Star Magazine is reporting deep marital troubles between Kim KardASShian and Kayne West.
As a noted bottom feeder, The Tom is poised to move in fast with Kim. The Tom admires Kim scoring the trifecta of : Sex tape, lots of skin exposed and SKIMS Boob tape. And of course The Tom has been known to enjoy a world class Bootay.
The Tom reaching oust to Kim in her hour of need is sure to accelerate her Divorce proceedings.
Noted long driver (gold and car) Tiger Woody announced the the Tiger Woody Driving School from his bed at Cedars-Sini. Former Mistress Number 1 and current Sugar Baby Dating Advocate Rachel Uchtel has sighed on to be Franchisee Number 1 on this venture.
Warning Tiger: Rachel may cause distracted driving,
As Joe Tom Biden turned page 1 of his 198 page Covid019 plan, he asked trusted aide The Tom a question as follows “Doesn’t this plan read exactly like The Donald’s Plan with one real exception. The exception is The Donald got Big Pharms to develop 3 vaccines in less than a year. The Donald is in reality is saving lives worldwide while we apply financial salve for the Welfare State.”
“Joe Tom, hold that thought, the line that The Donald left you a mess is still working” intoned The Tom .
As a continuing publics service, The Tom will define key Woke Speak words and concepts.
Today we takle Real Time a in peaking in Real Time. Just listen to Gavin Newsom in Real Time.
What we do know is that Real Time is the most inaccurate.. Some agencies’ report 5 days per week and others 7. Real time does not allow any chance to make corrections; For example Los Angeles County twice released triple digit death count figures for Covid with the most recent over 800.
So a definition of Real Time Woke would be inaccurate in Real Time.
With reporting hat Kim and husband of 7 years Kanye West heading for Divorce Court, Kim placed an urgent call to famed Style Consultant The Tom for what wear to a Divorce.
Well Kim The Tom opined for a wedding it is simple. The Bride dress has to be white and lower cut than any Bride Maids with a minimum of 6 inches of cleavage..
However a Divorcé is more complicated. Conseqently. The Tom recommended a braless look with a sheer top that highlight her power nipples. A tight dress that is so short that it snuggles at the bottom of her famous rear end is mandtory.
“Poor Kanye, he doesn’t t stand a chance” chortled The Tom.
The Donald is gone from the scene. What will these poor people do? What will late night comics do without Trump? What will Governors and local politicians do when they can’t blame Trump for their ineptitude? What will the US House of Impeahment do with their timr? What will C and D List stars say to get publicity ? Will Joe Tom Biden be forced to read his 198 page Covid plan ? Who will be blamed for Riots?
With tese problems an many more, The Tom has introduced a licensing plan that for a modest fee, these people and more can blame The Tom. The tom’s shoulders are broad and there is room to make his wallet fat.
After pontificating about Trump’s alleged emoluments, Progressives have l et the highest paid Federal employee walk off with a $Million prize Could it be that the folksy Fauci has found the definition of Emoluments..
Or was it Barack O’TomA who pocketed a Nobel Prize early in his term.
“Wash your hands…/wear a Mask,,…Now give me my damn $Million” barked The Dr, Tom