Domestic Violence High Commissioner Tom slaps Springer’s guests with suspensions

After every business, organization and government agency made their mandatory self-serving statements on domestic violence, they raced to drop this hot potato as fast as possible.

Enter Tom who started his consulting firm as the High Commissioner for Domestic Violence where Tom will adjudicate all cases in his infinite wisdom.  The Commissioner is patterned after Ken Feinberg the victim fund guru where he demands full authority, no accountability and tons of money. At his Inauguration as High Commissioner, Tom swore on a stack of NFL Playbooks that he is not afraid of Harvey Levin and TMZ.

In Tom’s first ruling he slapped a two show suspension on Jerry Springer show guests TomSon and his seven BabyMommas for fighting on stage and poor acting.

This is now a “settled” issue.

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