Category Archives: Fashion

Tiger Woody is Back

In Breaking News, The Tom announced that with his 2019 Masters victory that Tiger Woody is Back. The Tom has notified Rachel Uchitel and other Groupies. “Tiger, I got the Wing” roared The Tom. “Let’s Roll.  I have been waiting … Continue reading

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The Tom declares himself an Influencer

In a master marketing stroke, The Tom announced that he is now an Influencer and that the bidding starts at $1 Million. If you wish to reach non-beautiful people who don’t smell that great, The Tom is the Influencer of … Continue reading

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The Tom welcomes Kylie Jenner as the youngest member of Billionaires Club

The Tom rushed to congratulate Kylie as the newest and youngest member of the Billionaire Club. After a hard day at the office, Kylie enjoys some well deserved relaxation. The Tom is anxious to reach out to Kylie for consulting … Continue reading

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The Tom announces IPO for Polar Vortex

Ever the advocate of Climate Change, The Tom announces that he has opened an Initial Public Offering (IPO) for Polar Vortex at an initial price point of $1,000 per share. Polar Vortex shares can only be used to combat Climate … Continue reading

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Empty Suit makes Major announcement

In what he billed as a major announcement, Empty Suit Eric Garcetti declared that he was not a candidate for President.  He seemed to throw his support to the next empty suit, Kamala Harris. Evidently , somebody whispered to the … Continue reading

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Trigger Warning

Trigger Warning:  Major Side Boob.  With proper indoctrination, one can overcome any resistance to the content. The Tom may have found his niche in issuing Trigger Warnings.  99% expected to be  Tweets from The Donald.    

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The Tom Patents the Urban Terrorist Beard

There was a kinder gentler era when men only wore beards is they were in the Hockey playoffs , eccentric baseball, football and basketball stars and politicians of the Lincoln era.  This evolved without Darwin’s knowledge to the 3 day … Continue reading

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The Tom rebrands himself as Vintage

Always looking for an edge and bolster his sagging fortunes, The Tom has rebranded himself from old to vintage.  The Tom briefly considered Gently Used, but figured his hard living past might be exposed al a Judge/Coach K. “This could … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner Wore No Makeup Only Moisturizer On a Magazine Cover — Blogs Today – Lifestyle, Product Reviews

from InStyle https://ift.tt/2vUPLUA via Kylie Jenner Wore No Makeup Only Moisturizer On a Magazine Cover — Blogs Today – Lifestyle, Product Reviews, Product Announcements, Suggestions Yeah Right Doesn’t she have a Makeup Company?

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The Tom offers pro bono camera services to new Lindsay Lohan Reality Show

No sooner than MTV announced the highly anticipated Lindsay Lohan Reality TV series, Lohan Beach Club,  than The Tom offered his services as camera man.  The Tom is known for his mastery of the super closeup. What could be more … Continue reading

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