Category Archives: Fashion

Feeling the heat from Kylie Jenner, Kim KardASShian modestly steps up her game.

The  Tom is in shock.  the Kim doesn’t give up the crown easily.

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Is Baby Archie’s 15 Minutes of Fame over already?

For the last few days I haven’t heard a lot about Meghan “Sparkle” Markle and Prince Harry’s Baby Archie. Famed PR Man The Tom weighs in. Who in the Hell picked a century old name Archie?   Weren’t names like … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Channels ‘Boy On A Dolphin’s Sophia Loren In Sexy Skintight Mini At Met Gala — Hollywood Life and Major TU Announcement

    With bitter rival TomVille State University (TSU) announcing the Heavenly Body Major in the Astronomy  Department,  TomVille University (TU), the flagship university is taking swift and decisive action.  In a major announcement, TU says that it will offer … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner Neon Orange Mini Dress

Kylie comes to the rescue.  She does it all for you.  Will the sacrifices ever end?   Kylie Jenner rocked this neon look. One of her most popular looks. She wore a Sorella Boutique ‘Love Struck Dress Neon Orange’ ($20) … Continue reading

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Tiger Woody is Back

In Breaking News, The Tom announced that with his 2019 Masters victory that Tiger Woody is Back. The Tom has notified Rachel Uchitel and other Groupies. “Tiger, I got the Wing” roared The Tom. “Let’s Roll.  I have been waiting … Continue reading

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The Tom declares himself an Influencer

In a master marketing stroke, The Tom announced that he is now an Influencer and that the bidding starts at $1 Million. If you wish to reach non-beautiful people who don’t smell that great, The Tom is the Influencer of … Continue reading

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The Tom welcomes Kylie Jenner as the youngest member of Billionaires Club

The Tom rushed to congratulate Kylie as the newest and youngest member of the Billionaire Club. After a hard day at the office, Kylie enjoys some well deserved relaxation. The Tom is anxious to reach out to Kylie for consulting … Continue reading

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The Tom announces IPO for Polar Vortex

Ever the advocate of Climate Change, The Tom announces that he has opened an Initial Public Offering (IPO) for Polar Vortex at an initial price point of $1,000 per share. Polar Vortex shares can only be used to combat Climate … Continue reading

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Empty Suit makes Major announcement

In what he billed as a major announcement, Empty Suit Eric Garcetti declared that he was not a candidate for President.  He seemed to throw his support to the next empty suit, Kamala Harris. Evidently , somebody whispered to the … Continue reading

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Trigger Warning

Trigger Warning:  Major Side Boob.  With proper indoctrination, one can overcome any resistance to the content. The Tom may have found his niche in issuing Trigger Warnings.  99% expected to be  Tweets from The Donald.    

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