Whoa! Now that is one deep v-neck.The star hit the streets in one of the most low-cut shirts we’ve ever seen. See it here.
Source: Buzzing: Kylie Jenner Steps Out in a Dangerously Low-Cut Jumpsuit
We are starting to understand why Kylie is the new American sweatheart.
Jennifer Lawrence dished to Vogue that she is lonely every Saturday night,
Fear not dear Jennifer, help is on the way in the form of Tom.
Tom is willing to sacrifice to cure Jennifer’s loneliness. Jennifer said that she may prefer loneliness to boredom.
Well Hello Jennifer
Well goodbye Tom
University of Missouri President Tim Wolfe and Chancellor R. Bowen Loftin threw in the towel saying the situation at the University was not challenging enough. Whinny photogenic students tricked out in matching t-shirts, a well-feed grad student on a hunger strike and a threatened revolt by a 4-5 football team that isn’t even Bowl Eligible were not enough to sharpen their administrative chops.
Both men were heard to grouse that this is too light weight as compared to the ’60s. Where was the occupation of the Administration building? Where were the sit-ins? Where were the hostages? Where were the non-negotiable demands? Where were the bombs? Where were the calls to burn this mother down? Where were the police and National Guard.
Where were the calls for Free Speech? Never mind.
Right, Give us the 60s.