Perhaps still under the spell of the Glitter Bomb and his enduring crush on Lindsay Lohan, Tom asked the Judge to sentence him for overdue parking tickets to 90 days in a locked Rehab facility where Lindsay will serve her sentence.
Noting that some of the world’s most magical love affairs such as Elizabeth Taylor and Larry Fortensky began as secret trysts at the Betty Ford Clinic, Tom inched ever closer to his dream of a life with LiLo.
As the Deputy Sheriff led him off, Tom cracked his widest Hollywood smile.
Truth According To Tom 
But you know how Liz and Larry ended! Are you still willing to take the chance for a short period of bliss with her? Didn’t Liz have to pay him alimony??
I havetogowithm y heart and hope that Charlie Sheen will help with the Alimony.