In a snap TomVille election, Kim Tom Un (like his hugely popular North Korean counterpart) gathered 100% of the vote with 100% of eligible voters voting. Kim Tom Un attributed his popularity to sporting the new Kim Jong Eun haircut
Glory to Kim Tom and lets dance
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“I am so happy I could fire off a Nuke” enthused Kim Tom Un
Truth According To Tom 
Hey, I’m reading ‘Animal Farm’ at the moment and found out that my Korean friend read it in high school so they can learn about North Korea where pigs became dictatorial leaders and sheeps obey. I thought that is hilarious. 🙂
George Orwell had a lot of these guys figured out.