Tag Archives: Kim Jong Un

Kim Tom-Un: I am back

Posted on May 2, 2020 by tom

Adopting a don’t ask, don’t tell posture for his 3 weeks of absence, Kim Tom-Un announced he was back in an intriguing Press Release on a Fertilizer Factory Grand Opening. “I needed less time away than somebody in the USA … Continue reading →

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The Tom laments living in The Hermit Kingdom

Posted on April 26, 2020 by tom

The Tom was lamenting to a vigorous deceased Kim Tom-Un that he is stifled living in The Hermit Kingdom, Los Angeles, California, USA and longs for the freedoms of North Korea. “Hell with the Barber and Beauty  shops closed,  one … Continue reading →

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Kim Jong Un holds The Tom and the free world hostage over haircut secrets

Posted on December 20, 2017 by tom

Dear Leader and Barber extraordinaire Kim Jong Un has threatened The Tom and the free world as  nuclear hostages until they reveal the haircutting secrets of LaVar/LaTom Ball and his sons LaMelo and LiAngelo. This may be difficult to negotiate … Continue reading →

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Kim Jong Tom debutes his latest new hairstyle – The Nuke

Posted on April 15, 2017 by tom

Flamboyant North Korean Hairstylist and Supreme and Dear Leader Kim Jong-Tom has just introduced his newest hairstyle “The Nuke”  The style has already started tongues wagging worldwide. The Tom has retained The Donald to negotiate a deal with Kim Jong-Tom for … Continue reading →

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Kim Tom Un takes air out of N.Y. Fashion Week with a new look

Posted on February 19, 2015 by tom

Leave it to North Korea’s man of the people Kim Tom Un to take all the buzz with a new fashion forward Wedgie Pompadour and a daring new eyebrowcut. The man is still the king of fashion.

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Kim Tom-un destroys John Kerry with comments

Posted on August 20, 2014 by tom

Dear North Korea Leader and style icon Kim Tom-un blasted Secretary of State John Kerry calling him a “wolf with a hideous lantern jaw”. John Kerry was heard to say that he had been called worse namely a windsurfer.  He … Continue reading →

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Kim Jong Eun and Kim Tom Eun squeeze off Missiles on Spring Break

Posted on March 31, 2014 by tom

Emulating his hero Kim Jong Eun of North Korea, Kim Tom Eun used Spring Break from Barber College to fire a few missiles from the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of North TomVille into the waters of South TomVille. Few understand the pressure … Continue reading →

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Kim Tom Un won 100% of vote in snap election

Posted on March 10, 2014 by tom

In a snap TomVille election, Kim Tom Un (like his hugely popular North Korean counterpart) gathered 100% of the vote with 100% of eligible voters voting.  Kim Tom Un attributed his popularity to sporting the new Kim Jong Eun haircut Glory to … Continue reading →

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UN Panel cites No. Korea’s beloved leader with crimes against humanity

Posted on February 18, 2014 by tom

Monday a United Nations Panel cited North Korea’s dear leader Kim Jong-un for crimes against humanity and referred the matter to the International Criminal Court. This was obviously the work of a bunch of jealous haters who resent his hair … Continue reading →

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Kim Jong Eu purges Uncle from power. Let the photoshopping begin

Posted on December 10, 2013 by tom

In a dramatic move, new North Korean dear Leader Kim Jong Eu purged his uncle Jung Son Thaek from power  ostensibly for having a bad haircut.  Now young Eu is photoshopping his uncle from pictures and documentaries. Normally, this might … Continue reading →

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