Monthly Archives: September 2018

Next Justice of Supreme Court?

Posted on September 27, 2018 by tom

Will The Ford help the The Fein and The Schu topple the nomination of The Kav?  And if so will former Wing Man to The Donald, The Tom, emerge as the next member of the Supreme Court.  The Tom nomination … Continue reading →

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Tiger makes announcement after Tours Championship win

Posted on September 24, 2018 by tom

After winning the Tours Championship, Tiger Woody made a special  announcement to his wingman The Tom and Erica Herman, Lindsey Vonn, Joanna Vagoda, Tyra Banks, Devon James and Rachel Uchitel, “I’m Back” “Tiger, I got shotgun for this”, lusted The … Continue reading →

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The Tom rebrands himself as Vintage

Posted on September 20, 2018 by tom

Always looking for an edge and bolster his sagging fortunes, The Tom has rebranded himself from old to vintage.  The Tom briefly considered Gently Used, but figured his hard living past might be exposed al a Judge/Coach K. “This could … Continue reading →

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Prediction: Mueller wraps up Russian Collusion investigations

Posted on September 14, 2018 by tom

The Tom has gone out on a limb to predict that The Mueller will wrap up his investigation of Russian Collusion when The Donald leaves office in 2025.

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Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr. Anonymous

Posted on September 8, 2018 by tom

You may have heard about me lately after my Op-Ed in the New York Times.  Now the New Your Times has published a lot of anonymous staff.  But I am the one and only Mr. Anonymous.  I am universally recognized … Continue reading →

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Do I hear a dog whistle?

Posted on September 5, 2018 by tom

Is it only The Tom who can hear these dog whistles: Cracker, Redneck, Hillbilly, Honkey, White Trash, Trailer Trash, Hick., Bumpkin, Good Ol’ Boy. Okie and Whitey?  Is it a dog whistle to even mention these terms? Can we all … Continue reading →

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