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Biden orders Americans to come home

Joe Tom Biden just ordered or suggested to Americans in Ukraine to come home. Biden referenced the highly successful plan for the evacuation of Afghanistan To insure sucess, Joe Tom hired the ultimate DC Swamp Creature, The Tom, at a … Continue reading

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“What is the holdup on Garcetti ?” bellowed Joe Tom

Joe Tom Biden had set the table to get Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti out of town as Ambassador to India”. This was to happen before Homeless surged and before he gave another Woke speech on how he is saving … Continue reading

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Will a Rambo like warrior be able to rescue Joe Tom Biden from defeat in Afghanistan?

Commander In Chief Joe Tom Biden bravely met with military leaders and President VP Harris via video conference. They did agree that this may be the worst defeat in U.S. History and that they need to work on the spin. … Continue reading

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Shakira edges out Tom in Facebook likes

The results are in and in a squeaker it was Shakira winning  with 100 million Facebook  likes, Rihanna with 89m, Katy Perry with 72m, Beyoncé with 63m, Britney Spears with 41m, Christina Aguilar with 24m and Tom with 0m. Like … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA announces Afghanistan war strategy

Striding up to the teleprompter enhanced podium, Barack O’TomA is prepared to announce his Afghanistan war strategy.  Barack intoned, “I need you to give this your closest attention as my policy is so smart, so robust, and so subtle that you … Continue reading

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Somebody needs a Hug

After a few bad days in Afghanistan, North Korea, Iraq, Libia, Egypt, Kenya and Syria, Barack O’TomA was looking forward to a photo-op handshake with new Iranian President Hasan Rouhani yesterday at a UN meeting.  Rouhani snubbed Barack and turned … Continue reading

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2009 Nobel Peace Prize winner questions 2011 Peace Prize selections

The most deserving 2009 Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barack Obama questions 2011 awards to Leymah Gbowee, Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, Tawakkul Karmah by asking “Why Not Me?”. Obama says that he is sure these people did some good things, but most … Continue reading

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