Tag Archives: Teleprompter

The Tom pitches PR proposal to Harris-Biden Administration officials

Posted on November 7, 2020 by tom

The Tom rushed his Public Relations (PR) story boards for a meeting with Harris-Biden Administration Officials. Key points are as follows: Wardrobe should be either a stiff starched white shirt with sleaves rulled up 2 turns to suggest working or … Continue reading →

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We will re-open the economy not a minute too early or a minute too late. Say what? Guns v. Butter Edition

Posted on June 12, 2020 by tom

For two and a half months The Tom listened to the daily dulcet tones of L.A. Mayor  Eric Garcetti arguably the world’s smartest man as he assured us that all decisions on the Virus Lockdown are based on the science … Continue reading →

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Barack endorses The Tom for President

Posted on June 9, 2016 by tom

In what may have been the results of a major hack into his Teleprompter, Barack O’TomA, today endorsed The Tom for President. After the address, Barack asked, “I said what?” WTF, nobody would believe that a do nothing Senator from New York and … Continue reading →

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King Tom I toppled by Tom the Terrible

Posted on January 22, 2013 by tom

After a brutal 3 day Coronation event marked by Beyoncé accusing him of lip-synching the TomVille Anthem and  others accusing him of lip-synching the Coronation Address that was actually delivered fresh off the teleprompter bitter rival Barack O’TomA, Tom was … Continue reading →

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Beyonce accuses King Tom I of lip-synching Anthem at Coronation

Posted on January 22, 2013 by tom

In a rare rebuke to King Tom I of TomVille, Beyoncé Knowles has accused King Tom I of lip-synching the TomVille anthem at his own Coronation.  Tom sang his own Anthem to  both show his frugality and to score an audition … Continue reading →

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Barack O’TomA: “I cleaned Mitt Tomney’s clock in debate”

Posted on October 4, 2012 by tom

Fresh off his Ryder Cup victory where he doubled for Tiger Woods, Barack O’TomA celebrated his sparkling performance in the first Presidential Debate last night.  As the Presidential Limo motored down Denver streets, Barack popped out  of the moon roof … Continue reading →

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In compromise, Barack O’TomA orders free birth control and viagra for Nuns and Priests

Posted on February 11, 2012 by tom

In an emergency, Dear Leader Barack O’TomA rolled out the National Security encrypted Teleprompter for a major address backtracking, I mean clarifying, the Administration position on free birth control for women, but not for men. Tearing into the Catholic Bishops … Continue reading →

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Obama’s Teleprompter is stolen — A nation’s confidence is shattered

Posted on October 18, 2011 by tom

A van containing President Obama’s teleprompter and lectern were stolen from a Virginia hotel parking lot on Monday, according to NBC12 in Richmond. The truck was parked at the Virginia Center Commons Courtyard Marriott near Richmond before the president’s scheduled … Continue reading →

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Tom speaks to a war ravished TomVille

Posted on October 15, 2011 by tom

Fighting CityVille on the East and FarmVille on the West, the valent troops of TomVille completed their first day in what Tom says will be a long slog. Some minor problems have arisen including slow movement from troops wearing low … Continue reading →

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Obama declares National Day of Mourning for Hubert Schlafly, Teleprompter Inventor

Posted on April 26, 2011 by tom

The International Community’s gifted speech reader Barack Obama declared a National Day of Mourning for Hubert Schlafly who passed away yesterday at age 91. Schlafly was widely known as one of the creators of the Teleprompter. The Teleprompter was such … Continue reading →

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