# Me Not

Tom commends women worldwide for their collective refusal to sexually harass him.  These acts of individual restraint continue to baffle The Tom.  Others are  not so baffled.

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Tom walks Green Bay Packers fans back from the ledge

When news spread that QB Aaron Rodgers broke his collarbone, Cheesehead futures crashed faster than the Great Dutch Bubble and crash of 1637/

With an inept performance by backup QB Brett Hundley, it fell to Tom to right the ship,

Out of the blue, Tom said “R-E-L-A-X{ and “We can run the table”.

We will never know how Tom came about these phrases that saved the Packers.

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Harvey Whinestein shifting focus to Adult Films

Speaking from his suite of offices and studio in the deep recesses of Chatsworth, CA, Harvey Whinestein says that he is shifting his focus to Porn  where the Actresses might be a little less uptight.   Also after reviewing some scripts, he is considering casting himself  in potential hits like Harvey Does Pacoima.

Harvey immediately called his new Agent Tom who says, “For 15%, I love it”

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Harvey Whinestein ?: What did they not know and when did they not know it?

Harvey Whinestein was Co-Chairman and Co-CEO of the Weinstein Company and prior to that Miramax.  Whinestein was a major contributor  to the Clintons and Barack O’TomA.  He hosted fund-raising dinners in his home.

Yet up until a few days ago, they knew nothing about his sexual harassment and alleged rapes of virtually all Hollywood starletes and a few in (shudder) Hellflower.  All have suddenly put out Press Releases condemning Harvey and some are sending his donations to charities.  Perhaps if they don’t want the money they should send it back to Harvey.

Hillary Rodman Clinton is on the verge of amending her statement to clarify that if Harvey didn’t have the right position on abortion, he would be a deplorable.

All this compels Tom to ask the questions “What didn’t they know and when didn’t they know it?”  and “Were Vladimir Putin and Trump involved?”.

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Harvey Whinestein “I am off to Rehab :)”

Caught with his pants down, movie mogul Harvey Whinestein will be entering Rehab for sex addition among other issues.  He is following the well-traveled path used by Tiger Woody and countless others.

After the first night, Harvey led the charge from the men’s wing approaching the women’s wing yelling “Panty Raid”

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“This is paradise.  Why didn’t I come here before” whispered Harvey.

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With the Hollywood community on the verge of forgiveness, Harvey Whinestein issued a 2nd statement. “Did I mention that I produce movies?”

With redemption nearly complete, Hillary Rodman Clinton after reviewing the two Weinstein statements declared. ” After reviewing Harvey’s generous donations to my campaigns and to the Clinton Foundation, I have definitely ruled out a deplorables designation.”

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“I think it could be an addiction” sobbed Hillary Rodman Clinton

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Harvey Whinestein issues heart-felt statement: “I got money”

With sexual harassment and crude behavior allegations swirling around him,  Harvey Weinstein of Miramax and Weinstein Company fame issued a statement to his liberal, progressive and resistance followers and admirers.  With Weinstein’s heart-felt words ringing in his head, Tom contemplated the gravity of the Weinstein statement, “I got money”.

Tom could only conclude that there is no there — there.

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Who is Cam Newton?

When Tom heard about the Routes comment by Panther QB Cam Newton to a female reporter, he immediately started the process to induct him into the Hillary Rodman Clinton Deplorables Post #1 Everlasting on misogynist charges.

After due diligence, Ms. Clinton determined that it could have  be the result of a racist, white supremacist, micro-aggression, ignorant, reverse dog whistle from The Donald.

Hillary refereed the matter to the 1st Black President Bill Bubba Clinton who only had one question, “Is she good-looking?”

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Carrying on the Hugh Hefner Tradition

Upon hearing that feminist icon Hugh Hefner passed away at age 91, Tom Tweeting from the cramped Playboy Condo in Hellflower, CA declared that he is ready, willing and able to inherit the Hefner mantle.

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With KardAsshian Clan catching pregnancy bug, Tom fears…

With Kylie Jenner and Khloe KardAsshian announcing the there is a bun in their ovens and Kim KardAsshian’s bun in an unknown oven, Tom has started to panic.

The fear is that TV Executives are planning a /special back-to-back editions of Keeping up with the KardAsshians and Tom featured in a cliff hanger paternity test episode  on the Jerry Springer/Maury Povich show.

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