Tag Archives: Kim Jong Un

Kim Jong Un holds The Tom and the free world hostage over haircut secrets

Dear Leader and Barber extraordinaire Kim Jong Un has threatened The Tom and the free world as  nuclear hostages until they reveal the haircutting secrets of LaVar/LaTom Ball and his sons LaMelo and LiAngelo. This may be difficult to negotiate … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Tom debutes his latest new hairstyle – The Nuke

Flamboyant North Korean Hairstylist and Supreme and Dear Leader Kim Jong-Tom has just introduced his newest hairstyle “The Nuke”  The style has already started tongues wagging worldwide. The Tom has retained The Donald to negotiate a deal with Kim Jong-Tom for … Continue reading

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Kim Tom Un takes air out of N.Y. Fashion Week with a new look

Leave it to North Korea’s man of the people Kim Tom Un to take all the buzz with a new fashion forward Wedgie Pompadour and a daring new eyebrowcut. The man is still the king of fashion.

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Kim Tom-un destroys John Kerry with comments

Dear North Korea Leader and style icon Kim Tom-un blasted Secretary of State John Kerry calling him a “wolf with a hideous lantern jaw”. John Kerry was heard to say that he had been called worse namely a windsurfer.  He … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Eun and Kim Tom Eun squeeze off Missiles on Spring Break

Emulating his hero Kim Jong Eun of North Korea, Kim Tom Eun used Spring Break from Barber College to fire a few missiles from the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of North TomVille into the waters of South TomVille. Few understand the pressure … Continue reading

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Kim Tom Un won 100% of vote in snap election

In a snap TomVille election, Kim Tom Un (like his hugely popular North Korean counterpart) gathered 100% of the vote with 100% of eligible voters voting.  Kim Tom Un attributed his popularity to sporting the new Kim Jong Eun haircut Glory to … Continue reading

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UN Panel cites No. Korea’s beloved leader with crimes against humanity

Monday a United Nations Panel cited North Korea’s dear leader Kim Jong-un for crimes against humanity and referred the matter to the International Criminal Court. This was obviously the work of a bunch of jealous haters who resent his hair … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Eu purges Uncle from power. Let the photoshopping begin

In a dramatic move, new North Korean dear Leader Kim Jong Eu purged his uncle Jung Son Thaek from power  ostensibly for having a bad haircut.  Now young Eu is photoshopping his uncle from pictures and documentaries. Normally, this might … Continue reading

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Happy 4th of July

Have a Happy 4th or July and/or Independence Day. To honor the day, I have given Hosni, Fidel, Vladimir, Speechman , Kim, NSA,  Busty McTomHo, Hollande, Lindsay Lohan and all the other defenders of freedom the day off.

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Turkey’s Erdogan: ” Damn It, I am a Dictator , too”

Claiming that he isn’t getting any respect during Turkey’s riots, Premier , Recep Tayyip (E-Rap) Erdogan said “I am a Dictator, too”.  With this announcement he joined the ranks of the “Button Down” Dictators  that we know and love such … Continue reading

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