Homeless and Vagrant traffic has been less than Starbucks desired

Local Starbucks Managers report that Homeless and Vagrant traffic has been running below expectations.  Fewer Homeless are taking meetings at their local Starbucks or freshening up in the  restroom.

Or perhaps the Homeless would rather take their business to an organization that doesn’t need to retrain all their employees in customer service.

“We may need to boycott these stores at least until I get a consulting contract as they just aren’t welcoming” grunted Homeless Advocate The Tom

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Washed Up actor Robert Dinero defends Canada by hurling F-Bombs at The Donald

First Dinero ever losing his grip banned the Donald from his restaurants (a welcoming gesture).  Then in a surprise attack from the cover of Canadian forces continued his F-Bomb assault started at the Tony’son the Donald from Canada.

The Tom said “This can’t be good for my PTSD”  The Dinero responded, “There is bound to be come collateral damage and it could be me.”

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Did Colin Kaepernick get a Gentleman’s C in Constitutional Law?

Evidently the Constitutional Law program at  the University of Nevada at Reno was not that strong.

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Boycott of “Truth According To Tom” is a success

The Tom has announced that the Boycotts of “The Truth According To Tom” by our greatest heroes such as The Rev. Al SharpTom and David “lunch room pal” Hogg have been completely and totally successful.  Readership of this Blog have fallen to zero or below.  They have succeeded where even Google logarithm suppression has failed.

Gentlemen, “Well Done”

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Is Kylie Jenner’s Baby Name a tribute ?

Is Kylie Jenner’s baby Stormi a tribute name to the famous and patriotic Stormy Daniels?

The Tom is investigating and a major story will be forthcoming in the TomVille Times (All the News Unfit to print)

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Kylie Jenner Vs. Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Which KarJenner Mom Wore The Sexiest Crop Top?

Since The Tom was only aware of the famous KardaASShian back side, he anxiously awaits this vote

Kylie Jenner, Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian are three of the hottest moms around, but which one of these sexy sisters can pull off midriff-baring tops best? Check out the pics and vote!

via Kylie Jenner Vs. Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Which KarJenner Mom Wore The Sexiest Crop Top? — Hollywood Life

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” you say po tA toe and I say po tah toe” “I say historic and you say unprecedented I say O’TomA and you say The Tom”

The Tom has finally proven that there is no such thing as Media bias.  For example when our beloved Barack O’TomA was President, everything that he did no matter how minor was characterized as “Historic”.  Everything that The Donald does no matter how effective is characterized as “Unprecedented”.  Why would a President not take a Chief of Staff into an intelligence briefing?

” you say po tA toe and I say po tah toe”

In the memorable words of Rodney King, “Can’t we all get along”

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The Tom recommended that The Donald delay the summit with The Kim over a style issue

Various media outlets are reporting that The Tom made the recommendation to delay the Nuclear Summit with Kim Jong Tom over a critical style issue.  It seems that the young Korean Dictator has moved ahead in the critical coiffed hair department.

The Tom is working day and night to come up with a modern look of wisdom and strength for The Donald.

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The Tom upstages the Royal Wedding as the Queen makes a suprise announcement

Incredibly The Tom upstaged all the Royal Wedding hype when The Queen of Hearts Juice Newton Announced that The Duke, Duke ,Duke of Earl torch has been passed from Gene  Chandler to The Tom.

Some cynics are saying that The Tom arranged this because he was hurt when that wiener Prince Charles walked The Megan down the aisle.  The Tom clearly wanted this assignment. “Now can we all get back to normal and concentrate on The Megan’s half sister and brother” ordered The Tom.

The Tom Bobble Heads as The Duke of Earl go  on sale at noon.

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The Tom makes the comprehensive case for Illegal Immigration

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