Category Archives: Fashion

The Tom convinces The Thomas Markle to have heart surgery

After a ton of fast talking, The Tom convinced The Thomas to use the old heart surgery excuse to skip the Royal Wedding and hang our with the paparazzi.  In turn, The Tom pledged to handle any miscellaneous duties like … Continue reading

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The Tom to school The Kayne for loving The Donald

As the word filtered back to his fans and more importantly to The KardASShians that The Kayne has expressed support for The Donald, The KardASSians huddled up and decided to immediately retain The Tom to do an intervention with the … Continue reading

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Coachella 2018

The Tom just gently reminds you that Coachella 2018 is still Indio, CA with blistering heat and punishing winds to punctuate your musical experience. The Tom highly recommends that all babes and beauties just but a new hot outfit and … Continue reading

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Mark Zuckerberg emerges from hiding and asks…

“How do you like my new T-Shirt?”, billionaire Mark Zuckerberg When will COO Cheryl Sandberg emerge to “lean In” on Facebook’s data privacy issues?    

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The Tom is accepting suggestions for problems only he can solve — Urgent

Fresh from UNITING the country by DIVIDING the men from the women, the rich from the poor, the blacks from the whites, the coasts from the center of the country, the legal immigrants from the illegal immigrants, the workers from … Continue reading

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Swaggy T breaks with BBB

Swaggy T formerly Grand Master T formerly Jay-T formerly Puffy T has broken with Bigger Baller Brands (BBB) over a trivial F rating from the Better Business Bureau and LaTom Ball being exposed as a Helicopter Dad who can’t stop … Continue reading

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Mitt Tomney..He is Back?

Rumors are swirling that Mitt Tomney who is a bitter critic of The Tom is planning to run for the US Senate seat of a retiring Orin Hatch.  Tomney a proven Loser as compared to The Tom who is a … Continue reading

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The Tom’s Thanksgiving message is one we are all thankful for and will unite a divided country

The Tom in his Thanksgiving message assured the world that he would not post a blog on Thanksgiving.  This is news that we can all be thankful for. Further his message is so deep and unexpected that it will unite … Continue reading

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The Hemline Index – if skirt lengths could talk

Originally posted on FASHIONBLOGGA:
Today’s post is about the lengths of skirts, a topic that came up during a conversation at the university where I lecture. Have you ever heard about the “Hemline Index”? This index, originally from the 1920s…

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Steve BanTom steps down

The Resistance bagged another trophy in their Civil War against our duly elected Government when Steve BanTom announced he was leaving his largely ceremonial post at the White House. The loathed, but sartorial crisp BanTom leaves a vast hole for … Continue reading

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