Monthly Archives: August 2015

Every Eccentric Miley VMAs Look

A Ho is born Source: Every Eccentric Miley VMAs Look

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The “H” Word

The “H” Word. Tom welcomes Haters, but would never criticize Kandi.

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Tom nails it with “Straight Otta Bellflower”

Reeking street Cred, Ice Capade (Tom) and Dr. Phil walked the red carpet for the premiere of “Straight Otta Bellflower”. This biopic recreates a golden era that set back police-community relations 4 generations and introduced an extra tight glittery wardrobe that … Continue reading

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President Donald J. Trump eyes Carly, Dr. Ben and Tom for VP

It appears that “The Donald” has a short list for Vice President said to be limited to Carly Fiorina, Dr. Ben Carson and Tom. Some would say that the bombastic Tom with his patented comb over would be merely a … Continue reading

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A desperate Tom files Missing Person report on Lindsay Lohan

Tom is worried sick and filed a Missing Person’s Report as he has not heard a Lindsay Lohan report in over 6 months.  No fights, no arrests, no Rehab.  She must be in peril.  An Amber Alert is called for.  … Continue reading

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Tom schools ISIS in highly effective torture technique

Just returning from a Doctor’s appointment, Tom has fresh knowledge of a highly effective torture technique. First, in the waiting room, the hostage may contemplate a beheading.  Then the hostage is moved to a very small room with uncomfortable seating … Continue reading

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Google: “Now I know my ABCs”

In a brilliant strategic move that is the envy of bureaucrats worldwide, Google renamed the Holding company Alphabet and pretty much kept everything the same.  well maybe a few raises were handed out.  No wonder nobody can compete with alphabet … Continue reading

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Tom anxiously awaits Facebook Notification on “What’s Trending

Like a kid in a candy store, Tom opened his Facebook Notification today to find out that Frank Gifford is trending. Tom immediately ordered his Aides to get him great Facebook publicity.  “I am viral”, bellowed Tom.

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Tom modifies “Pyongyang Time”

Sensing a need to get ahead of hair stylists world-wide, North Korean Strongman Kim Jong-un has moved back North Korea’s clocks by 30 minutes and established Pyongyang Time. Ever the counter puncher, Tom  moved TomVille clocks forward by 30 minutes … Continue reading

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The Tom rehearses for Thursday’s Debate

Like the great leader that he is, The Tom is leaving no stone unturned as he prepares for the 1st debate of the 2016 election cycle. First up was a custom fitting for a fresh “Making America Great Again” ball … Continue reading

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