Notorious Liar takes to the podium to burnish Hillary’s trustworthiness

Last night at the Democratic National Convention, the acknowledged 1st Black President demonstrated the cojones to also garner the title of 1st Hispanic President  when he attempted to obtain Sainthood for Hillary Rodman Clinton.

Wild Bill Clinton cemented his reputation as a liar going back to smoking marijuana but not inhaling to proven lies in the Monica Lewinsky and Paula Jones investigations amongst others.

Hillary Rodman Clinton has earned her low marks for trustworthiness running from cattle future fibs to the proven lies in the home-brewed email server scandal.

But then who would you believe, the smooth talking Wild Bill Clinton or FBI Director James Comey.

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Hillary: “Still crazy after all these years”

With a tip of the cap to the Paul Simon classic “Still crazy after all these years”. The Tom notes that Hillary Rodman Clinton still demonstrates clinical paranoia.

In 1998 while defending Wild Bill Clinton to Matt Lauer, she said that there we no problems and criticism was the result of a “Vast Right-wing conspiracy”.

Eighteen (18) years later in a 60 Minutes interview with Scott Pelly, she said people did not trust her were  “unfounded, inaccurate, mean-spirited and take on a life of their own”.

Rarely is a tough follow-up question directed by the media.  It would we interesting if the characterization of her truthfulness b FBI Director James Comey the work of this vast right-wing conspiracy.

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Barack suddenly calls off the plagiarism investigation of Melania Trump –Plagiarizing Politicos — pastorwardclinton — Arlin Report

At the eve of the democratic National Convention, Barack O’TomA  suddenly called off the investigation of Melania Trump for plagiarism.  It looked like Barack had Meliana squarely in his sights when he made this incomprehensible move.

“I just don’t understand Barack’s move” groused Tom.

 

–Pastor Ward Clinton via Plagiarizing Politicos — pastorwardclinton

via Plagiarizing Politicos — pastorwardclinton — Arlin Report

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Roger Ailes and The Cos tip their hats to Hillary Rodman Clinton

Bill Cosby and Roger Ailes are but the latest to tip their hats to Hillary Rodman Clinton for keeping the lid on Wild Bill Clinton’s “conquests”.

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Ted “Cruisers” Cruz went potty all over himself at RNC

“Cruisers” Cruz needed a fully functioning diaper as he went potty all over himself at the Republican National Convention.  Why did he think he was given a prime time speaking slot if not to endorse The Donald.  Did he think it was because he lost th The Donald by over 1,000 delegates.

Cruz is a loser and the sooner he is purged from the Republican ranks, the better the party will be.  Hopefully this will be the last in a series of Cruz Temper Tantrums.

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Tom calls for common sense hatchet safety regulations

After a dude went off with a knife and a hatchet on a German train, Tom is calling for common sense hatchet safety laws.

Tom wondered out loud why we are selling hatchets to people on the No Fly list.   Why would anybody need a military style hatchet.  Also we need to clamp down on Hatchet shows and Hatchets sold on the internet.

 

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Barack appoints a panel of plagiarism experts to prosecute Melania

Bark O’TomA was swift in naming a panel of distinguished plagiarist  to investigate and prosecute Melania Trump for her RNC Convention speech.  The panel composed of Joe Biden, Hillary Rodman Clinton, Barack Obama and Michele Obama is uniquely qualified in recognizing and using plagiarism.

If anything Melania should be prosecuted for her trite use of clichés such as hard work and word as a bond.

Expect a quick trial in the media before Melania is shipped to Gitmo.

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Tom Brady backs down

Faced with the prospects of going one-on-one against Ruth “Bad Ass” Ginsberg, Tom Brady won’t take his Deflategate appeal to the Supreme Court.

Privately Brady told associates that he couldn’t handle the Trash Talking “Bad Ass” Ginsberg.  Look what she did to The Donald.

Tom Brady may have backed down prematurely as come November, “Bad Ass”, will be telecommuting from New Zealand.

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Ruth “Bad Ass” Ginsberg takes down The Donald

Supreme Court Injustice Ruth Bader Ginsberg went off the rails at the New York Times and CNN trash talking The Donald and telegraphing her opinions if given the chance to overrule 2nd Amendment and Campaign Financing decisions.  Then in the cruelest blow she said that she may move to New Zeeland if The Donald wins (has anybody ever made good on one of these threats?)

It is obvious that The Bad One prefers the serial liar Hillary Rodman Clinton.

This just in “Bad Ginsberg” just apologized just like Loretta Lynch after her on the tarmac meeting with Wild Bill Clinton.  Come to think about it Wild Bill Clinton appointed the “Bad Ass” to the Supreme court.  The circle of life.

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Sanders switches endorsement to Nikita Khrushchev

Today, Burnie Sanders switched his endorsement from Hillary Rodman Clinton to Nikita Khrushchev.  Burnie said that Nikita would be an historic candidate, the oldest President at 122 and our first dead president (although we are not certain of this).

Burnie said that with Nikita you get almost as a hard left Socialist with more charm and not carrying the Clinton baggage of scandals, errors in judgement, policy blunders. ethical lapses and law breaking.

 

 




 

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