Monthly Archives: August 2019

The Tom called to define the differene between a lie and a gaffe

The Tom, a Distinguished Adjunct,  part-time  Professor at TSU, has been tasked to clarify the difference between a lie and a gaffe, If The Donald says something that may be puffery, of slightly off in supporting numbers or something taken … Continue reading

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Taylor Swift entering negotiations with The Tom for intrigue?

According to knowledgeable sources, Taylor Swift’s people are negotiating with The Tom’s people for romance and break ups agreements.  It appears that Taylor is most creative coming off a breakup but is running out of men to date.  The Tom … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA purchases Martha’s Vineyard Crib

Former POTUS and social justice warrior Barack O’TomA has purchased a $15M 29 Acre estate in Martha’s Vineyard.  No word yet if he will be selling housed in D.C., Hawaii and Rancho Mirage. While I have never been to Martha’ … Continue reading

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Tee-Z signs a deal with the NFL for Social Justice

The Tom, formerly Grand Master T, formerly Rev. Al SharpTom has successfully Re-Branded himself as Tee-Z and signed a lucrative deal  with that  paragon of Social Justice, the NFL. Teee-Z emphasized that this wasn’t about Colin Kaepernick getting a job, … Continue reading

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Breaking News: In a bold marketing maneuver, The Tom renames TomVille

Demonstrating his marketing genius, The Tom just renamed TomVille as The Greenland by The Tom.  With this ever so subtle change, The Tom signaled that The Greenland might be for sale.  Recent zoning changes make it ideal for a co-Branded … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner shows off her curves in tiny thong swimsuit as she poses on $250m superyacht in Saint-Tropez (Photos) — Naija Extra Blog – The Tom poses the key question.

  “Your yacht or mine” whispered The Tom   Make-up mogul, Kylie Jenner has been celebratingher 22nd brithday travelling around Europe on a rented $250 million superyacht with her family and friends. On Thursday, August 15, the 22-year-old Billionaire and … Continue reading

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The Tom enters the G.O.A.T conversation

The Tom has been embroiled in the G.O.A.T. (Greatest of all Time) conversation as both a participant and commentator in fields ranging from Athletics to Politics. While others acknowledge his greatness, others ask what in the hell is the fascination … Continue reading

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The Tom blasts The Donalds’s rhetoric

In danger of being the last person to blast The Donald’s rhetoric, The Tom cites the following examples: Racist,Fascist, unhinged, Hitler, narcissist, mentally ill, Alt. Right,  colluded with Russia, unfit, deplorable, con man, anti-Semite, homophobe,  birther, white supremist, F***king hypocrite, … Continue reading

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David Muir: Fast Talker, but is he a Straight Talker?

Have you listened to News Reader David Muir, I mean Anchor and Executive Editor of ABC World News Tonight? He talks so fast that the entire Southern half of the country has no ideas of what he is saying.  But … Continue reading

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The Tom answers calling as Associate Pastor of Rev. Al SharpTom’s church

In an Historic calling, The Tom has joined Rev. Al SharpTom’s church as an Associate Pastor. “Where exactly is the Rev. Al SharpTom’s church?  Will I get to preach (or even get a word in edgewise)”, wondered The Tom

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