Flamboyant North Korean Hairstylist and Supreme and Dear Leader Kim Jong-Tom has just introduced his newest hairstyle “The Nuke” The style has already started tongues wagging worldwide.
The Tom has retained The Donald to negotiate a deal with Kim Jong-Tom for exclusive right to the style and for a string of Kim inspired franchise barber and hair salons. With The Kim, The Tom and The Donald involved, what could possibly go wrong?
Truth According To Tom 
I hear it’s the biggest thing since The Rachel!
If Kim approves The Rachell, we can expand to a nationwide chair of Unisex salons. I have officially declared an end to “The Bad Hair Day”
Unisex? I think they’d have a problem with that. Maybe if they made separate sections…