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Kylie Jenner Wore No Makeup Only Moisturizer On a Magazine Cover — Blogs Today – Lifestyle, Product Reviews

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The Tom offers pro bono camera services to new Lindsay Lohan Reality Show

No sooner than MTV announced the highly anticipated Lindsay Lohan Reality TV series, Lohan Beach Club,  than The Tom offered his services as camera man.  The Tom is known for his mastery of the super closeup. What could be more … Continue reading

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The Tom recommended that The Donald delay the summit with The Kim over a style issue

Various media outlets are reporting that The Tom made the recommendation to delay the Nuclear Summit with Kim Jong Tom over a critical style issue.  It seems that the young Korean Dictator has moved ahead in the critical coiffed hair … Continue reading

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The Tom convinces The Thomas Markle to have heart surgery

After a ton of fast talking, The Tom convinced The Thomas to use the old heart surgery excuse to skip the Royal Wedding and hang our with the paparazzi.  In turn, The Tom pledged to handle any miscellaneous duties like … Continue reading

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The Tom to school The Kayne for loving The Donald

As the word filtered back to his fans and more importantly to The KardASShians that The Kayne has expressed support for The Donald, The KardASSians huddled up and decided to immediately retain The Tom to do an intervention with the … Continue reading

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Coachella 2018

The Tom just gently reminds you that Coachella 2018 is still Indio, CA with blistering heat and punishing winds to punctuate your musical experience. The Tom highly recommends that all babes and beauties just but a new hot outfit and … Continue reading

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Mark Zuckerberg emerges from hiding and asks…

“How do you like my new T-Shirt?”, billionaire Mark Zuckerberg When will COO Cheryl Sandberg emerge to “lean In” on Facebook’s data privacy issues?    

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The Tom is accepting suggestions for problems only he can solve — Urgent

Fresh from UNITING the country by DIVIDING the men from the women, the rich from the poor, the blacks from the whites, the coasts from the center of the country, the legal immigrants from the illegal immigrants, the workers from … Continue reading

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Swaggy T breaks with BBB

Swaggy T formerly Grand Master T formerly Jay-T formerly Puffy T has broken with Bigger Baller Brands (BBB) over a trivial F rating from the Better Business Bureau and LaTom Ball being exposed as a Helicopter Dad who can’t stop … Continue reading

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Mitt Tomney..He is Back?

Rumors are swirling that Mitt Tomney who is a bitter critic of The Tom is planning to run for the US Senate seat of a retiring Orin Hatch.  Tomney a proven Loser as compared to The Tom who is a … Continue reading

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