Monthly Archives: May 2012

Miley Cyrus speaks and the World listens

There has been a huge philosopher gap from when Plato left us in 347 B.C. until Miley Cyrus spoke yesterday on self-esteem. When it comes to Miley Cyrus, nothing is off-limits. When the 19-year-old appeared on Lifetime’s “The Conversation With … Continue reading

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Austerity is dead, let the party begin

Barack O’TomA joined Greek leaders and new French President Francois Hollande is declaring that austerity is dead. They agreed at the NATO Summit that it is best to ignore the debt and rev up the government. We need tons more … Continue reading

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Zuckerberg caught laughing all the way to the Bank

Mark Zuckerberg who has conned America into thinking a stripped down MySpace and a fashionable Hoodie are worth $104 billion was caught red-handed by a humiliated laughing all the way to the bank by an irate and embarrassed Tom. Tom … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA and Crew beach the TomVille Whale

In a raid reminiscent of Barack O’TomA leading the way putting a bullet in the head of Osama Bin Laden from his huge leather chair in the Situation Room (did we mention the 1 Year 3 1/2 week Anniversary will … Continue reading

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Lawmakers and Barack O’TomA out to harpoon the TomVille Whale

The pressure on Bank of TomVille CEO Tom is intense as he announced $2-3 Billion in trading losses by the infamous and still unidentified TomVille Whale. While some believe that the TomVille Whale is a Trader, others speculate that the … Continue reading

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Separated at Birth

Trayvon Martin and Mark Zuckerberg I will now enter the Witness Protection Program

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Mitt Tomney lauds Washington Post article and proclaims “I am a Bully”

Mitt Tomney shocked the TomVille Press when he embraced the Washington Post article declaring him a school yard bully back in the day. Tomney asked who are you going to believe? Are you going to believe your own eyes and … Continue reading

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War clouds darken as Barack O’TomA sends Armed Forces to TomVille boarders to prevent Tom from sniping about Clooney event

Today we are ever closer to war as Barack O’TomA positioned troops at the TomVille boarders, moved Navy groups to the Sea of TomVille and flooded the air with Predator drones. Tom countered with bravado and announced at a Press … Continue reading

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An evolving Barack O’TomA executes a dive with an incredible degree of difficulty

As an adoring Press Corps huddled hoping for the best, a resplendent metro sexual Barack O’TomA rose to the high dive platform. An evolving O’TomA was ready to perform the evolutionary dive known as the Gay Marriage formerly known as … Continue reading

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Will Barack O’TomA be the next European Leader to fall?

With European Leaders falling in Greece, Italy, Spain, Netherlands, Finland, Ireland, Belgium and France to name a few, Tom wonders if President and CEO (Chief European Oglier) Barack O’TomA will be the next European Leader to fall. Barack for his … Continue reading

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