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Monthly Archives: February 2019
And the Congeniality Oscar goes to …
Spike Lee
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Tagged Congeniality, Oscar, Spike Lee
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Kim Jong Tom all in on Green New Deal
North Korean Strongman Kim Jong Tom is showing leadership on the Green New Deal as he takes a Cho Cho Train (Bullet Proof not Bullet train) to Hanoi to meet with The Donald. “We should have scheduled the Summit in … Continue reading
Posted in humor, News and politics, Organizations
Tagged Donald J. Trump, Green New Deal, Kim Jong Eu, Kim Jong Eun, North Korea
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“Vice” won exactly the number of Oscars it deserved
The Progressive vanity piece called “Vice” was nominated for 8 Oscars and won exactly one. This amalgamation of Democratic conspiracy theories was dreadfully written and acted. It won a well deserved Oscar for make-up. All the nominations for his picture … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, humor, Organizations
Tagged Dick Cheney, Oscar, Vice
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Love Island star Ellie Brown unveils full results of secret boob job in revealing ensemble on night out with Kendall Rae Knight
Ellie is so lucky that she has Kendall Jenner to help her unveil these masterpieces. via Love Island star Ellie Brown unveils full results of secret boob job in revealing ensemble on night out with Kendall Rae Knight … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Fashion, Health and wellness, humor
Tagged boob job, Ellie Brown, Kardassians, Kendall Jenner, Love Island
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Will El Chapo benefit from Progressive Criminal Justic Reform?
Progressives are pushing Criminal Justice Reform just in time to influence sentencing of cuddly little drug dealer el Chapo. Surely El Chapo doesn’t deserve life as he is already partly rehabilitated. Life would be discriminatory as El Chapo is believed … Continue reading
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Tagged Criminal Justice Reform, El Chapo, Progressives
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Did LaTom James pull a fast one on Tragic Johnson?
While a middling real estate developer, Tragic Johnson is a disaster as a sports executive. Prior to his most recent incarnation with the Lakers, he was an interim Coach with the Lakers and failed miserably. Fast forward to now and … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, humor, Organizations, Sports
Tagged LaBron James, LaVar Ball, Los Angeles Lakers, Magic Johnson
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The Tom leaks further details on TomVille Green New Deal
A Tom Spokesperson leaked additional details on the TomVille Green New Deal. Those purchasing Green New Deal stocks will receive a decal with a huge picture of The Tom to display on their bumper. The Decal will entitle one to … Continue reading
Posted in Health and wellness, humor, News and politics, Organizations, Travel
Tagged Green New Deal, HOV lanes, Vladimir Putin
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The Tom to offer Green New Deal in TomVille State of the Union
The Tom gives the State of the Union for TomVille with the statement “It is beautiful baby” In the speech, The Tom outlined the Green New Deal. It is so beautiful. The Tom sells stock shares entitling people to use … Continue reading
Posted in Health and wellness, humor, News and politics, Organizations
Tagged Chuck Schumer, Green New Deal, Nancy Pelosi, State of the Union
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Media Alert: The Tom will predict Super Bowl winner
At exactly 7:12 p.m. PST on February 3, 2019, The Tom will predict the winner of Super Bowl LIV (or is it LIII ?) “It is a Lock Baby” boasts The Tom. AT the precise time, The Tom speaks “Patriots … Continue reading
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Tagged New England Patriots, Rams, Super Bowl
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