Barack O’TomA has another orgasm looking at naked images of Mitt Tomney’s tax returns

Embedded reporters are reporting that Barack O’TomA is obsessed with Mitt Tomney’s tax returns and has an orgasm each and every time that he looks at the naked images on his PC. Rumors have it that he is trying to get noted smut purveyor Harry Reid to get him some naked 10-year-old returns to view.

Noted Vegetable Gardner and World Travel Consultant Michele O’TomA is very concerned as she hears heavy breathing at night coming from the Oval Office. She fears that Barack’s assurances that it is just Tomney’s Tax returns are ringing hollow and she fears that Barack may be taking up with H-Rod Clinton for late night “policy” discussions.

BREAKING NEWS: TomVille Tonight has learned that Dr. Drew has been consulted for this obsession.

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8 Responses to Barack O’TomA has another orgasm looking at naked images of Mitt Tomney’s tax returns

  1. I think this is just becoming a case of “I showed you mine, now show me yours”. Barry’s mad that he had to dig up his birth certificate, so now he wants to rake Tomney over the coals in the same way. 😀
    Or maybe Tomney hasn’t released more tax returns, ’cause he can’t find them in all those offshore safety deposit boxes? 😉

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