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Hillary Rodman Clinton charters Union Pacific train to haul her baggage

Posted on January 29, 2015 by tom

all, but elected President Hillary Rodman Clinton has chartered a Union Pacific train to haul away her considerable baggage.  Thanks to Harry Reid, the is space available in the Yucca Mountain Nuclear Waste Repository to keep this baggage from the … Continue reading →

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Golden Globe reporting crushes Tom’s laments about the demise of great journalism

Posted on January 12, 2015 by tom

Last night at the Golden Globes Red Carpet, Hollywood reporters blew a huge hole in t\Tom’s lame theories that great journalism is dead. Tom had to admit that he heard some of the most in-depth, hard-hitting  follow-up question that he … Continue reading →

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Tom rumored to be writing a Romance Novel

Posted on March 9, 2014 by tom

Writing under the super secret nom de plume of TomVille Tom, the unknown author is on the verge of publishing.  The literary world is anxiously awaiting his long anticipated Romance Novel, “Too Hot for TomVille. In the novel our handsome lover who … Continue reading →

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Barack calls Vladimir Putin and calls him a naughty boy

Posted on March 1, 2014 by tom

In a direct confrontation with bully Vladimir Putin, Barack O’TomA called Vlad and told him that he was a naughty boy and it is affecting his reputation in the International Community. Rumors have it one could hear laughter all the way to … Continue reading →

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UN Panel cites No. Korea’s beloved leader with crimes against humanity

Posted on February 18, 2014 by tom

Monday a United Nations Panel cited North Korea’s dear leader Kim Jong-un for crimes against humanity and referred the matter to the International Criminal Court. This was obviously the work of a bunch of jealous haters who resent his hair … Continue reading →

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Hillary Rodman Clinton Accomplishment Review

Posted on February 16, 2014 by tom

As we near the mid-point of the 4th term of the Presidency of Hillary Rodman Clinton, it is time to take a careful and appreciative look at her accomplishment and why she is such a compelling figure Clinton was an … Continue reading →

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Zuckerberg: Where can I get a decent haircut?

Posted on January 31, 2014 by tom

Lighten up all you people who envy the 1%.  Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook infamy is worth North of $19 Billion and  still gets a haircut reminiscent of Peyton Manning. Enter the savior, hair stylist to the world, North Korea Strongman Kim Jong … Continue reading →

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Kim Jong Eu purges Uncle from power. Let the photoshopping begin

Posted on December 10, 2013 by tom

In a dramatic move, new North Korean dear Leader Kim Jong Eu purged his uncle Jung Son Thaek from power  ostensibly for having a bad haircut.  Now young Eu is photoshopping his uncle from pictures and documentaries. Normally, this might … Continue reading →

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Diplomacy 101: Rodman does Kim Jong Eun two Solids. Pay it forward

Posted on May 13, 2013 by tom

In just a few days Dennis Rodman has accomplished in North Korea what the most wonderful woman the world has ever known, Hilliary Clinton, who spent 4 years accummulating the most frequent flyer miles on any Secretary of State ever, … Continue reading →

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