Monthly Archives: June 2015

Enough Already WordPress with the Rainbow Stripe

I have no horse in the Gay Marriage debate.  People can do and feel as they wish. However, I resent all the in your face stuff like the WordPress Rainbow Stripe and everybody declaring their sexual preference as people cared.  … Continue reading

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Declaring “I am a Divider not a Uniter”, Tom announces his candidacy for Democrat and Republican Presidential nominations

Tom appearing before an enthusiastic crowd in TomVille’s Freedom Lost Square declared that he will seek both the Democrat and Republican nominations for President.  Tipping his hand for the campaign to come, Tom declared that he is a virulent trickle … Continue reading

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Tom calls for more Government Bureaucrats and Lawyers in fight for income equality

Tom is leading the charge to hire more government bureaucrats and lawyers to fight income inequality.  At the top of this heap would stand a resplendent Tom. With more law suits and regulations, businesses would not be able to provide and … Continue reading

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Treasury hires Tom as Consultant for new Ten Dollar Bill

The US Treasury has decided to ax old Alexander Hamilton from the Ten Dollar bill and replace him with a woman to be named later. Not wanting to take responsibility for this decision, the Treasury has engaged Tom as a … Continue reading

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LaTom James poised for a Triple-Triple in NBA Finals Game 6

The pressure is on LaTom since he declared that he is the greatest basketball player ever confirmed by an Executive Order from Barack O’TomA. The Triple-Triple (Triple digits in scoring, rebounding and assists) (200 points, 100 Assists, 600 Rebounds) is relatively … Continue reading

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Tom debunks Climate Change “Settled Science”

Tom wonders what was responsible for the earth’s climate cycles as recently as the Middle Ages Little Ice Age.  Now temperatures are rising a bit and the “Settled Science” is that it is carbon that is the culprit. But the … Continue reading

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Bill Clinton might give up paid speeches if Hillary elected President

Bill “Bubba” Clinton now says that he might give up paid speeches if Hillary “Rodman” Clinton is elected President. So, vote for Hillary to shut Bill up. Of course the operative word is “might”.  He might give up his Bimbos … Continue reading

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Top 20 Hottest Legs In Hollywood

Originally posted on DailyCrawler:
She’s got legs and she knows how to use them. Some female celebrities are synonymous with hot and stunning legs. Here is a look at 20 celebrities who have the hottest legs in hollywood. 20. Zoe…

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$$$ Caitlyn Jenner $$$

Caitlyn doesn’t need Bruce as her Sugar Daddy.  “Hey Caitlyn, do you need an Agent?” said a smooth talking Tom.  

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Tom tows AAA Homeowners Insurance into Hall of Shame

Tom hates 800 telephone lines and big rate increases with minimal explanation.  So, AAA offers an 800 number for tom to use to find out why his homeowners policy experiences a 46.8% increase.  Despite 3 separate calls two of which … Continue reading

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