Monthly Archives: February 2018

Tom Jinping follows Xi’s lead and abolishes TomVille Term Limits

So after Tom Jinping amended the Chinese Constitution to abolish Term Limits, Tom Jinping had an idea to do the same thing for TomVille where Tom Jinping is President. Even though Tom is wildly popular his advisors cautioned against the … Continue reading

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The Tom tweets out a storm on Theroux’s treatment of Aniston

Highly credible reporting by TMZ uncovered that our Jennifer Aniston was trapped in Justin Theroux’s apartment that she hated in NYC.  This led to their most fortunate separation. Upon hearing this news The Tom immediately launched a Tweet storm worthy … Continue reading

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Was Clapper in the Crapper?

Q.   So who is James Clapper?  A.   Dear Leader  Barack O’TomA’s Director of National Intelligence.  He is best known for his biting criticism of The Tom and The Donald. Now that our hero Robert Mueller has indicted some … Continue reading

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The Tom reaches out to Jennifer Anniston in the time of her loving separation

Upon hearing that Jennifer Anniston was having a loving let’s be friends separation from husband  Justin Theroux, The Tom immediately reached out to Jennifer to offer comfort in her time of need. The Tom’s Talking points to a distressed Jennifer … Continue reading

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The Tom to Lonzo Ball “You’re Fired”

After big mouth LaTom Ball issued his ultimatum that if the Lakers didn’t sign Lonzo Ball’s two brothers, Lonzo wouldn’t resign with the Lakers. First of all Lonzo Ball ain’t that great.  Who wants the shoplifting King and College dropout … Continue reading

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The Tom is accepting suggestions for problems only he can solve — Urgent

Fresh from UNITING the country by DIVIDING the men from the women, the rich from the poor, the blacks from the whites, the coasts from the center of the country, the legal immigrants from the illegal immigrants, the workers from … Continue reading

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The Donald calls on Super Hero Stock Market Whisperer, The Tom

Feeling the vibes coming from Mar-a-Lago, The Tom knew that he needed to save the nation from a stock market debacle that was sure to be blamed on the Big Guy. Quickly slipping on his green eye shade visor and … Continue reading

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The Tom coaches The Pope on how to deny

After Pope Francis denied receiving a 8 page letter on the misdeeds of a Chilean Bishop, he retained the Master of Denial, The Tom, as his new PR consultant.  The Tom had The Pope chanting the Nancy Reagan mantra.  “Just … Continue reading

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Who prepared the vile Tom Dossier?

Are all Dossiers as vile as  The Tom Dossier? dos·si·er [ˈdôsēˌā, ˈdäsēˌā] NOUN a collection of documents about a particular person, event, or subject: “we have a dossier on him” · [more] synonyms: file · report · case history · … Continue reading

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