Monthly Archives: February 2019

And the Congeniality Oscar goes to …

Spike Lee

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Kim Jong Tom all in on Green New Deal

North Korean Strongman Kim Jong Tom is showing leadership on the Green New Deal as he takes a Cho Cho  Train (Bullet Proof not Bullet train) to Hanoi to meet with The Donald. “We should have scheduled the Summit in … Continue reading

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“Vice” won exactly the number of Oscars it deserved

The Progressive vanity piece called “Vice” was nominated for 8 Oscars and won exactly one.  This amalgamation of Democratic conspiracy theories was dreadfully written and acted.  It won a well deserved Oscar for make-up. All the nominations for his picture … Continue reading

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Love Island star Ellie Brown unveils full results of secret boob job in revealing ensemble on night out with Kendall Rae Knight

Ellie is so lucky that she has Kendall Jenner to help her unveil these masterpieces.   via Love Island star Ellie Brown unveils full results of secret boob job in revealing ensemble on night out with Kendall Rae Knight   … Continue reading

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Will El Chapo benefit from Progressive Criminal Justic Reform?

Progressives are pushing Criminal Justice Reform just in time to influence sentencing of cuddly little drug dealer el Chapo. Surely El Chapo doesn’t deserve life as he is already partly rehabilitated.  Life would be discriminatory as El Chapo is believed … Continue reading

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Did LaTom James pull a fast one on Tragic Johnson?

While a middling real estate developer, Tragic Johnson is a disaster as a sports executive. Prior to his most recent incarnation with the Lakers, he was an interim Coach with the Lakers and failed miserably. Fast forward to now and … Continue reading

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The Tom leaks further details on TomVille Green New Deal

A Tom Spokesperson leaked additional details on the TomVille Green New Deal.  Those purchasing Green New Deal stocks will receive a decal with a huge picture of The Tom to display on their bumper.  The Decal will entitle one to … Continue reading

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The Tom to offer Green New Deal in TomVille State of the Union

The Tom gives the State of the Union for TomVille with the statement “It is beautiful baby” In the speech, The Tom outlined the Green New Deal.  It is so beautiful.  The Tom sells stock shares entitling people to use … Continue reading

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Media Alert: The Tom will predict Super Bowl winner

At exactly 7:12 p.m. PST on February 3, 2019, The Tom will predict the winner of Super Bowl LIV (or is it LIII ?) “It is a Lock Baby” boasts The Tom. AT the precise time, The Tom speaks “Patriots … Continue reading

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