Monthly Archives: July 2013

NY Mayor Michael Bloomberg caught in alley fondling a 32 oz. Soda Cup

Just minutes after a NY Appeals  Court struck down a NYC ban on soda cups in excess of 16 ozs,  police report that they found Mayor Bloomberg in an alley fondling a 32 oz soda cup whispering “How good it … Continue reading

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David Ortiz’s School of Anger Management: Classes forming daily

Tom just signed up for the 6 hour Platinum Anger Management course now being offered by the Boston Red Sox’s aging slugger David “Big Papi” Ortiz.  Recently after striking out in a game he managed his anger on a dugout … Continue reading

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Separated at Birth: Tom and Justin Bieber

    Tom                           Justin Bieber How was the Bieber hoax allowed to go on so long?

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Separated at Birth: Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber

Who knew that Tom’s Expose:  Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus are actually the same person.  This was revealed in the Marc Jacobs T-Shirt campaign for Protect the skin you are in. The CyBer is sure shaking up the wholesome image. … Continue reading

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Royal Baby by George; Duke of TomVille dissed

Tom was irate when he heard that the Duchess and Duke of Cambridge named the baby (Prince of Cambridge) George Alexander Louis rather than Tom after the Duke of TomVille. Tom has already withdrawn the standing invitation for the Royals to … Continue reading

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Anthony Weiner blasts Republicans for their continuing “War On Women”

In  a hastily arranged news conference, Anthony Weiner, former Congressman and NY mayoral candidate, said that he could not wait another day to condemn Republicans for their War on Women (WOW). Flanked by his wife Huma Abedin and heavy hitters Bill … Continue reading

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Tom was devastated when he heard “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” will wrap in 2015

Tom is trying to pull himself together after hearing that the Kardashians don’t plan to continue their much-loved TV series “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” when their contract with E! ends in 2015. No more highly anticipated, marriages, babies and booty … Continue reading

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Tom can finally relax as Princess (Duchess of Cambridge) Kate delivers a Boy

Tom has been a nervous wreck awaiting the arrival of the Royal Baby.  This may even exceed the stress he felt waiting for Jessica Simpson to deliver (Country Royalty). However, it does make Tom one more removed from the throne.  … Continue reading

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More Tigger than Tiger: Tiger Woody can’t win a Major

TomVille’s beloved golfer Tiger Woods can’t seem to win a major.  His last Major win was the US Open 5 years ago as he faded at the British Open today to finish in a tie for 6th as Phil Mickelson … Continue reading

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Justice for TrayTom

By now most of you have heard about the urgent call for Justice for TrayTom.  But to recap, TrayTom was a white  troubled teen who was   cute as a button.  After getting candy and a drink, he encountered a black Neighbor Watch … Continue reading

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