Opposition researchers have uncovered new Centerfold pictures of Tom and it isn’t pretty. Both Scott Brown and Elizabeth Warren were aghast after looking at the pictures. In a joint statement bipartisan statement, they blasted the Tom pics.
AARP – The Magazine Editor Nancy Perry Graham defended the publication of the Tom Centerfold saying she had to strike a deal before the pics were snapped up for pre-plastic surgery advertisement photos.
Tom is expected to make a statement shortly where he will blame the fiasco on bad advise received from George W. Bush.
Truth According To Tom 
Please, take your time. I just ate. đŸ˜‰
Sorry, but my publicist wants to get the pics posted to the Internet right away. Rumors have it there is a video (ugh)
Now that, with sound effects (not the kind YOU’RE thinking of) might be interesting…..