Monthly Archives: August 2013

Will Tim Tom Tebow sign with the TomVille Eminent Domains?

Tom and the citizens of TomVille are on the edge of their chairs waiting to see if the TomVille Eminent Domains of the NFL (Nasty Football League) will sign QB Tim Tom Tebow recently released by the NE Patriots.. Flash Mobs … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Eun issues a critical review of Ex’s Sex Tape

Fashion Icon, Hair Stylist to the Stars and North Korean strongman Kim Jong Eun issued a Zero Star rating of his Ex-Girlfriend Hyon Song Wol’s Sex Tape when he had her executed for among other things a sex tape that … Continue reading

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Tom calls for “Osama bin Laden level” search for Lamar Odom

With the strange disappearance of Lamar Odom (current or former NBA great) being reported as a drug rehab or an attempt to ditch the twin titans of journalism TMZ and ESPN,  Tom can only think about the stress that it … Continue reading

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Bashir al-Assad calls for Regime change in TomVille

Taking a few minutes from fighting a valent war in Syria, Bashir has called on a Coalition of the Willing (everybody) to impose a Regime change in TomVille. In his legal case for this action Bashir has cited a long … Continue reading

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Lisa Jackson vs. Paula Deen …All Claims Dismissed

Hopefully, everybody is happy.   If Paula Deen lost millions, so be it as they say.

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Sears…RIP ?

This is an American tragedy, the unraveling of a great Brand, Sears. Since Hedge Fund guru Eddie Lambert of ESL Holding fame took over in a buy out by K-Mart and Lampert, Sears has gone down hill.  Sales are down, … Continue reading

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Tom on North West Baby Picture Reveal: “Now that is one ugly baby.”

Upon seeing the picture of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby North West on the Kress Jenner show, Tom could only opine why they didn’t release any pictures for 2 months. Now let’s get back to what the Kardashians are … Continue reading

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So, when did the elite (and pompous) start starting every sentence with So?

So, why in the hell didn’t Tom get the memo sent to all politicians, pundits, journalists, PR people etc. that every opening sentence should start with So.  For example, “So, it is a fact that Tom and the Pee Party … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan opens up to Oprah

After getting an advanced clip from E-TV of Oprah Winfrey’s sure to be riveting interview of Lindsay Lohan, Tom was struck by two things.  Where  did Lindsay Lohan get that fabulous Orange dress  (that showcases her superb surgical enhancements) and where did … Continue reading

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Tom’s Travel Town: Discount Travel Packages to Egypt

With Tom’s TravelTown exclusive vacation packages to Yemen inexplicably drying up, Tom has shifted gears and is now offering some of the seasons best packages to enjoy all the Egyptian tourist attractions. Travelers will be whisked from the former 5 … Continue reading

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