The Tom to Lonzo Ball “You’re Fired”

After big mouth LaTom Ball issued his ultimatum that if the Lakers didn’t sign Lonzo Ball’s two brothers, Lonzo wouldn’t resign with the Lakers.

First of all Lonzo Ball ain’t that great.  Who wants the shoplifting King and College dropout LiAngelo or High School dropout LoMelo?  Third, LaTom “Big Baller” Ball is way to disruptive.  Nobody wants any part of this melodrama.

So release Lonzo Ball by midnight today.  “Lonzo, you’re Fired”barked The Tom.