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The Tom takes a meeting with The Omarosa

The Tom has intercepted a dog whistle from his old mentor Vlad has set up a meeting with the Omarosa in the Celebrity apprentice Board Room.  The Tom will be taping the Omarosa who is taping The Tom all of whom are being taped by The Vlad.

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The Tom pleads, “We need to get Omarosa a new Reality show”

In a hastily called meeting in the TomVille Situation Room, The Tom outlined the urgent need to get The Omarosa Manigault Newman a new Reality show to get her off the Media circus.

All the attendees agreed that CNN was the most appropriate network with MSNBC and ABC close second and third choices.  We need to pitch this fast as others like disgraced fired FBI figure Peter Strzok or Stormy Daniels  will be looking for their own shows.

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Lindsay Lohan raps on about #MeToo

In an August 4,2018 interview with the The Times, Lindsay  Lohan says despite her best efforts and magnificent sculpting of her 32Ds she has not experienced sexual harassment.

Will The Tom school The Lindsay so she will recognize it in the future? Mentorship is till live in Hollywood.

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The Tom is a slam dunk after auditions

After auditioning for a c0-Host job on man-centric shows “The View”, “The Talk” and “The Real”, The Tom confidently awaits a call back.

The Tom has hinted that he supports Rainmaker Les Moonves.

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The Tom levels a blast at Fakebook

Is it just The tom or is Fakebook the new word for hypocrisy?  Mark “Big Money” Zuckerberg and Sheryl “Lean In” Sandberg revealed that they have backed off the money table to announce that they have “found” fake accounts that were purchasing ads to influence the election.  Fakebook took this dark money for over a year.

As a card-carrying Democrats, they laid the blame with any proof in the laps of the Russians.  Democrats gleefully absolved Fakebook and laid the blame on The Donald.

Don’t let logic get in the way of counting money over at Fakebook.

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The Tom offers pro bono camera services to new Lindsay Lohan Reality Show

No sooner than MTV announced the highly anticipated Lindsay Lohan Reality TV series, Lohan Beach Club,  than The Tom offered his services as camera man.  The Tom is known for his mastery of the super closeup.

What could be more needed in the #MeToo era.  A star is re-born.

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The Tom schools The Tom Cruise in stunts for the elderly

The Tom Cruise is known for demanding that he do his own movie stunts.  With another Mission Impossible hitting theatres and talk of his broken ankle subsiding, The Tom Cruise  at age 56 has contacted The Tom for a new menu of stunts that he can perform in future movies.

After consulting with L. Tom Hubbard to be sure that the stunts are Scientology appropriate,  The Tom provided the master list of stunts that includes: stepping high so one doesn’t trip on throw rugs, tightly gripping the railing going up and down stairsnever walk when you can ride.

Talk in the industry, his next movie will be released direct to nursing homes.

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The Tom recommends The TMZ stay in their zone.

The TMZ (Thirty Mile Zone)  stands for thirty-mile zone, the historic studio zone within a 30-mile (50 km) radius centered at the intersection of West Beverly Boulevard and North La Cienega Boulevard in Los Angeles, California

Note this doesn’t apply to Washington DC or other parts of the country beyond The TMZ

Consequently The TMZ folks need to knock off forcing their political views down the throats of other well-meaning citizens.  Their views are very often hard, hard left or parrot talking points in a way that six year old’s parrot the words of their parents.

For those celebrities trying to free themselves from the ternary of The TMZ, The Tom offers counseling and consulting contracts.

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The Kav aces out The Tom for The Supremes

The Tom has a bitter taste in his mouth after being edged out by The Kav (Brett Kavanaugh) for The Donald’s nomination for The Supremes (Supreme Court).

The Tom thought his extremely short paper trail as Adjunct Professor and Assistant Football Couch at The TomVille State University (TSU) would make him an attractive candidate  and his rugged good looks would instantly win over the women’s vote.  Others say The Kav has the most valuable paper trail namely the TSU Playbook lusted for by TomVille University (TU) losers of 50 straight  to TSU going into the 2018/19 season.

But it will come down to his position on Row.

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