With Kevin Hart bowing out as Oscar host and issuing an apology for ancient comments, it is rumored that nobody wants the job. It doesn’t help ones career to be associated with an intolerant institution that produces an overly long dud every year.
However heeding the old Hollywood law that “…there is no such ting as bad publicity. any publicity is good publicity. In preparation for being chosen as host, The Tom has deleted any and all writings and audio and is furiously concentrating in memorizing Anti Trump jokes.
“This has home run written all over it” thundered The Tom.
Truth According To Tom 