Monthly Archives: November 2013

Reports: Big shakeup at “Truth According to Tom”: Tom out, Sebelius in

Rumors are flying about a beg shakeup at “Truth According to Tom”.  Like when the invisible hand of Barack O’TomA fired the Chairman and CO of General Motors, this looks to be similar. With Tom leaving, the Board of Directors … Continue reading

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President pardons Turkey

In one of the stalest publicity stunts ever, tha POTUS pardoned a turkey for Thanksgiving. Did his Aides tell him it was a Tom? Happy Thanksgiving to all.

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Did Citibank fire Debrahlee Lorenzana because she was too hot?

   Even Gloria Allred found justice in her complaint.  And in the latest, she is going after Quest diagnostics as evidently the person drawing blood was distracted and botched the needle injection.   Citibank claimed no.  But then they never … Continue reading

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What exactly did Iran give in the Nuclear agreement?

Wow, I saw a lot of speaches, analysis and pictures of people patting themselves on the back after the nuclear agreement with Iran was announced. Does anybody know what Iran gave up to get this “deal”? Will we get new … Continue reading

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Tom to tackle new adversary, Microsoft Windows 8.1

Sitting in a box challenging Tom to open it with all its promised headaches is a new computer with Windows 8.1 operating system. Most will remember Tom’s complaints as he dealt with his old  computer operating system, Windows (XP) Stone Tablets. … Continue reading

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Mitt tops Barack in latest ABC poll

In a recent ABC poll, registered voters were given a “do over choice” for president.  In a stunning upset, Mitt Tomney topped Barack O’TomA 49-45. Tomney thundered “Yes, I can” change that by making more money and making more offhanded … Continue reading

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Barack: My evil twin gave wrong info on ObamaCare

Today we learned two shocking facts. Andy Kaufman’s brother revealed that Andy Kaufman is still alive. Then we learned that Barack O’TomA has an evil twin (Tom) who was giving inaccurate info on O’TomAcare for over 3 years. Next, will we … Continue reading

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Chief KnowItAll Costas is back on the warpath

After his ridiculously successful campaign to change the name of the Washington Redskins, Chief Bob “KnowItAll” Costas is opining that he won’t let his son play football. That is fine, he can do what he wants and shut up at … Continue reading

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ET call home. Tim Tebow call the Pack

In the most important phone call since ET called home, Tom is calling on Tim Tebow to call the Green Bay Packers.  With Aaron Rodgers out with injury and Seneca Wallace and Scott Tolzien now quarterbacking, the situation is grim … Continue reading

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Barack to Iran: “If you like your nuclear bomb, you can keep your nuclear bomb”

With nuclear bomb talks with Iran stalled, Barack O’TomA knew that he needed a brilliant slogan to make the negotiations palatable to the public. Tom told Barack to test this one.  “If you like your nuclear bomb, you can keep … Continue reading

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