Embedded reporters are reporting that Barack O’TomA is obsessed with Mitt Tomney’s tax returns and has an orgasm each and every time that he looks at the naked images on his PC. Rumors have it that he is trying to get noted smut purveyor Harry Reid to get him some naked 10-year-old returns to view.
Noted Vegetable Gardner and World Travel Consultant Michele O’TomA is very concerned as she hears heavy breathing at night coming from the Oval Office. She fears that Barack’s assurances that it is just Tomney’s Tax returns are ringing hollow and she fears that Barack may be taking up with H-Rod Clinton for late night “policy” discussions.
BREAKING NEWS: TomVille Tonight has learned that Dr. Drew has been consulted for this obsession.
Truth According To Tom 
I think this is just becoming a case of “I showed you mine, now show me yours”. Barry’s mad that he had to dig up his birth certificate, so now he wants to rake Tomney over the coals in the same way. 😀
Or maybe Tomney hasn’t released more tax returns, ’cause he can’t find them in all those offshore safety deposit boxes? 😉
Barry is too evolved to get angry or vidnictive. However if Mitt Tomney wins expect a surgical tax hike that will hit Community Organizers, Assistant Law Professors and Authors.
Now, aren’t you glad that all these posts are just so much vapourware? Otherwise, you might have a VERY taxing future…. 😉
Since I may or may not be on the enemies List, the next post could well be “Tom braces for comprehensive IRS Field Audit”
“Braces for comprehensive audit”? Would that be equivalent to “bend over, grab your ankles, and think happy thoughts”? 😉
Yes, you are right. And by the way is robert Mueller a kinder gentler FBI Director than J Edgar
I don’t know – I haven’t seen his dress collection …. yet.
I concede defeat. Although I must say I walked right into that one.