Monthly Archives: February 2017

Hollywood wants to tell us how to think, but can’t figure out how to announce an award

As expected, the 2017 Oscars brought the usual hectoring by the rich elites who tell us how to vote, where our children can go to the bathroom, what our values should be, and convince us that illegal immigrants aren’t illegal.  … Continue reading

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And the Oscar for “Best Take Down of Trump” in an acceptance speach goes to…

And the final award of the night is for the most brutal characterization of Donald Trump in an acceptance speech.  There were 24 entrants as every celebrity feels that it is their birth right to dump on Trump and insult … Continue reading

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Smart Phones: I hate to have a phone smarter than me

“I refuse to have a phone that is smarter than me” bellowed a cranky Tom.  However after considerable research, Tom found an early smart phone that was not smarter than him.  However,  it could be a tie.

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Kylie Jenner emerges for PacSun

Now that Kylie Jenner has signed on with PacSun, will we be seeing more of her?    

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Tom tells a “Not My President” demonstrtion that he is now your President.

Be careful what you wish for.

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Rumor Monger Tom named Best in Show

As Tom was named Best In Show by the Westminster Kennel club, Tom opined that it was about time that they let a real dog enter the competition. Rumor Monger Tom was named in honor of all the following who … Continue reading

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YouTube ousts PewDiePie — will PewTomPie clean up?

After the Wall Street Journal uncovered Anti-Semitic jokes in some of PewDiePie’s YouTube videos, YouTube and his Disney management company dropped him with much fanfare. But only Tom is crass enough to ask what happens to the revenue from his … Continue reading

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HEY-HEY HO-HO Chanting Demonstrators Got to Go

Am I the only person starting to tire of “News” coverage of chanting protestors blocking intersections, freeways and entrances to public building.  And what is with the chanting and drums.  Isn’t there anybody able to make a cogent argument.  Are … Continue reading

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Lady Gaga calls out Tom for being fat

Lady Gaga after the Super Bowl has taken to Social Media to call out Tom for being fat.  She has totally misconstrued Tom’s famous “love handles” for a roly-poly appearance.  This is nothing short of body shaming by Gaga.  We … Continue reading

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Brexit Tom appointed Chief Negotiator

A brash Brexit Tom has been appointed as the Chief Negotiator for Britain’s withdrawal (Brexit) from the European Union (EU).  Brexit Tom has learned all his legendary negotiating skills from speed reading The Donald’s engaging “Art of the Deal”. Opening … Continue reading

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