Tag Archives: Separated at Birth

Kim Jong Un holds The Tom and the free world hostage over haircut secrets

Dear Leader and Barber extraordinaire Kim Jong Un has threatened The Tom and the free world as  nuclear hostages until they reveal the haircutting secrets of LaVar/LaTom Ball and his sons LaMelo and LiAngelo. This may be difficult to negotiate … Continue reading

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Shocker: Tom discovered that The Donald and Rodman-Clinton separated at birth

After exhaustive research that included a trip to Al Capone’s vault, Tom has learned exclusively that the Donald and Hillary Rodman-Clinton are indeed the same person.  This explains why they have never been seen together, wear the same pants suits, … Continue reading

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Rare Triplets separated at birth discovered a TSU

In a scientific coup at TomVille State University (TSU) home of the mighty football Whigs, researchers have found a rare triplet combination separated at birth.  The incredible identical triplets are none other than Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and Ellen DeGeneres.  … Continue reading

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Separated at Birth: Larry Summers and Hillary Clinton

But who has the higher rumored (started by self) IQ and who has the bigger ego?   Hillary Clinton, the ego of Bill, but none of the charm.

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Separated at Birth: Tom and Justin Bieber

    Tom                           Justin Bieber How was the Bieber hoax allowed to go on so long?

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