Is it time to call In The Tom to settle Hollywood strikes?

With Netword TtV read to broadcast Yellowstone reruns, is it time for The Tom o clean up on as poorly written WGA Striler with equally bad acting by the Actors Unions.

We need The Tom’s hig concepts more than ever. Andom knows that they will pay a Bandi to calm. AI fears.

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Doja Cat at 2023 VMA Awards

“Is there no modesty?” whispered Kim K ,

“The Tom get the scissors.”

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Will The Tom throw TV a lifeline?

With the Writer and Actor on strike and the ssast Storm Watch and Tropical Storm watch flops, TV execs met with The Tomnd told him to re-Imagined r e-Engineer of fix it.

No more just hiring ever more beautiful. Meteorologists Out sith the slightly Progressive chat with the Ancor Desk.

The Tom is bold and up ped the anti by going 5X on more Meteorologists. and dressing them m up. chatter with th desk contain solid Progressive policy. Field reports are designed to highlight marginally people with the right political bent.

This beautiful package will be known as Climate Change TV

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The Swifty-Tom says take another look at Taylor Swift.

We need another look at Traylor Swift now that her earnings for this year are expected be well North of $300 Million.

Only The Tom has a never-ending saga of bad breakups to keep the Music rolling.

And the final breakup will be epic.

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Artificial Intelligence (AI)

If you like Voice Recognition soft wear, you will absolutely lover AI\

So many CEO(s) will lose their jobs corporations will have to hire The Tom to keep the lights on.

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\\\So this is how you get 12 million followers on Instagram

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Common Sense Gun Safety Legislation – Say What??

Virtually everybody even those without Common Sense know this is gumnregulation. By labeling as Common Sense one signals the opposition does not have Common Sense. The Tom remembers that even a slick Barack OTomA used this line.

As gun regulation increases, the use of stabbings by knife increase. Common Sense is that most Americans prefer dying by knife. Each stabbing has 100 or so stabs. Knives are handy and even a screwdriver will do.

The Tom says let Common Sense prevail in the world of murder. Say What?

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The Tom scores a supply of MAGA Ball Caps for Campaign

The Tom has cornered the market for MAGA (Making Amrika Gracious Agati)

Do we want to go back to the days of Dealing with surly staff rather than voice recognition softwear, Weed as a gateway drug rather than Government profit center, taking money from the poor to give to the rich via the Lottery, early release of prisoners, hard work was rewarded, recognized for accomplishments rather than extraneous characteristics??

What a coup, nobody could even guess that I am behind it? chortled The Tom.

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The Tom enters the Race.

Taking a cue from a ta and rested Hillary Hot Radham Clinton and a tan and rested Dick Nixion, The Tom declares his candidacy.

What could possibly go wrong.?

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The Tom announces an upcoming announcement.

Thio will be HUGE barked The Tom

The Goat, 0 Rings, 0 MP, 13 Bales of Hay

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