Monthly Archives: April 2018

The Tom to school The Kayne for loving The Donald

Posted on April 26, 2018 by tom

As the word filtered back to his fans and more importantly to The KardASShians that The Kayne has expressed support for The Donald, The KardASSians huddled up and decided to immediately retain The Tom to do an intervention with the … Continue reading →

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Shania “Twit” Twain issues another “Trump” apology

Posted on April 23, 2018 by tom

To refresh those who have fortunately forgotten this faded star, The Twit Twain is a Canadian citizen who now lives in Switzerland.  She was famous for hijacking American Country and Western  music and used her sex appeal to make money … Continue reading →

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Mao, Hitler, Stalin, Vlad, Saddam, Kim, Barack, Castro and David Hogg — I like my Dictators ruthless

Posted on April 21, 2018 by tom

Great Dictators have a lot in common.  Control is the key.  They may control via  dynamic and  frequently long speeches.  Hitler, Castro, Barack O’TomA and David Hogg come to mind   Others including Hitler, Saddam,  and Stalin were willing and … Continue reading →

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Kourtney Kardashian, Ashley Graham; More Stars Get Sexy In Nude Swimsuits, Bras #MeToo

Posted on April 19, 2018 by tom

  Is this the next step in the #MeToo movement.  somehow the Tom is drawn to it. Kourtney Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, and more celebs love a nude bathing suit! See all the ways your favorite stars have matched a sexy … Continue reading →

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Coachella 2018

Posted on April 15, 2018 by tom

The Tom just gently reminds you that Coachella 2018 is still Indio, CA with blistering heat and punishing winds to punctuate your musical experience. The Tom highly recommends that all babes and beauties just but a new hot outfit and … Continue reading →

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The Tom asks: ” What was in that 6’8″ missile sent to Syria?

Posted on April 15, 2018 by tom

An ever curious The Tom asked The Donald what was in that 6’8″ cruise missile with the Slimeball graffiti on the exterior thjat was launched into a Syria chemical weapons facility. ” Will he be back for the George Clintonopoulos … Continue reading →

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The Mueller just found evidence of Russian Election Collusion on Stormy Daniels

Posted on April 11, 2018 by tom

In an incredible piece of Prosecutorial Investigation, The Mueller just found evidence of Russian Election Collusion in the Stormy Daniels affair.  Surely, The Mueller will be raiding her and her attorney’s houses, offices etc. as he did for The Donald’s … Continue reading →

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The Donald tells The Tom he can fire The Mueller

Posted on April 11, 2018 by tom

The Tom was giddy when he learned that his mentor The Donald said that he can fire The Mueller.  Only a Dictator can’t be fired. And what by the way happened to the Russia Collusion (cue Adam Schiff-less) Members of … Continue reading →

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Mr. Zuckerberg goes to Washington

Posted on April 11, 2018 by tom

Well look who fell off the Turnip Truck !!!   Like a Heavyweight Boxer entering the ring thru a crush of photographers, enter The Zuckerberg. With Legislators green with envy of the Zuckerberg wealth reading questions prepared by their staff … Continue reading →

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In a last dith effort to get a Royal Wedding invitiion, The Tom petitions The Queen

Posted on April 8, 2018 by tom

The Tom is becoming increasingly desperate to score an invitation to the Royal Wedding.  The Tom is bitter that his rival Barak O’TomA already has his invitation in hand. In his petition to Queen Elizabeth, The Tom has pointed out … Continue reading →

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