Monthly Archives: June 2017

Breaking News: The Tom’s involvement with Russians confirmed

Posted on June 28, 2017 by tom

TNN (TomVille News Network) has just learned from unnamed sources that the Intelligence community has proof of Tom’s involvement with the Russians.  Surely this is the smoking gun that will sink the buoyant Tom.  Rank Member Adam Schiffless said he … Continue reading →

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Tom is ordered to tell Barack he is not President anymore and more…

Posted on June 26, 2017 by tom

The Tom has received his marching orders with the first order of business to tell Barack O’TomA that he is no longer President.  “But how can this be true as all world leaders love him.  He is so good-looking.  He … Continue reading →

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Chief Tom brings back CONTROL to fight KAOS perpertrated by Adam Schiffless

Posted on June 24, 2017 by tom

With Rank Member Adam Schiffless spewing innuendo about Trump Russian collusion, the Chief Tom is reconstituting the old CONTROL Intelligence Agency to fight this barrage.  Special Agent Max Smart and Agent 99 are already on the case with Laraby and … Continue reading →

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The Tom pitches 5 straight shutouts against Team Pelosi/Schumer/Warren/Sanders

Posted on June 21, 2017 by tom

The Tom has come roaring out of the box with  victories in 5 straight Special Elections for House of Representatives.   Some may say the public is souring a bit on the non-Stop Russian Collusion innuendo against Trump and those … Continue reading →

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Leaks and solid plumbing

Posted on June 19, 2017 by tom

How is it that everything possible leaks in Washington D.C, but we can’t find out the final vote in the Cosby trial?

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Tom congratulates Zuckerberg for facilitating virulent rhetoric

Posted on June 16, 2017 by tom

Tom took time out of his busy schedule to congratulate Yuk Zuckerberg on accumulating $Billions facilitating virulent rhetoric.  The Z man is now proposing Artificial Intelligence (AI) to rid Facebook of terrorist writings. But as we have learned  in the shooting … Continue reading →

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Tom greenlights a reboot of the FBI Files starring J. Edgar Comey

Posted on June 11, 2017 by tom

Tom is proud to announce that he has approved production of the new FBI files titled the ” C.Y.A. FBI Files” staring J. Edgar Comey.  Tom says that the new show will be a riveting reboot of the Discovery Channel series … Continue reading →

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J. Edgar Comey attempts to bring down The Tom

Posted on June 9, 2017 by tom

With a dogged determination, J. Edgar Comey, an unelected subordinate, is attempting to bring down The Tom.  J. Edgar is approaching it with a determination worthy of a brick by brick dismantling of the Tom Tower. In his arsenal, J. … Continue reading →

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After 1st week, Tom announces changes to Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly

Posted on June 4, 2017 by tom

The Tom took one look at the blockbuster ratings and huge Q score on Sunday Night with Megan Kelly.  The breakout star and deserving of his own program was Vlad “The Bad Putin”.  Putin will move to the anchor desk … Continue reading →

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Tom braces for Climate Change Hot Air

Posted on June 1, 2017 by tom

With The Donald announcing the withdrawal for the Paris Climate Accord, Tom is expecting blistering “Hot Air” that may melt all the glaciers and icebergs in the world.  It will get overheated. Where is Al Bore when we need him … Continue reading →

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