Tag Archives: Britney Spears

Free Britney (Bra)

Posted on August 1, 2021 by tom

The Tom has carefullly reviewed the topless images Britney Spears has posted. The Tom told his team. “Sign her. She looks Vegas ready”

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The Tom states “It is the civil rights issue of our generation”

Posted on July 15, 2021 by tom

Free Britney

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The Tom Steps Up in the Free Britney Movement

Posted on July 2, 2021 by tom

Coming off a highly successful Residency at the Mustang Ranch outside Reno, The Tom is assuming control of Britney]s Conservatorship freeing vast sums of cash from Daddy Dearest. The Tom is recomending a conservative portfolio of BitCoins, ETFs, Game Sop … Continue reading →

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The Tom loves the Holidays

Posted on December 13, 2018 by tom

The Tom looks forward tp the holidays.  Wishing you and yours the best for the Holidays and the New Year. Toping the To Do list is to interview and hire Santa’s Little Helpers.  Ho, Ho,. Ho!!!      

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Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction has The Tom wondering

Posted on October 24, 2016 by tom

One of America’s darlings this past Saturday night in Vegas suffered not one but two wardrobe malfunctions.  With the help of her backup dancers she powered trough. First the strap broke forcing poor Britney to hold the bralette and its … Continue reading →

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Is it risky to be risqué?

Posted on January 24, 2015 by tom

Tom awaits poll result from Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus     Does  this rise to the high level of ribald, bawdy, Rabelaisian, racy, earthy, suggestive, naughty, smutty, crude (no way), lewd, blue or raunchy?  If you are … Continue reading →

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Shakira edges out Tom in Facebook likes

Posted on July 20, 2014 by tom

The results are in and in a squeaker it was Shakira winning  with 100 million Facebook  likes, Rihanna with 89m, Katy Perry with 72m, Beyoncé with 63m, Britney Spears with 41m, Christina Aguilar with 24m and Tom with 0m. Like … Continue reading →

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Tom denies having sex with Lindsay Lohan

Posted on June 11, 2014 by tom

With crack reporters from Access TomVille and TomVille Tonight armed with their Reporter’s Notebooks and tons of lip gloss in the wings, Tom joined James Franco in denying that he had sex with Lindsay Lohan as she alleges in her … Continue reading →

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Has-Beens rejoice as Britney Spears inks $15 m X Factor deal

Posted on April 11, 2012 by tom

TomVille was aglow as noted has-beens celebrated Britney Spears inking a $15 million deal to judge and “perform” on X Factor. Celebrants rallying behind the mega has-been, Tom, were Simon Cowell, Lindsay Lohan,TommySue, Newtron Tom. Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and … Continue reading →

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Tom urges Occupy Encampers (OWS) to burnish their resume with arrests and convictions

Posted on November 30, 2011 by tom

Speaking just minutes before the police rolled in to clean out the Occupy Encampment, Tom mounted the Podium and in an impassioned speach urged the happy cmpers to add civil disobediaence arrests and convictions to burnish their resumes. As a … Continue reading →

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