Tag Archives: Kanye West

How far have the mighty fallen – Kanve West Edition

“Kanye West is on the line and he wants to take a meeting with The Tom” “Set up a low-level meeting with Kim K. look alkies at Kim K. Divorce Attorney to provide cover for The Tom to meet with … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian engages The Tom on what to wear to a divorcé

With reporting hat Kim and husband of 7 years Kanye West heading for Divorce Court, Kim placed an urgent call to famed Style Consultant The Tom for what wear to a Divorce. Well Kim The Tom opined for a wedding … Continue reading

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Kim K. and Kanye West together living separate lives — Cue The Tom

It is being widely reported that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are together but leading separate lives. Naturally with Kim at her most vulnerable and needy, The Tom is ready to slip a bun into her oven. But wait in … Continue reading

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Kim-Kanye Divorce? Will The Tom step in?

Star Magazine is reporting deep marital troubles between Kim KardASShian and Kayne West. As a noted bottom feeder, The Tom is poised to move in fast with Kim.  The Tom admires Kim scoring the trifecta of : Sex tape, lots … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian speaks on Kanye West’s mental health battle following his recent rants on Twitter — The intersection of passion and compassion.

Kim Kardashian serves up equal portions of compassion and skin in addressing Kayne west Bipolar rants.  “She is a real trooper” admired The Tom.  “Yes, The Tom, The Kanye is the gift that keeps on giving,  But I feel safe … Continue reading

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Is The Tom the stealth Presidential candidate on Kanye West’s Birthday Party?

With stellar Presidential Candidate Kayne West waffling about entering the Presidential race under his Birthday Party Banner,  there is an opening so wide for The Tom that he could drive a truck through it. Only The Tom and 1st Daughter … Continue reading

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The Tom to school The Kayne for loving The Donald

As the word filtered back to his fans and more importantly to The KardASShians that The Kayne has expressed support for The Donald, The KardASSians huddled up and decided to immediately retain The Tom to do an intervention with the … Continue reading

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With Kylie Jenner getting all the attention, Kim Kardashian digs deep into her marketing bag of tricks

With 17-year-old Kylie Jenner hogging the publicity and challenging the concept of age of consent, Kim Kardashian has had to resort to hard-core marketing principles to balance the scales. Kim has drawn on the #1 lesson from marketing 101 which … Continue reading

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Simon Cowell’s Baby ruled ugliest since Norie West

The photos are in and Simon Cowell’s baby, Eric Cowell” with girl friend Lauren Silverman is the ugliest baby picture since the Kim Kardashian – Kanye West production of North West. “Tom. you idiot.  You are looking at Simon not the Baby … Continue reading

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Baby Nori West still ugly invoking profound Plastic Surgery questions

Most objective observers would agree with Tom that North West (Baby Nori) spawn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is still ugly. A butt implant, liposuction and hair transplantation are the minimum cosmetic surgery that this baby needs. This has … Continue reading

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