Yesterday the top news was that Barack O’Toma and Iranian President Hassan Rouhani spoke on the phone. The Press was relentless in reporting the call.
Tom has exclusively learned that Barack and Hasan both think that Heather is a tramp, like the new fall colors and think Angela Merkel is so hot. Barack also told Hasan that he is the bomb or was it he could have the Bomb.
Barack is so hoping that Hasan will Friend him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter.
This is all so historic.
Truth According To Tom 
That explains why the handshake never happened. They were both lying on their respective beds, staring up at the ceiling, saying “No, YOU hang up first!”.
Historic? I think that’s a typo – you meant “hysteric”, right? 😀
Evidently Hasan had to duck a few tomatoes during his parade back home. Maybe the call was to be a “secret”. Who told? Angela Merkel