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The Tom pleads, “We need to get Omarosa a new Reality show”

Posted on August 13, 2018 by tom

In a hastily called meeting in the TomVille Situation Room, The Tom outlined the urgent need to get The Omarosa Manigault Newman a new Reality show to get her off the Media circus. All the attendees agreed that CNN was … Continue reading →

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So Comey and McCabe have their memos. All wieners do

Posted on March 19, 2018 by tom

To be somewhat serious, if you have ever supervised people, you may have run into two dopes like James Comey and Andrew McCabe at the FBI.  Like other wiener employees, they have memos to themselves that purport to document conversations … Continue reading →

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The Tom cleans house at the FBI

Posted on March 17, 2018 by tom

The Big Fella has asked The Tom to do a complete house cleaning at the FBI after he did the heavy lifting of removing Comey and McCabe. With dust cloths, buckets and a vacuum cleaner, The Tom prepared to take … Continue reading →

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Tom greenlights a reboot of the FBI Files starring J. Edgar Comey

Posted on June 11, 2017 by tom

Tom is proud to announce that he has approved production of the new FBI files titled the ” C.Y.A. FBI Files” staring J. Edgar Comey.  Tom says that the new show will be a riveting reboot of the Discovery Channel series … Continue reading →

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Tom scores exclusive interview with J. Edgar Comey

Posted on May 20, 2017 by tom

In an exclusive off the record interview with unnamed source J. Edgar Comey, Tom was bowled over by the Comey mystique and his sterling record.  He indicated that his crowning achievement was manufacturing CYA  memos to himself about The Donald. … Continue reading →

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The Tom fires Eliot Ness

Posted on May 10, 2017 by tom

In a move that et TomVille all a Twitter, The Tom fired FBI Director Eliot Ness.  With chants of “Lock Her Up” booming in the background.  Tom cited poor ratings for Untouchables reruns as the primary cause for the dismissal. … Continue reading →

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Was Barack wiretapping The Tom rather than The Donald?

Posted on March 24, 2017 by tom

We now conclusively know beyond a shadow of any doubt that The Barack O’TomA’s Administration did not wiretap The Donald.  How do we know this with such absolute confidence?  We know it because the secretive CIA, FBI and NSA say … Continue reading →

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Will high draft pick Hillary Clinton pass NFL Concussion Protocol?

Posted on September 3, 2016 by tom

With the FBI providing information that Hillary Rodman Clinton could not recall  details 26 times citing her concussion, Tom doubts that she could pass the NFL concussion protocol. Thus, Clinton is ineligible to play in the NFL and in the … Continue reading →

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Hillary: “Still crazy after all these years”

Posted on July 25, 2016 by tom

With a tip of the cap to the Paul Simon classic “Still crazy after all these years”. The Tom notes that Hillary Rodman Clinton still demonstrates clinical paranoia. In 1998 while defending Wild Bill Clinton to Matt Lauer, she said that … Continue reading →

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FBI cleared Dzhekhar Tsamaev, Tamerlan Tsamaev, Omar Mateen and Hillary Rodman Clinton

Posted on July 6, 2016 by tom

In another episode of your tax dollars hard at work, FBI Director James Comey despite the facts cleared Hillary Rodman Clinton in the private email server scandal.  Clinton was interviewed on Saturday and a full FBI report was prepared on … Continue reading →

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