An ebullient Barack O’TomA sporting a world-class shiner after his bruising debate with Mitt Tomney declared himself the winner by TKO. He told the world that he is a fighter and only he can protect the Middle Class from bullies and from themselves.
Some pundits are saying that the race could come down to amount of write-in vote garnered by fellow fighter Leon Spinks.
Truth According To Tom 
I think the election will hang on whether Rahm inherited the voter roles from Mayor Daley the Lesser. You know, the voter roles that list every living soul in Chicago (twice) as well as the dead (thrice) and all the pets (seven to every human one, right?), as well as all the … um … “remotely housed” about 20 miles east of Lake Shore Drive (they only vote once – you know how hard it is to get waterproof ballots!). And you thought “The Right Stuff” was a movie about wannabe astronauts…. 😀
Like Ground Hog Day, it will be 1960 all over again? Chicago should be a religion, voters have eternal life (if they are Democrats that is)