Jordyn Woods is a bit of an it girl. — Hollywood Life

Jordyn Woods is sizzling hot in a new bikini photo she shared to Instagram on September 1! The model rocked a spotted two-piece with a sultry coverup and floppy hat. Shop her affordable bikini, here!

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Kim-Kanye Divorce? Will The Tom step in?

Star Magazine is reporting deep marital troubles between Kim KardASShian and Kayne West.

As a noted bottom feeder, The Tom is poised to move in fast with Kim.  The Tom admires Kim scoring the trifecta of : Sex tape, lots of skin exposed and SKIMS Boob tape.  And of course The Tom has been known to enjoy a world class Bootay.

The Tom reaching oust to Kim in her hour of need is sure to accelerate her Divorce proceedings.

And if Kim thinks Kanye was erratic?

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Joe Tom Biden unsnarls the Supply Change

Yesterday The Tom announced that Longshoreman (worker) Joe Tom Biden solved persistent supply chain issues and is freeing up the backlog of container ships backloged at the Ports of Long Beach and Los angeles that had ships backed up to Newport Beach.

All it took was a meeting and announcement that a couple extra work hours will be scheduled.

The Tom pleaded with The Joe , What about the lack of trucks, drivers and warehouse facilities?

The Joe responded this is how it works. You hold a big meeting and announce a solution. Nothing happens and there is no follow-up.

“I see the wisdom of your ways” said The Tom as he too another swig of the water bottle at the foot of the huge conference table.

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Can Joe Tom Biden save The Tom’s Agenda?

Daily the Media wrings their collective hands about the need for two huge spending bills to save the Biden Agenda.

Now in a twist Joe Tom has agreed to support The Tom’s Agenda.

The Tom’s Agmda is a straight forward call to see more of the Kardashians, Jordan Woods, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, ScarJoe, JLo and LoLo.

This Agenda is supported by a 1.5 $Trillion Infrastructure bill and a 3.5$ Trillion discretionary spending plan.

The Infracture Bill would support Underserved Women of Color with Skims and Kim’s Boob Tape.

On the 3.5 Trillion plan would include cooling off the above mentioned women in the interest of Climate Change. Also Universal Pre-K would afford Underserved Women of Color an opportunity to smooze with Kylie Jenner and her babies. The Tom is still working on free Community College for Underserved Women of Color as it is virtually free already.. Perhaps it should be added to The Tom’s Administration costs.

If any of the women mentioned require investigation, The Tom in the interest of thrift will conduct the investigations personally.

So Joe Tom can we start the campaign in Scranton?

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Has the old Sociological law been repealled?

Self-fulfilling prophecy refers to the socio-psychological phenomenon of someone “predicting” or expecting something, and this “prediction” or expectation comes true simply because one believes it will, and their resulting behaviors align to fulfil those beliefs. This suggests peoples’ beliefs influence their actions.\

Take a minute to search for Luis Armstrong “Wonderful Worlds. Consider the possibilities.

Contrast that with the woke declaration of systemic racism and a racist lurking behind every door.

What is likely to be the most effective strategy.

The Tom is willing to provide training seminars at sale pricing. CDs and DVDs available at bargain pricing.

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The Tom recommends Jay Leno’s “You bet Your Life” Is it doomed?

Most of you know The Tom as a hardened PR//Political Consultant/Con Artist/Kardashian Skin Chaser with ties to Barack O’ TomA and The Donald.,

The Tom is recommending “You Bet Your Life” starring Jay Leno on Fox Jay uses clean non-political humor to say more

And The Secret word is “The Tom”

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The Tom reports that the Borders are secure

The Tom bent over from the weight of numerous huge Briefing Books designed to make Joe Tom Biden engaged.

The Tom assured that as a result of Joe Tom Biden’s Outstanding leadership and Border Point President V.P. Harris, the Border Crisis has been totally resolved, There are no illegal aliens even trying to cross the Boarder out of the United States. Another success is the Northern Biter with Canada where US. Citizens can go to Canada, but Canadians can’t cross into the US to get bargain at Walmart. Finally we are vetting Fagan refugee in other countries as we speaks. God is good when he brought Joe Tom to us.

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“What is the holdup on Garcetti ?” bellowed Joe Tom

Joe Tom Biden had set the table to get Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti out of town as Ambassador to India”. This was to happen before Homeless surged and before he gave another Woke speech on how he is saving lives.

If he isn’t in India in 3 days, I will have President VP Harris offer him the Ambassadorship to Afghanistan,

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Kendall Jenner Is Butt-Naked For Her Latest Jacquemus Modeling Gig — StyleCaster

What are we selling again?

Kendall Jenner Is Butt-Naked For Her Latest Jacquemus Modeling Gig — StyleCaster

The Tom notes that the gauntlet has been played. This will be hart to beat.

“I win as I have more skin to expose.in all the right places” cracked back Kim K.

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The Tom pitches taliban.com platform

In a pitch polished over 20 years Abd wpth 321 PowerPoint deck, , The Tom extolled the virtues of the tliban.com 1-500-Taliban platform. Customers are eagar to purchase gently used rifles RPGs and vehicles ranging from State Department SUV to massive tnks the the USA plan to leave behind.

The next order of business is to introduce a Taliban Fighter fashion Skims for men styled by The Tom is a natural here..

“Don’t worry about Amazon in the rear view mirror, They are losing ground” barked The Tom

Since announcing the Platform, we have received many inquires. The most frequent is how can I invest in the Platform. Just send your investment directly to The Tom (BitCoins preferred).

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The Tom previews/Reviews The Joe Tom speech on Afghanistan

Based on the Afgn plan, the COVID plan, the Border plan amd the Infrastructure plan we can expect a minimal amount of Malarkey.

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Will a Rambo like warrior be able to rescue Joe Tom Biden from defeat in Afghanistan?

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Commander In Chief Joe Tom Biden bravely met with military leaders and President VP Harris via video conference. They did agree that this may be the worst defeat in U.S. History and that they need to work on the spin.

Meanwhile The Tom Rambo waited for orders that never came.

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