Boycott of “Truth According To Tom” is a success

The Tom has announced that the Boycotts of “The Truth According To Tom” by our greatest heroes such as The Rev. Al SharpTom and David “lunch room pal” Hogg have been completely and totally successful.  Readership of this Blog have fallen to zero or below.  They have succeeded where even Google logarithm suppression has failed.

Gentlemen, “Well Done”

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Is Kylie Jenner’s Baby Name a tribute ?

Is Kylie Jenner’s baby Stormi a tribute name to the famous and patriotic Stormy Daniels?

The Tom is investigating and a major story will be forthcoming in the TomVille Times (All the News Unfit to print)

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Kylie Jenner Vs. Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Which KarJenner Mom Wore The Sexiest Crop Top?

Since The Tom was only aware of the famous KardaASShian back side, he anxiously awaits this vote

Kylie Jenner, Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian are three of the hottest moms around, but which one of these sexy sisters can pull off midriff-baring tops best? Check out the pics and vote!

via Kylie Jenner Vs. Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Which KarJenner Mom Wore The Sexiest Crop Top? — Hollywood Life

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” you say po tA toe and I say po tah toe” “I say historic and you say unprecedented I say O’TomA and you say The Tom”

The Tom has finally proven that there is no such thing as Media bias.  For example when our beloved Barack O’TomA was President, everything that he did no matter how minor was characterized as “Historic”.  Everything that The Donald does no matter how effective is characterized as “Unprecedented”.  Why would a President not take a Chief of Staff into an intelligence briefing?

” you say po tA toe and I say po tah toe”

In the memorable words of Rodney King, “Can’t we all get along”

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The Tom recommended that The Donald delay the summit with The Kim over a style issue

Various media outlets are reporting that The Tom made the recommendation to delay the Nuclear Summit with Kim Jong Tom over a critical style issue.  It seems that the young Korean Dictator has moved ahead in the critical coiffed hair department.

The Tom is working day and night to come up with a modern look of wisdom and strength for The Donald.

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The Tom upstages the Royal Wedding as the Queen makes a suprise announcement

Incredibly The Tom upstaged all the Royal Wedding hype when The Queen of Hearts Juice Newton Announced that The Duke, Duke ,Duke of Earl torch has been passed from Gene  Chandler to The Tom.

Some cynics are saying that The Tom arranged this because he was hurt when that wiener Prince Charles walked The Megan down the aisle.  The Tom clearly wanted this assignment. “Now can we all get back to normal and concentrate on The Megan’s half sister and brother” ordered The Tom.

The Tom Bobble Heads as The Duke of Earl go  on sale at noon.

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The Tom makes the comprehensive case for Illegal Immigration

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The Tom convinces The Thomas Markle to have heart surgery

After a ton of fast talking, The Tom convinced The Thomas to use the old heart surgery excuse to skip the Royal Wedding and hang our with the paparazzi.  In turn, The Tom pledged to handle any miscellaneous duties like walking Megan down the aisle.

In addition, The Tom is pleased to announce that he will be appearing as a male stripper at  Megan’s Bachelorette Party.  The Tom will enter the room dressed as a sexy political consultant and leave wearing only a smile.

And the biggest bonus is that The Tom will be able to take the reflected Markle Sparkle home to an ever lovely Lindsay Lohan.

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Will The Tom stand in for Meghan Markle’s father at the wedding?

With Meghan Markle’s father bowing out of the wedding as father of the Bride  due to the after effects of a heart attack and a paparazzi scandal allegedly selling staged photos, everybody is clamoring for The Tom to stand in and walk the Bride down the aisle.

But sadly, The Tom says No.  But the photo sales jig does sound intriguing.

“OMG”,exclaimed The Tom.  The Ever Lovely The Donald should walk The Lovely Meghan down the aisle.  In fact the NYT and WP may have DNA evidence that The Donald impregnated 99.9% of the world’s women and The Tom covering the balance.”

The Tom can only hope that Lindsay Lohan is in his field.

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The Tom listens for the Dog Whistle from The Gina

The Tom is listening carefully for a Dog Whistle from The Gina Haspel who is undergoing Senate Confirmation Hearings on her appointment to head the CIA.  It is amazing that there are Senators including female Senator who are picking apart The Gina over her 30+ year career in the CIA   She could be the most qualified CIA Director ever.   This from a crew that is allegedly concerned that not enough women are being appointed to the highest levels of business and government.

If the Tom gets the Dog Whistle. he will immediately move to water board the dissenting Senators.

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