Monthly Archives: April 2019

Kylie Jenner Instagram Post April 5th 2019 Outfit & Jewelry Dupes

Posted on April 30, 2019 by tom

Kylie keeps on giving Kylie Jenner looked stunning in this JLUXLABEL Beige Aria Solid Rib Jumpsuit (unavailable) She accesorized with her Cartier Love Bracelet, her Eternity Diamond Ring by Ruby Stella. Also, wore her customized ‘STORM’ rings by XIV Karats. … Continue reading →

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Lunch Bucket Biden — What is in your Lunch Bucket?

Posted on April 30, 2019 by tom

“Lunch Bucket Joe Biden, Give me a break”, bellowed The Tom. Lunch Bucket is portrayed as a product of hard scrabbled Scranton PA.   The truth is that the family moved to Delaware when Lunch bucket was 11.  In 1970, … Continue reading →

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Kylie Jenner Neon Orange Mini Dress

Posted on April 29, 2019 by tom

Kylie comes to the rescue.  She does it all for you.  Will the sacrifices ever end?   Kylie Jenner rocked this neon look. One of her most popular looks. She wore a Sorella Boutique ‘Love Struck Dress Neon Orange’ ($20) … Continue reading →

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The Tom announces the Grand Opening of Phase 1 of the Assange Estates

Posted on April 22, 2019 by tom

With a Ribbon Cutting Ceremony that would make any Chamber of Commerce envious, The Tom opened Phase 1 of the much-anticipated Assange Estates modeled on Julian Assange’s luxurious quarters in the Ecuadorian Embassy. The Tom said that these modest but … Continue reading →

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The Tom counsels The Schiff(less) on using The Mueller Report to sink The Donald

Posted on April 16, 2019 by tom

So The Mueller report doesn’t sink The Donald.  So where does that place the most annoying man in Congress, namely former Ranking Member and now Chair of the House Intelligence Committee (talk about an oxymoron), Adam Schiff(less)?  You might say … Continue reading →

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The Tom announced as Tragic Johnson’s new agent

Posted on April 15, 2019 by tom

The Tom scored a major coup when he inked Tragic Johnson as his newest client.  The deal includes exclusive negotiating rights for positions in Basketball Administration, Basketball Coaching and Late Night Talk Shows. “Tragic Johnson is a proven performer in … Continue reading →

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Tiger Woody is Back

Posted on April 14, 2019 by tom

In Breaking News, The Tom announced that with his 2019 Masters victory that Tiger Woody is Back. The Tom has notified Rachel Uchitel and other Groupies. “Tiger, I got the Wing” roared The Tom. “Let’s Roll.  I have been waiting … Continue reading →

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Joe Biden hires The Tom to keep women from invading his personal space

Posted on April 7, 2019 by tom

Despite his hard-scrabble background as 40+ years as a Senator and 8 years as a VP, aides had to remind Lunch Bucket Joe that even though he gets it, women may well want to invade his personal space. Enter The … Continue reading →

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Lunch Bucket Joe Biden prepares for an invasion of personal space

Posted on April 6, 2019 by tom

America’s favorite Lunch Bucket politician Joe Biden was preparing for an invasion of personal space. “Never Mind, I get it”, opined The Lunch Bucket. “Does this mean I can’t assume the Tactile Politician mantle?, wondered The Tom.

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The Tom fears Lunch Bucket Joe Biden

Posted on April 4, 2019 by tom

The Tom has an inordinate fear of the political skills and appeal of Lunch Bucketl Joe Biden who  raised in hard scrabble Scranton, PA.  In his crisp white shirts and aviator sunglasses, he is a formidable political figure. And now … Continue reading →

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