Monthly Archives: August 2022

Who is this Woman?

Posted on August 30, 2022 by tom

And why is she stalking The Tom? Or Nick Cannon?

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The Tom is a strong advocate for Climate Change

Posted on August 29, 2022 by tom

Rhe Tom just finished a meeting with Kim K. where he strongly advocated for more Ultra Sheet products and much smaller bikinis to respond to Climate Change. as The Tom walked the long hall he was grabbed and pulled into … Continue reading →

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The Tom advises Kim K. in a Top-Secret memo

Posted on August 27, 2022 by tom

In a Top-Secret memo from The Top to Kim K. stored at Mar – a- Lago, The Tm opined that Alexis Tex is closing in. Now is the time to add more skin into the game and prioritize Skims for … Continue reading →

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The Tom interrupts inking of Kardashian/Jenner daughters Prequel

Posted on August 18, 2022 by tom

The Tom was blissfully writing the Kardashian/Jenner epic when the news hit him had. Kris Jenner is now a self-decreed sax addict. She desires sex anywhere and anytime with anybody (even The tom?) This requires futter examination. This gives a … Continue reading →

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Who says the Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree?

Posted on August 17, 2022 by tom

Not me said The Tom

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The Tom lades Progressive accomplishments

Posted on August 17, 2022 by tom

The signing of the Inflation Reduction Ace sent tThe Tom into a wave of joy over Progressive accomplishments. Here is just a sample of their good work: recreational cannabis, cannibals and driving, let school data starts with little kids going … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian Breakup

Posted on August 11, 2022 by tom

With Pete Davidson mow in the rear-view mirror, K m K. is ready to take on the ultimate challenge, The Tom The Tom feeling the benefits of Corporate mad pillow talk leverage. Thr Tom is asking for no lets than … Continue reading →

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Vin Sciully RIP

Posted on August 3, 2022 by tom

With each tribute, it is clear that /vin was everything that The /Tom isn;t.

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