Monthly Archives: January 2014

Zuckerberg: Where can I get a decent haircut?

Lighten up all you people who envy the 1%.  Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook infamy is worth North of $19 Billion and  still gets a haircut reminiscent of Peyton Manning. Enter the savior, hair stylist to the world, North Korea Strongman Kim Jong … Continue reading

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Tom’s Executive Recruitment Service recommends Edward Snowden to solve Target’s data breach problem

Always thinking out of the box, Tom found a perfect match for Target’s IT Exec opening in Edward Snowden.  This was serendipity when Tom learned that it may have been somebody using a vendor’s data credentials that led to the massive … Continue reading

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Another Injustice: Free Foxy Knoxy

An Italian court just retried Amanda Knox convicted her of murder and sentenced her to 28 years.  While technically, she is living it up in Seattle, we have to nip this injustice in the bud (literally) First, Lindsay Lohan, then Justin … Continue reading

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Oh, Shit !! Tom shatters myth as Justin Bieber auditions for Mayor of Toronto

In proof that the sword is mightier than the pen, Tom will shatter a blogging myth that a curse word in the title will increase viewership of that post. But you may ask, how can you tell if the real … Continue reading

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Tom volunteers to grant Hillary Clinton’s desire to be a Grandmother

As the ultimate authority of somebody who hasn’t driven a car since 1996, Hillary Rodham Clinton revealed to the National Auto Dealers Association that her true goal was not the Presidency, but rather to become a Grandmother. With the nation facing … Continue reading

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Is Former French First Mistress on the rebound?

Tom has duly noted that French President Francois Hollande has cut loose his former Mistress Journalist Valerie Trieweiler in favor of new Mistress Actress Julie Gayet. Known as the world’s second most boring man after Hollande, Tom is well positioned … Continue reading

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No Justice, No Peace !!! Free Justin Bieber

Upon hearing the news of Justin Bieber’s arrest in Miami Beach on January 23, 2014, Rev. Tom immediately organized Flash Mobs across the country to protest the Bieber arrest and to demand his freedom. Rev. Tom said that the trumped-up charges … Continue reading

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Is Google punishing Expedia and Truth Accoring to Tom in search results

Expedia shares fell on news that their Google travel related search results  dropped by 25% over the past week.  Truth According to Tom  percentages echoed Expedia. Experts don’t know if it is an algorithm penalty of a manual penalty by … Continue reading

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Tom is on the casting couch for a part in new Lindsay Lohan movie

When Tom heard the news from the Sundance Film Festival that Lindsay Lohan will produce and star in a psychological thriller titled “Inconceivable”,  he immediately reported to the casting couch to secure a leading actor role. A veteran of numerous … Continue reading

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Tom takes on 3 epic trash talkers

Demonstrating a fearlessness demonstrated by few other lunatics, Tom has taken on three (3) world-class trash talkers.  He quickly dispensed of Richard Sherman of the Seattle Seahawks and Michael Crabtree of the San Francisco 49ers by pointing that neither were able to … Continue reading

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