Most careful observers believe that The Donald and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) were separated at Birth.
Now The Donald has authorized The Tom to investigate the following Separated At Birth combos: Elizabeth Warren and Burnie Sanders; Kamala Harris, Rev. Al SharpTom and Blue Bird Bus Company; and Brad Pitt and The Tom (no brainer)
“Only The Tom can declare a Classic” declared The Tom.
Miley Cyrus vows to not have children till climate change is solved and fish are ‘in the water’
Well it looks like the gene pool is safe.
Finally poor Joe Biden gets a few pay days as he accumulated income of $15 Million since leaving office.
Before you call him a deplorable, remember his speeches were worth every penny of their $200,000+ price tag especially if you were having trouble sleeping.
We should have let him look under the hood.
Why the Clippers, Kawhi?
Why Kawhi did you turn down King LaTom James’ pursuit of greatness by developing a cadre of players to do the hard work?
Why Kawhi did you turn down a mansion in TomVille? It must be Tragic Johnson’s fault.
Happy Independence Day. Let the TomVille tanks roll,
The Tom braces for an avalanche of criticism as the fireworks begin.
With Kylie Jenner and Lindsay Lohan racing to the top to flash the most skin, Mr. Tom has jumped onto the fray by introducing his “TomVille Nude No Clothes ” fashion collection.
With Lindsay Lohan taking an early led in the sector with a wardrobe consisting mainly of a few strands of jewelry, MR. Tom’s collection is a timely addition. Mr. Tom promises a line devoid of wardrobe malfunctions. It is the first true one size fits all with everybody a 38DD. The line positively can’t be criticized for leaving little or nothing to the imagination.
Operators are standing by to take your orders.
Lindsay Lohan is showing who’s Boss with a nude birthday Selfie for her 33rd birthday. Wearing nothing but a little jewelry, LiLo is telling Kylie Jenner and others that they need to step up their game or they will be left in the dust
“Kylie goes to great pains not to upstage the Birthday Girl” says an admiring The Tom.
Credit; Kylie Jenner InstagramKylie Jenner looked muy caliente last night. She was attending the birthday of her sister’s Kim BFF and long time family friend, Larsa Pippen. Kylie surprised fans early today when she posted this amazing photos from last night. She captioned this one: “spicy ”. Yesterday, she had a twinning moment photo session…
via Kylie Jenner via Instagram for Larsa Pippen’s Birthday June 29-30th, 2019 – Dress, Shoes & Bag Dupes — Dupe Kylie Jenner Style